Jordan

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going to the midnight showing of Transformers!Mood: excited excitedat 3:47 AM Jun 24 view more

  • 22 / Male
  • Altamont, Illinois, US
  • Last Login: 7/5/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Gaming, music, movies, TV, partying, poker, St. Louis Cardinals baseball, St. Louis Blues, NHL, NFL, fantasy sports, Rock Band
  • Music

    I'm really trying to broaden my musical interests. There are way too many bands to list, but here's my attempt. Tool, A Perfect Circle, Guns N Roses, Incubus, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Audioslave, ACDC, System of a Down, Chevelle, Coldplay, Nine Inch Nails, Arcade Fire, Oasis, The Mars Volta, Franz Ferdinand, Nirvana, Weezer, Iron and Wine, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Killers, The Bravery, And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, Johnny Cash, Smashing Pumpkins, Kaiser Chiefs, Rilo Kiley, Wolf Parade, Sufjan Stevens, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Arctic Monkeys, The Beatles, Modest Mouse, The Kinks, Snow Patrol, New Pornographers, The Clash, Billy Idol, Fleetwood Mac, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Neil Young, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Journey, Foreigner, 38 Special, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Fleet Foxes, My Morning Jacket, Wilco, Rolling Stones, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Death Cab, Eric Clapton, Eagles, Foo Fighters, Jimi Hendrix, Rage Against the Machine, Spoon
  • Movies

    Vanilla Sky, LOTR trilogy, Star Wars trilogy, The Matrix trilogy, The Godfather, The Godfather II, pr0n, Collateral, The Last Samurai, Saving Private Ryan, American Beauty, House of Sand and Fog, 21 Grams, Mystic River, Scarface, Goodfellas, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Million Dollar Baby, The Aviator, Ray, To Kill a Mockingbird, Apocalypse Now, Platoon, Black Hawk Down, Band of Brothers, City of God, Friday Night Lights, Rounders, Fight Club, American History X, Garden State, Minority Report, Boyz N the Hood, Seabiscuit, Hoosiers, Forrest Gump, Jurassic Park, Casablanca, East of Eden, Princess Mononoke, Cast Away, Road to Perdition, The Green Mile, Apollo 13, The Shawshank Redemption, Dr. Strangelove, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Silence of the Lambs, American Beauty, Apocalypse Now, To Kill a Mockingbird, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Bridge on the River Kwai, Alien, Hotel Rwanda, Amadeus, The Shining, Sin City, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Cool Hand Luke, The Deer Hunter, Young Frankenstein, Space Balls, Blazing Saddles, Lawrence of Arabia, Gandhi, Almost Famous, Closer, Bonnie and Clyde, Raging Bull, Citizen Kane, The Grapes of Wrath, The Wizard of Oz, 2001: A Space Odyssey, E.T., A Streetcar Named Desire, A Clockwork Orange, Taxi Driver, All Quiet on the Western Front, Indiana Jones trilogy, King Kong, The Chronicles of Narnia, Cinderella Man, Batman Begins, Munich, Brokeback Mountain, Capote, Crash, Memento, Wicker Park, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Schindler's List, Aliens, Braveheart, Full Metal Jacket, Gladiator, Stand By Me, Groundhog Day, Walk the Line, Sling Blade, United 93, Transformers, 300, Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, Bourne Ultimatum, Superbad, Casino Royale
  • Television

    Sporting events, SportsCenter, Baseball Tonight, College GameDay, House, LOST, The Office, Arrested Development, Heroes, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Law and Order
  • Books

    The Grapes of Wrath, East of Eden, Of Mice and Men, All Quiet on the Western Front, The Red Badge of Courage, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, 1984, House of Sand and Fog, The Good Earth, LOTR trilogy, The DaVinci Code, Angels & Demons, To Kill a Mockingbird, Othello, The Catcher in the Rye, Alas Babylon, A Brave New World, The Killer Angels, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Rendezvous With Rama, Farenheit 451, Slaughterhouse-Five, Dune, The Jungle
  • Heroes

    Tobias Fünke, Gob Bluth, Tony Wonder, Oscar Bluth, Dwight Schrute, Michael Scott, Creed Bratton

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Altamont
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 5" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Wal-Mart Sales Associate
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

Companies

  • Wal-Mart

    May 06 - Present
  • Quizno's

    April 2003 - April 2004

Blurbs

About me:

I'm a 21-year-old straight, single guy, so this section should really be rather self-explanatory, right? I like girls, sports, beer, poker, and all that jazz.


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Who I'd like to meet:

At this point, I'm up for meeting just about anyone.

Comments

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  • Jul 2 2009 7:45 PM

    Yes sir. And don't i look like a damn good chow?
  • May 12 2009 9:47 PM

    your agnostic too?!?!?!?!?!?!? Its the way to go man
  • May 4 2009 6:06 PM

    suck it.....at least we are both done with that piece of shit place!
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  • Mar 23 2009 4:18 AM

    fuck.....i havent left you a comment in forever.......Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer.......He thought we were making fun of him.

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  • Nov 3 2008 4:29 AM

    i jerk off things i don't condone


    p.s i drank all your baby bud lights.......muhahahahahahahahahaha
  • Oct 30 2008 7:36 PM

    PUMPKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....carving yay!
  • Oct 27 2008 3:47 AM

    Earthquake hit chicago!!!

    wow asshole!
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  • Oct 22 2008 2:56 AM

    you were flying today buddy

    -ya...but a little too close to the sun
  • Oct 20 2008 12:22 AM

    heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
    sorry your bored
    we've spent most of the day working on christy's gay-ass report
  • Oct 17 2008 10:29 PM

    no you don't
  • Oct 17 2008 7:45 PM



    JORDAN YOUR SUCH A DEATH CAB FAN BOY!!!!!
  • Oct 15 2008 11:54 PM



    so this us watching a movie
  • Oct 15 2008 4:52 AM

    heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

    so we have gone one day apart

    huh? it feels weird
  • Oct 15 2008 1:56 AM



    so jordan does this not remind you of us? your aaron