Clint
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G’day! I’m Clint
Male
100 years old
Sydney, NSW
Australia
Last Login: 4/14/2009
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Clint's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Entertained the troops in Iraq and throughout the Middle East. Stand-up appearances on The Footy Show, Stand-Up Australia, Qantas in Flight Entertainment, special guest on ’Sunrise’ and ’What’s Good For You’, celebrity judge on ’Erotic Star’, touring around Oz with Arj Barker and Puppetry of the Penis, amongst heaps of other corporate credits like entertaining the Wallabies, Qantas, Telstra, Vodafone and literally over a hundred others. Check out my website! www.clint.com.au
| | Website | clint.com.au | | Influences | Brian Regan, Harland Williams, Richard Pryor, Ricky Gervais, Woody Allen, Jerry Seinfield, Arj Barker, Nick Penn, Dad | | Members | | | TV Shows | The Footy Show - Channel 9 (July 2008)
What’s Good For You - Channel 9 (Oct 2006);
Sunrise - Channel 10 (2006);
Erotic Star - Foxtel (Oct 2006);
Stand Up Australia - Foxtel (Sept 2006);
W Channel - Foxtel (2005);
The Game - Foxtel (2005);
Today Show - Channel 9 (2005);
Rosemount Wines TVC (2005);
ABC Digital TVC - ABC (2005);
Spin TV - Channel 10 (2003); | | Albums | |
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Clint's Interests
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| General | Personal development stuff on spirituality, love, health and fitness and so on. Music, sport, good times. | | Music | I like hip hop and rap. Old skool is great, otherwise I'm happy to be in the new school. Wherever that is. I think it's somewhere near Chatswood. Anyways, when I'm writing I like listening to classical music. I don't actually own any classical CD's I just connect my phone to a loudspeaker and then ring Telstra and get placed in a queue. Gee they're good on the piano. By the time they pick up I can hear entire classical collections! Have downloaded 8 CD's, much quicker than Limewire. Again I digress. I love music! Is that good enough?! Do I pass? | | Movies | Oh I'm watching so many films at the moment it's like I'm making up for lost time... I was the biggest fan of Star Wars until the last lot. I loved the Lord of the Rings series and thought it did the book justice. I love most Tarantino films but I'm not going to list recent ones I've watched since they'll quickly date and I'll have to keep updating this thing. | | Television | I think that's the thing that's on in the background when I'm filling out the 'Television' segment of my Myspace account. Right now there is some dodgy film on so clearly I don't watch dodgy films or I would be doing that instead of doing this. In general I don't watch a lot of tele. I do love the Simpsons though and Southpark. | | Books | The Four Agreements, The Richest Man in Babylon, The Da Vinci Code, Talk and Grow Rich (Ron Holland), The Adventures of Grug, The Alchemist, The Road Less Travelled, The Power of Now, Modern Secrets of Cooking for the New Age Feminist, How to Boil and Egg for Beginners | | Heroes | My Mum and Dad |
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Clint's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Peak Hill | | Body type: | 6' 2" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Stand-Up Comedian |
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Clint's Schools
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Macquarie University
North Ryde, NSW
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Optoelectronics - that's geek for lasers and fibre optics - which is geek for light and thin glass
Minor: Physics, Maths, Electronics. Chicks love that stuff.
Clubs: Dunmore Lang College, The Uni Bar
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Peak Hill Central School
PEAK HILL, NSW
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Physics
Minor: Chemistry
Clubs: Touch footy, rugby league, cricket.
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Clint's Latest Blog Entry
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About me:
Hi! What's your name? What do you do? If you're a fun lovin' criminal then send me a message. But if you TYpe Lyke T$IS then I will probably ignore you because I only reply to intelligent people since I am reely smut ya no wot I meen?! hahah (oh, sorry I mean 'LOL'). If you're a guy and you write LOL you need your testicals checked from time to time to see if they are still there. (Actually, it's a good idea to check them from time to time anyways, especially if it's some a nice girl doing the checkin'. As a footnote, mine need checking 5 times a day, for around an hour...) What am I writing? My Mum actually reads this now and goes 'Clint you should change this and that it's rude'. Still reading? You really need to simply add me as a friend so we can do this thing known as 'back and forth messaging' (modern concept) as opposed to this one sided activity called 'reading' (old concept). After a swift glance you may notice that I do not fill out those stupid surveys on here (just my opinion, no offense if you love them and like have 8 on your page) it's just that I don't think anyone could give a toss about things like if I'm right or left handed. (You might notice that I have an overly large right wrist and and that should give you some idea...! LOL! Hang on...check, check, still there phew) Thank you for reading this to the end. You are, in fact, the first to get here. I love you. Mwah! (Don't get too excited, that's not a kiss, it's french for 'me' spelt wrong).
www.clint.com.au
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Who I'd like to meet:
Quentin Tarantino, King Kong Bundy, Jim Carey, Kyla Cole, Matt Greoning.
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