A fanciful wish of sparkled Birth-day ruminations, I say! You were always the brave one, venturing out of our mother's womb while I quivered indoors for another four sun-cycles. But today I brave the world for us both, spreading celebratory cheer for all who will listen, reminding them, "Fear NOT! The Wonder Twins will activate your heart!"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. um, i guess i'm a little excited to see you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my mermaid is all dry and failing in the salty sand, reaching up to the sky, grabbing the air as if she were reaching for the breast of big-titty mer-whores and licking here lips with milky thirst . . . .
roooocccckstaaar! where are you? your phone says that you are not accepting calls right now so call me when you are! i want to hear about the recording. i am feverishly writing songs for the 20th!
LIL' BIM BIDDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I'm so glad you found me. How I miss you so. Congrats on yer little bidness bim bits. Which city are you in now? Heard you were back in PDX. We need to catch up girl. Send me an address, mmkay? I'll write you soon. much love... DZT
wait, why am i hilarious? what did i do? well anyway i've assembled a band and we are opening for you so just put on the flyer "carly plus 2" and we're going to pack the house k? the songs are half adventure metal and half loungey love songs about you.
your feather pulls my heart strings...draw it on my arm and i'll get it tattooed. who am i kidding, YOU pull my totally hetero heart strings, ha! girl crush
