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clint
clint sexy as bruises on a 5th grader

Male
28 years old
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA
United States



Last Login: 11/25/2009
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   clint's Comedian Bio
Biosee http://clintnohr.com
TV ShowsNBC’s Last Comic Standing 2- Call back round in the Tampa audition (appearance length: 1.5 seconds) Fox News Edge in Charlotte, NC (appearance length: 6.8 seconds)

    clint's Interests
Generalsilly shirts, silly wigs, silly hats, silly string, silly puddy, and fusilli pasta. you should know i spend an unhealthy amount of time on www.monkeystitches.com. other interests include: running from fights, real butter, cheap beer, building snowmen, girls that are built like snowmen, and the combined smell of tequila and duct tape (see comments).
Musiccurrently, i'm really into christian reggae from the early '70s. one band: The Dreadciples.
MoviesWaterworld, Dances with Wolves, Field of Dreams ... pretty much any movie where Kevin Costner has a chance of dying. did i mention Waterworld? ok, just checking...
TelevisionCourt TV, Raw Al Jazeera, hostage negotiation footage, and of course , The Parkers.
Books"My Momma's Garden" the official Clint Nohr biography due out August 2011. 59 glossy pages of how i once opened up for a guy with a bull-whip
Heroesanyone who's secure enough to ride in a motorcycle side-car. and people on myspace.com that do not name their dad as a hero. unless of course your dad really can fly and/or has "heat" vision.
Groups: Knoxville Nightlife SpotAlan Thicke Hate ClubLife Changers and Dream ChasersTILT

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     clint's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:sumter, south carolina
Body type:5' 8" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:High school
Occupation:comic/professional dissapointment
Income:Less than $30,000

   clint's Schools
Crestwood High School
Sumter,South Carolina
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
 

1996 to 1999


   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 13 2009 8:00P
Starland Charleston SC
Nov 27 2009 8:00P
tba Nashville TN
Dec 17 2009 8:00P
Jokers Comedy Club Milwaukee WI
Dec 18 2009 8:00P
Jokers Comedy Club Milwaukee WI
Dec 19 2009 8:00P
Jokers Comedy Club Milwaukee WI

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   clint's Blurbs
About me:
i'm adorable. i like coke more than pepsi, so there's no need to read my survey. i'm not as funny as your average key chain or bumper sticker but i am as funny as most can huggers. by the way, i recently found out that in certain parts of Texas "can hugger" is a racist term.

Who I'd like to meet:
Chris Hansen from Dateline's "To catch a predator" series, but only on my terms, no more suprises Chris! also, people in their 30's who still dye their hair green, purple and/or blue (the shock value never gets old)

   clint's Friend Space (Top 28)
clint has 455 friends.
 Glenn Snyder 


 Marcia 


 Traina 


 Mel 


 Casey 


 C-Zone 


 Rob Anderson 


 Carlos Valencia 


 Kerry White 


 CHIP TODD 


 Campus Rejects 


 keith 


 Josh Goguen 


 Jesus Christ 


 Joel 


 James Johann 


 Loony Bin 


 TJ Young 


 Combustible Duck 


 wendi.loo 


 ~We Are Todays Secrets And Tomorrows Headlines~ 


 Adam 


 Superchunk 


 Paul Hooper 


 Sean Nicholas 


 Charlee 


 Boston Comedy Festival 


 ashlee 





clint's Friends Comments
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Mel

Mel



Nov 16 2009 3:27 PM

Missing you!! Where in the world is funnyman?????
CHIP TODD

CHIP TODD



Sep 28 2009 2:49 PM

ME TOO ...see you in April.
Mel

Mel



Sep 22 2009 11:12 PM

Come and see me for my b-day weekend, fool.
Cady Groves [12.1.09]

Cady Groves [12.1.09]
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Sep 22 2009 11:12 PM

Hey, i have a new song!
and if you listen to it, i'll bake your face some cookies.
love you frannnnd!
Lynde™

Lynde™



Sep 10 2009 10:48 PM

Happy 31st Birthday! Bahawhaha...
Mel

Mel



Aug 15 2009 7:07 PM

Hey my little lost comedian. Hope all is sunny in SC. Call me soon. You know my birthday is next month. I need to hand out with the young crowd before then....Miss you!!!!
 

wendi.loo

wendi.loo



Aug 4 2009 2:08 AM

CLINT!

