Dire Straits, Dwight Yoakam, The Eagles, Elton John, Fleetwood Mac, Hank Jr., Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani, John Mayer, Led Zeppelin, Mark Knopfler, Norah Jones, Phil Collins, Sarah McLachlan, Tom Petty, Train
Movies
Batman Begins, The Big Lebowski, The Boondock Saints, The Bourne Trilogy, Christmas Vacation, The Chronicles of Riddick, Heat, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Punisher, Red Dawn, Shooter, Star Wars, V for Vendetta
About me:
Jon is an ugly fat guy that wears huge, Coke bottle glasses, rides a bike that's too small for him with cards in the spokes and ribbons on the handlebars. He wears a propellor beanie, bowties, and suspenders. He's still in eighth grade.
This boy deserves your support. 30 cents out of every dollar received goes directly to our other charity, in which 20 cents of every dollar received goes to help this guy in need.
So please. Call now.
[Insert picture of Jon looking pathetic]
I can't get past the ******* that are trying to **** ** the ********* on *****. Because none of my guys will ***** at the ******* so it's all left up to me. At least I have ******** *******. But *** not doing much good either.