sevenfoot, candlecrunch, tiffany, dallas wranglers, the gif, www.com, too much cool dudes, crunchfoot, the dudes, me and me, footfoot, smacking smaks, the feet foot,frank hinagan, 2007, 2008, the whole alphabet, teeth in face, i want to die so i named my band i want to die, pretty righteous, Hall and Oats, Oats and Barley, Hops, foot god haters, stompy foot, and every
Future Pirate has now finally started production. As you may or may not notice, I have been out and about town filming this thing by myself because no one will assist me in my en devour. Well, fuck everyone. I don't need you, thanks to the amazing editing abilities that I have found elsewhere. Not me, but this guy that I met after I fucked your sister in the butt. Now you know how it feels, assholes.
Well, Future Pirate has just begun only because I recently found an envelope in the street full of money. Fuck it. Finder's keepers is what I always say. Now that I have the prolific budget needed to shoot this film, we have pieced together a few trailers from material that I recently created. Let me just add that this movie will put all other films to shame and will gross a disgusting amount of revenue, so those of you who don't have future pirate stock now will regret it in the future of the present past.
I am going to close this by saying go fuck yourselves, you stupid fucking assholes who eat shit because you are so fucking stupid.
Suck it 2007,
Jeff Roland
P.S.-Cloaca wanted me to add that they have also produced a video for the first song off of the alphabet album called "attitude". That will also be posted in the near future so look at the video postings for future pirate and the other one.
P.S.2007-I almost forgot to mention that there is also a video that is currently playing in the videos section of this page of myself playing my hit song "made of wood" live. You should watch that shit because it's fucking awesome.
