clint
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sexy as bruises on a 5th grader
Male
28 years old
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA
United States
Last Login: 11/25/2009
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clint's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | see http://clintnohr.com | | TV Shows | NBC’s Last Comic Standing 2- Call back round in the Tampa audition (appearance length: 1.5 seconds)
Fox News Edge in Charlotte, NC (appearance length: 6.8 seconds) |
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clint's Interests
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| General | silly shirts, silly wigs, silly hats, silly string, silly puddy, and fusilli pasta.
you should know i spend an unhealthy amount of time on www.monkeystitches.com.
other interests include: running from fights, real butter, cheap beer, building snowmen, girls that are built like snowmen, and the combined smell of tequila and duct tape (see comments). | | Music | currently, i'm really into christian reggae from the early '70s. one band: The Dreadciples. | | Movies | Waterworld, Dances with Wolves, Field of Dreams ... pretty much any movie where Kevin Costner has a chance of dying. did i mention Waterworld? ok, just checking... | | Television | Court TV, Raw Al Jazeera, hostage negotiation footage, and of course , The Parkers. | | Books | "My Momma's Garden" the official Clint Nohr biography due out August 2011. 59 glossy pages of how i once opened up for a guy with a bull-whip | | Heroes | anyone who's secure enough to ride in a motorcycle side-car.
and people on myspace.com that do not name their dad as a hero. unless of course your dad really can fly and/or has "heat" vision. |
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Knoxville Nightlife Spot, Alan Thicke Hate Club, Life Changers and Dream Chasers, TILT
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clint's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | sumter, south carolina | | Body type: | 5' 8" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | comic/professional dissapointment | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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About me:
i'm adorable. i like coke more than pepsi, so there's no need to read my survey. i'm not as funny as your average key chain or bumper sticker but i am as funny as most can huggers. by the way, i recently found out that in certain parts of Texas "can hugger" is a racist term.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Chris Hansen from Dateline's "To catch a predator" series, but only on my terms, no more suprises Chris! also, people in their 30's who still dye their hair green, purple and/or blue (the shock value never gets old)
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