Chris wallet is the one that says Bad Motherfucker's Interests
General
I like to eat expensive sandwiches and get blasted in the Oakland coliseum parking lot.
What? You thought i was joking?
Music
Ive learned something later in my life...ive realized that if the track slaps, bump that shit.
Therefore you are liable to hear just about anybody on my page...so dont be suprised if ur lookin at me while bobbin your head to some John Tesh or something. Ok...John Tesh is pushing it, how bout some Kenny Loggins?
I do have one thing to say, both Snoop Dogg and I both agree that this man (and this man alone) is the original gansta rapper yes, that is Johnny Cash....And he shot a man in reno just to watch him die.
Movies
Because i have so many films that could go here...i decided that i will show some of my favorite movie characters:
Rev. Fred Sultan
Shonuff
Clarence & Alabama Whorley
Ordell Robbie
Bill Foster
Willie T. Stakes
Brock Landers
Buck Weston
Fred Williamson (aka Boss Nigger)
Gator McKlusky
Oh and the greatest of all motherfucking time...BIG ERN MCCRACKEN
Television
Master Shake
Bill Maher
Riley Freeman
Marc Antony
Future Peter
Future Hiro
When im really drunk at 4am Dr. Gene Scott is the best thing on.
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Speaking of Crazy ass preachers...
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Heres a curveball for your ass...I also spend as much free time as possible watching the history, national geographic, and science channels.
Books
The Peoples History of The United States by Howard Zinn, and the Charlie Brown Encyclopedia.
Im currently reading:
Don is making me read it...so far so good.
Chris wallet is the one that says Bad Motherfucker's Blurbs
About me: Where the hell do I start this nonsense???
For starters, Ive been called: Asshole, Dumbass, Nerd, Dork, Fucker, No, and you goddamn Republican (I still owe Bemnet an ass kicking for that last one). The funny thing is, all the people who have called me those things, I call them my friends. I guess that is as good a glimpse into the person whose page you are bored enough to read at this moment.
I am the type of person who makes it a point to find the good in every situation, more times than not you will see a smile on my face, and within 5 minutes of being around me, I'll probably see yours. I also like to be as real with people as possible. You may or may not like what I have to say but you will appreciate that I was the one to say it.
When I'm not busting my left ass cheek at work, I'm doing the things you would expect a single guy to do, for example you will probably see me in my room watching the National Geographic Channel or playing my PS3 till 2am. When i hang out with friends, we usually hang out at games, bars, clubs, pubs, and whatever else there is to do. So there you go, that is me in a nutshell. I guess ill put more shit in here about me some other time, but until then, go grab a drink and look at the rest of my page.
If I had a receding hairline, id act like Clarence Boddiker..
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Dont you get it, you cocksucker, I work for Dick Jones...DICK JONES!!!
I really am a nice guy :)
Who I'd like to meet: If you know me, I want you on my friends list, I don't care how long its been since you have seen me or how short our meeting was. If you have never met me, why should either of us bother doing it through myspace? Thats like me donating sperm and then 15 years later finding the woman who used it and marrying her (hey...that was a movie). I figure this is as good a place as any to catalog the people I have physically encountered in my life.
I can blend in with just about every kind of group imaginable, but i feel most comfortable hanging around people who can be just as random with their thoughts as I am. If you aren't as random as me, then the next best thing would be not to come at me like I'm some sort of dumb ass for mentioning something your ass never noticed 10 years ago.
Im not fond of people who counter my intelligence with their stubbornness. Im not saying i know everything, im just saying that if you want to dispute me on something, you better know your shit.
So yeah thats who i dont and do want to meet on this bastion of credibility known as myspace
ok, let me stop before you send me a message about how fucked up i am...go look at my friends or something.
Chris wallet is the one that says Bad Motherfucker's Friend Space (Top 23)
Chris wallet is the one that says Bad Motherfucker has 105 friends.
Hey Chis...I mean Chris, lol Hope your doing good. I't that time of the year again and working in San Francisco until next weekend. We should all hang out again. Let me know if you have time. -Nancy
yes, that is Johnny Cash....And he shot a man in reno just to watch him die.
