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Clinton
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Male
102 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 12/21/2009
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WebsiteClintonPickens.com
InfluencesAnything and everything.
TV ShowsThere was a game show called 1 vs. 100, and I was kicked off on a really easy question. Of course there was also a series of terrible Mall of Abilene commercials when I was in 4th-7th grade in which I dressed as an elf, a basball player, and what would now be described as a metro-sexual. I'm currently appearing in several different cuts of my family's home movies, I was on the series from around the early 80s till present day [don't bother looking for it on imdb].

    Clinton's Interests
Musicmost
MoviesAbout A Boy, Airplane!, Shaun of the Dead, Bourne Trilogy,3:10 to Yuma [original], Firecreek, most of Top Secret, James Bond 007: Goldfinger, Training Day, Star Wars (Ep. 4), Hands On A Hard-Body, CaddyShack, The Pink Panther films (with Peter only), Red Dawn, The Hitcher (the original, even though Sean Bean is my hero), Wet Hot American Summer, Target, Logan's Run on mute, NETWORK...
TelevisionIt's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Pete & Pete, Get Smart, Most National Geogrpahic Channel Programming, Entourage, Deadwood, Rome, Miami Vice, Magnum P.I., Rockford Files, King Of The Hill, American Dad, The Family Guy (sometimes) and The Simpsons (sometimes), The Colbert Report (sometimes), the Daily Show (sometimes), Conan, The King Of Queens, The Soup on E!, The Munsters, Wings, Cheers, Frasier, In Living Color, SNL (sometimes), MXC, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, The Equalizer, Knife Show on PAX, The Saint, Comedy Central Presents, both Offices (the funny one and the really funny one)...
BooksAlmost anything by Nick Hornby, Gasping for Airtime, The Hardy Boys:10 - What Happened At Midnight (still a classic), Mere Christianity, The Bourne Trilogy, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, The Hobbit, A Moveable Feast, The Dangerous Summer, The Sun Also Rises
HeroesThat guy that fist fought a shark in the early 2000s and recovered his grand-son's arm. Look it up.
Groups: Wylie High 99 Reunion

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Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / No


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Target, Red Heads, Mom and the Mall of Abilene
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Glamour Shots Song
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Clinton - Dick Jokes & My Name
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Clinton - Stand Up
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Jared [C.H.U.D]

Jared [C.H.U.D]



Dec 21 2009 11:10 PM

you're comedy routine last night was UNREAL!!! It was my first comedy show and I expected the opening acts to be mediocre at BEST,but you totally proved me DEAD WRONG!!!  I am definitely a fan of your comedy now and look forward to hearing more from you

-Jared
Lizzy

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Oct 3 2009 5:07 PM

so did baylor decide not to invite you back because that sucks.  after dark was so not the same without you!
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Oct 3 2009 5:07 PM

Haven't talked to you in ages man!  What it do bratha!?
The Brightlife (NEW CHRISTMAS SONG UP NOW!!)

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Aug 11 2009 6:18 AM

Hey! How's it going?
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Aug 11 2009 6:17 AM

I'm addicted.

Candra

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Jul 22 2009 5:47 AM

Sounds fun! enjoy the rest of the week :)
Candra

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Jul 20 2009 2:48 PM

Hope you enjoyed your weekend :)
jordan hackney

jordan hackney



Jul 15 2009 9:13 PM

whats kicking clinton...saw you in dallas the other night..me and my girl friend were the two from paris texas...it was really wild to hear you say parisites because i just finished my new skate video i've been working on for like the past 4 years and its called "Parisites 2tew" and i guess we were kinda out celebrating it...shit was wild dawg...anyways..that was our first comedy show and damn it was a good time...don't tell the others but i think you were the funniest...later man...check out the 2tew...maybe you can show your mom www.myspace.com/parisites2
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Jul 14 2009 7:57 PM

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Great show in Dallas Saturday!
Hayley

Hayley



Jun 22 2009 7:11 AM

Hey there stranger- Just wanted to see how things were in your world.  Well, take care. ~ Hayley
Lauri Roggenkamp

Lauri Roggenkamp



May 12 2009 6:08 AM

That's actually me with make-up off!
Thai Rivera

Thai Rivera



May 6 2009 12:38 AM

If by a while you mean about two weeks.
I just don't always feel like doing my hair and getting ready but I'm actually quite glamorous ;)
Thai Rivera

Thai Rivera



Apr 28 2009 2:15 AM

What up, homeboy?
Stephanie

Stephanie



Apr 25 2009 10:44 PM

"For our sinful pleasures,
He gave the Father His pain.
For our pride,
He gave the Father His humility.
For our violence, anger, and rebellion,
He gave the Father His gentleness.
For all our wrong,
He was wronged.
And yet he loved us...
And yet he forgave us..."
Mary Miro

May you experience the great grace and power of Christ in a unique way this Easter Sunday!


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Mar 22 2009 8:45 PM

pretty good how are you?
Ventura Harbor Comedy Club

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Mar 22 2009 8:45 PM

pretty good how are you?
Ventura Harbor Comedy Club

Ventura Harbor Comedy Club



Mar 23 2009 7:40 PM

great! how are you?
Aaron

Aaron



Mar 24 2009 8:01 PM

You had a great set, the crowd seemed to be pretty heavy on the sauce, but still. Target joke is classic.
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Mar 19 2009 1:25 AM

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Feb 23 2009 4:29 AM

I LOVE THE GLAMOUR SHOTS SONG HA HA HA! I used to work at glamour shots in high school... and i have some goofy big hair, boa, clip on earrings pics from when i was like 6!!!
GrlNxtDr

GrlNxtDr



Feb 22 2009 3:38 PM

You need to come back to the ATL!!!
Judy in Arizona

Judy in Arizona



Jan 30 2009 4:18 PM

Did I miss your birthday?
Todd Munson

Todd Munson



Jan 28 2009 9:03 AM

I stand corrected.

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Jan 27 2009 4:45 AM

Ola Clinton Pickens..it was like so awesome to bump into ya again at Sasha's partay. I want to bring my sista to your stand-up so keep me posted for your next per4mance dude.
;-)
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Jan 8 2009 10:29 PM

heyyyy!!!

whats going on? we just wanted to stop by and say whats up. we hope all is well with you!

- The Brightlife
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