I'm only interested in cool shit. I don't like things that suck. So if you suck I don't like you. Lets see what else... I like movies, music, video games, violent crime, the word "poop", the end of life on this planet as we know it... Oh and kittens.
I also like gaming... Dungeons & Dragons, Warhammer Fantasy Battles and Warhammer 40,000. Visit these two sites to learn more... www.thekeepgames.com and http://rambeard.blogspot.com/
Music
Anything by Barry Manilow. Go ahead and laugh asshole. He writes the songs that make the whole world sing! That means he kicks ass and takes names bitch!
Movies
There are a lot of great movies out there but very few offer as much action, thrills and incredible acting as, Cool As Ice, Staring none other then the one and only Robert Matthew Van Winkle. You may know him as Vanilla Ice.
Television
I don't watch TV. I don't really need 100+ channels of shit.
Books
H.P. Lovecraft... Next to him everyone else sucks.
Greenskin's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Body type:
5' 9" / Average
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:
Aries
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Children:
Someday
Education:
High school
Occupation:
Graphic Designer/Tattoo Artist
Income:
$45,000 to $60,000
Greenskin's Schools
Tuslaw High School
Massillon, OH
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
About me: Hmmmm... About me... Do you really give a shit what I write here? I mean really? Do you really give a fiddlers fuck "about me"? Honestly, I think that the only person that has ever really read my "About Me" is some chick named Candy. I know this because she sent me a friend invite and said that I seem like a really great guy. I know she meant it because along with the friend invite she also sent me a link to her personal website that was full of naked pictures of herself. I mean COME ON!!! That is one honest girl who obviously cared about me enough to let me see pictures of her while she fingers her own butt hole. So other then Candy none of you really care what I write here. If you did you would also send me pictures of yourself fingering your butts!
I guess to be fair I don't read the About Me crap that anyone else writes. If I do I just sorta skim it and hope that they say something interesting. For the most part it ends up being a bunch of slop anyway. How wonderful your, husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, ugly kid, dog, cat or gay albino hamster is. Or you get some self deprecating, "I'm so deep nobody understands me." nutsack who hasn't
done anything creative since the last time they took a shit. That is the reason I don't read anyones About Me! Maybe if somebody you wrote something interesting I would read it but they are all the same!
"Hi my name is (insert random name here)
Gee... I don't know what to say about myself! (giggle)
Here are some random pictures of my ugly ass kids! Oh here is a slide show of my crotch spawn and our dog Pogo... Isn't it cute how they torture poor Pogo? Here is my husband/wife. They cheat on me, drink to much and hit me... We are so in love! I'm the luckiest retard in the world.
Oh and just for the record I would like to say... I'm not Goth! So if you are one of the random vampire wannabes named Lord Bloody Load or something that keeps sending me friend invite. Stop! I don't like you and I hope you get ass raped by escaped prisoners who leave you bleeding from your rectum behind a 7-Eleven..
Who I'd like to meet:
SATAN!!! I would like to meet Satan because we could hang out and go get ice cream together and maybe go to the mall or something. I think he just gets a bad rap and if you don't judge him right away then maybe he wouldn't be such a bad guy, ya know? Plus if you are hanging out with Satan I bet you could get some really cool shit like an XBox 360 with Rock Band and you wouldn't even have to pay for it because Satan would destroy the dude at Best Buy if he asked him for money.
I found this today and I thought you might enjoy it. Hehe, oh and see you tomorrow!
November 5th is a day that will live in infamy. Not because of the Presidential Election and electing our first African-American President. This day will be remembered in history for the birth of time travel.
It was on this day, November 5, 1955 that Dr. Emit Brown was hanging a picture above his toilet in his Hill Valley, CA home when he slipped and hit his head. When he came to he had the vision of the Flux Capacitor, which is what makes time travel possible.
It wasn't until 1985 when the prototype was developed and tested. Dr. Brown's dog, Einstein, was the first living participant of time travel. The Lybians almost sabotaged the experiment but thankfully Marty McFly was able to save the day and became the first human being to time travel.
Today, on the 53^rd^ anniversary of the invention of time travel I would like to recognize those pioneers who made it possible for all. Dr. Brown, Mr. McFly and Einstein the dog. We no longer need to use dangerous fuels like plutonium. We are now using greener fuels thanks to the development of Mr. Fusion. Even more green fuels are to come. President elect Obama supports clean fuel sources and time travel looks to be bright, clean, and safe for all. A little humor and faux-history to cheer everyone up. It's been a tense election and ride for the past 24 months. Let's kick back and enjoy the ride...BACK TO THE FUTURE!
I'll see what I can do after dinner. I have to get in there and finish cooking it. I was wondering what part you needed for your computer to run Warhammer?
lol I'm excited about coming out. And I'm going to let you talk me into some goofy and strange things I'm sure. Knowing Kaci, I wouldn't think she would let someone change her much. But I do tend to bring out the inner girly-girl in others. So I can't make any promises. I'm still in shock she didn't know what sephora is. I'm going to have to do something about that. lol See you in 2 months!!!!
lol ive been watching warhammer online videos all this morning on youtube, now im really excited :P so you guys can 100 percent for sure count on me playing when it's released :) i wanna make a dark elf :)
