Geezer Phil
Phil Kemper
Phil Kemper Help! Im being held captive in some old guy's body

Male
68 years old
PITTSBURG, Kansas
United States



Last Login: 11/27/2009
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    Geezer Phil's Interests
General I enjoy landscape design, graphic arts, decorating, photography, painting, and writing. I'm an avid gardener. I go to a lot of auctions and yard sales and sell my finds at the flea market.
MusicNot much I don't like but if I have to pick...

Eagles, Bob Seger, Allman Bros., Dixie Chicks, Rickie Lee Jones, Billie Holiday, Gerry Mulligan, Dave Brubeck, Bonnie Raitt, James Taylor, Pink Floyd, and Gretchen Wilson. Not even close to a complete list.
MoviesButch Cassidy, the Godfather series, the Sting, the King & I, Lust for Life, the Graduate, All That Jazz, the French Connection, Cabaret, All the President's Men, Bonnie & Clyde...that's enough for now.
TelevisionBroad catagories include HGTV, Discovery, Learning Channel, Sports, all the News channels except Faux News. Individual shows I'm currently watching include Grey's Anatomy, House, Boston Legal, Survivor, Real Time with Bill Maher, the Daily Show, and SNL.
BooksCan't read as much as I'd like to, but favs include 1984, anything by William Goldman, the Godfather series, Jack Kerouac, Max Shulman, Stephen King. I read lots of gardening, art, architectural, decorating, and political books. Also like a good biography if it's about someone I admire.

Currently reading "The Secret Man" by Bob Woodward.
HeroesThe Dixie Chicks, Edward R. Murrow, Eugene McCarthy, John Lennon, Vincent Van Gogh.

     Geezer Phil's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:born in Topeka KS
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:retired

   Geezer Phil's Schools
Golden West College
Huntington Beach,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Creative writing, cartooning
 

1973 to 1975
Ringling School Of Art And Design
Sarasota,Florida
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Fine art
 

1963 to 1964
Topeka High
Topeka,Kansas
Graduated: 1959
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1956 to 1959



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   Geezer Phil's Blurbs
About me:
Im a cynical optimist, a caustic bleeding heart, a barely breathing leftward leaning dichotomy. Im really pretty pathetic. Please help me.

I'm now completely 100% officially retired. I can't live on my Social Security so I have to keep a few irons in the fire, mostly embezzlement, stock fraud, and whenever possible, exploiting widows and orphans. I also have a few legitimate endeavours like a couple of websites, some writing, and an occasional gig with the Chippendale Dancers.

Check out my website. It's useful even if you don't live in Pittsburg, it's harmless, and it goes down smoothly with coffee and peanut brittle.



Why am I doing this MySpace thing? I want to become the oldest living MySpace whore with all of the fame and riches that come with that prestigious title.

Who I'd like to meet:
Someone with low expectations cause I'm not much of a catch.


I had to put this sign in front of my house
to keep from becoming road kill.


I've tried clever ploys and awesome graphics to try to get people to subscribe to my blog, but nothing has worked. I'm now reduced to the only tactic I have yet to try....begging.




I heard MySpace is a good place to pick up chicks.

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~I Heard It From The GraceVine~

Rhonda Grace



Nov 22 2009 2:42 AM


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cool breeze, & frosty nights signal excitement of upcoming holidays.   Listen to the harmonic laughter of beautiful
people,  the honk of migrating geese or
the purr of happy cat .  Sweet
Blessings,  Rhonda Grace



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~I Heard It From The GraceVine~

Rhonda Grace



Nov 6 2009 1:04 AM


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 Autumns beautiful magic transforms Summer into Winter.  The brilliant colors, the cool breeze, & frosty nights signal excitement of upcoming holidays.   Listen to the harmonic laughter of beautiful people,  the honk of migrating geese or the purr of happy cat .  Sweet Blessings,  Rhonda Grace

 

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Jun 7 2009 5:59 PM

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BUFFY



May 29 2009 6:37 PM

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MISS MY PEEPS, HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!
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May 29 2009 5:54 AM

THat's right, and don't you forget it!

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May 28 2009 5:51 PM

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Diana Watson



May 28 2009 5:02 AM

happy birthday Pictures, Images and Photos
Linda

Linda



May 28 2009 12:52 AM

Hey, Phil, hope you are having a great day!! Happy birthday!
Paula

Paula



May 27 2009 8:19 PM

Happy Birthday Phil!!!
Renaissance Man

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May 27 2009 4:26 PM

Happy birthday
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May 27 2009 2:54 PM

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May 27 2009 2:43 PM

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 Italian Princess



May 27 2009 1:24 PM

Happy Birthday! Since you've all but abandoned your Facebook page (ahem), I thought I'd better stalk you over here.
Hope your day is happy and bright!!!!
Miss you!
Dandelion Salad

Dandelion Salad



May 27 2009 9:36 AM

Happy, happy birthday, Phil!!!

And many, many more.

Happy, happy birthday!!!

Please add my new profile page: www.myspace.com/lorri0037 if you haven't already added it.


cheers and much love,
Lo
cathi k.

cathi k.



May 27 2009 1:10 AM

ROTFLMAO!

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cathi k.

cathi k.



May 26 2009 11:44 PM

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Happy Birthday, ya old GEEZER :-)
dw

dw



May 26 2009 11:35 AM

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May 25 2009 11:29 PM

I see you have a birthday coming up Phil. Hope it's a good 'un!

Hope this finds you well? Haven't seen any clever, funny status updates lately. We need you back in the game.

Paula

Paula



May 24 2009 2:29 PM

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