I WISH WE COULD HAVE WENT LAST NIGHT,
RAINCHECK IT!

START DOING SHOWS FOR 18+ MMMKAY!
..
wendi.loo

wendi.loo



Jul 27 2009 4:32 PM

i love you to clint lol

ill try and work on my "poor judgement of talent"
i havnt heard you on stage yet

you gotta let me kno when theres a show i can go to!
Mel

Mel



Jul 4 2009 1:55 AM

So i guess u were joking about coming up here? Anyways...have a happy 4th !!!
~becci~

~becci~



Jun 18 2009 6:47 PM

LMFAO!!  Thanks, lovey...
"The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible."  ~Judith Regan 
I pay as little attention as possible to everything, so I'm doin alright.  ;)
Miss you, kiddo!! ♥
Mike Storck

Mike Storck



Jun 5 2009 4:05 AM

Canadian Bums

Carlos Valencia

Carlos Valencia



Jun 3 2009 7:14 AM

I'm thinking of starting a tour, it'll be called the "Stand Up will suck the will to live out of you" Comedy Tour. You in?
~We Are Todays Secrets And Tomorrows Headlines~

~We Are Todays Secrets And Tomorrows Headlines~



May 21 2009 9:58 PM

yeah it was a great time dude...yeah threw that frizbee and landed it on what could of been a person laying out if it would have been 5 hours earlier...
~becci~

~becci~



May 19 2009 1:17 AM

I tried sooooooooo hard to get out in time.... I'm Sorry, Clintness!!!
dr tom aka mot lol

tom ezell



May 11 2009 3:06 AM

yo what good clint ? hope all good ...
Meghan

Meghan  Gettys



May 11 2009 1:19 AM

clint!! how are you???? haven't talked to you in a long time.
Marcia

Marcia Carmen



May 6 2009 12:09 AM

Happy cinco de Mayo, amigo mio.
Casey

Casey Campagnari



May 3 2009 9:54 PM

Working and stuff... You should give me a call sometime, asshole. I'm goin to the beach on May 15 thru the 17th. And then on my birthday weekend, I think I'm going to go up to your parents property.
~We Are Todays Secrets And Tomorrows Headlines~

~We Are Todays Secrets And Tomorrows Headlines~



Apr 28 2009 4:30 AM

golly how id love to skiddattle on to cola town...we will see ill have to talk to him boot it... i gotta work friday and saturday is lisas(his neice) birthday and such...why dont you just bring your silly face to the 803.
~We Are Todays Secrets And Tomorrows Headlines~

~We Are Todays Secrets And Tomorrows Headlines~



Apr 28 2009 1:18 AM

CLINT!
i say ol chap...
havent heard from you...in a hot minute..
we should all do lunch again soon..
i think its shot time..
CHIP TODD

CHIP TODD



Apr 16 2009 4:43 PM

How come there is no Clint Nohr Facebook page? OR do I need to make one lol
dr tom aka mot lol

tom ezell



Apr 16 2009 1:52 AM

It your boy EZELL what good kid lol <<<<>>>>
Lynde™

Lynde™



Apr 12 2009 3:19 PM

Hahaha! Same 2 u!
dr tom aka mot lol

tom ezell



Apr 6 2009 1:34 AM

sup it your boy EZELL what good yo love charlston s.c. get how you live lol ............
~We Are Todays Secrets And Tomorrows Headlines~

~We Are Todays Secrets And Tomorrows Headlines~



Apr 3 2009 8:45 PM

if god used his name in vain would he implode?
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