CLUB SWALLOWS AND AMAZONS
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EAT ME DRINK ME: PHOTOS LAUNCHED

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... Fuzzbox, david sylvian, voodoo queens, Hole, mika miko, peaches, roxy music, sleater-kinney, nick cave, hot chip, transvision vamp, polystyrene, adam ant, bikini kill, ronettes, hole, electralane, toyah, hercules and love affair,shangri-las, salt n pepa, bruce springsteen, cocteau twins, throwing muses, laura marlin, CSS, kate bush, the moldy peaches, nico, grace jones, the associates, mgmt, MIA, pj harvey, silver jews, camera obscura, stooges, Bauhaus, depeche mode, Bowie, captain sensible, powder, the gossip, Babes in Toyland, The B52s, long blondes, neneh cherry, shalamar, shampoo, chicks on speed, Betty Boo, Elastica, kraftwerk, the who, the slits, funboy three, Le tigre, Prince, strawberry switchblade, siouxie, vesta tilley, television personalities, blue oyster cult, orange juice, madonna, magnetic fields, pulp, shampoo, donovan, silverfish, joy division, mission of burma, guns and roses, breeders, jefferson aerplane, new order, go betweens, the smiths, the cure, blondie, the kills, libertines, the grace jones llama centaur, arcade fire, bow wow wow...

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Kate Bush

Sebastian Flyte

Alice in Wonderland

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EAT ME DRINK ME:
PHOTOS LAUNCHED~ Feast your eyes, Feed your head

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THANKYOU ONE AND ALL for making it an awesome party on Sunday. We were totally thrilled and amazed to see so many of you in full costume. Friendly vibes all round and love in the room. And if I kicked your shin, it was cos you deserved it for beatin up Alice in Wonderland!And WHO STOLE the teapots, eh? The knave of Hearts must have been lurkin. But we really had a corker of a night, lala love ya..

Club Swallows and Amazons is a friendly new clubnight in Glasgow for queer, straight and indie friends. Enjoy a creative, inclusive atmosphere and hop aboard with your ideas.

MEDIUM SIZED

CLUB SWALLOWS AND AMAZONS PRESENT:

~EAT ME DRINK ME: AN ECTOPLASMIC EVENING OF VICTORIAN PSYCHEDELIA~

Hosted by Queen Victoria

SUNDAY 30TH NOVEMBER 8PM-3AM STEREO~ RENFIELD LANE

BANDS:

THE JUST JOANS

The just joans formed in north lanarkshire in 1997. They released their debut album, "last tango in motherwell", in 2005 on ivan lendil records. Tony Kiernan of "Is this music" magazine described it as "...probably the best scottish album this year". It sold 7 copies, 4 of which Tony bought. They have just released 2 mini-albums, "virgin lips" and "hey boy....... you're oh so sensitive" on WeePOP! records. They've both sold out, but they're working towards releasing a new 7-inch single entitled "love and other hideous accidents" around christmas.

www.myspace.com/thejustjoans

PETER PARKER

a can of american nuts bought from a stall in a mall, being joyfully shook by an attention deficit teenager. big blue elastic bands being twunged and twanged rapidly. electric tin foil bird sounds, the disgruntled look on a mathematician's face when asked to recite the 2 times table, roberta flack contained in one of those turn upside down shakey cow moo noise effect playing with a rain maker toy. an old lady spraying perfume, hundreds of greyhounds racing...scaletrics...Neil Diamond

http://www.myspace.com/peterparkerglasgow

THE FNORDS

Sharing a love of trash rock’n’roll, Kill Rock Stars and the perfect buzzsaw pop song, The Fnords are a 3-piece who play no-fi, grrrl, surf-punk with fluctuating levels of loathing and paranoia.

http://www.myspace.com/thefnords

DRESS UP (£5;£4 dressed up): Victorian, Gothic, Twisted, Cabaret, Vaudeville, Alice in wonderland characters, Madhouse, Music Hall, Opium den, Psychedelia, Ectoplasmic, Psychic mentalists, Sinister carnival, foods, drinks, substances.....Queen Victorias horse....

Set the glamour bar high...then limbo under it!

The Kind people at Mr. Ben, beside Mono have ecto-fabulous dressing up clothes, gloves, hats. Check out the fake furs too!

REGULAR DJs: Queen of Hearts , Dickenzia Van Dyke

GUEST DJs: Beard Fanzine, Suck My Left One from Subcity, Queen Victoria

CABARET ACTS: Armanenya

Glasgow-based performance duo Armanenya will be performing a mobile human artwork exploring the themes of love, aggression and devotion.


TREATS:VICTORIAN PHOTO BOOTH: Lock Up Your Daughters.,

www.myspace.com/lockupyourdaughters

FORTUNE TELLER: Aurora Viridesca

MAD HATTERS TEA PARTY, LOOSE WANDERING VAUDEVILLE

EAT ME: CAKES

DRINK ME: MYSTERIOUS GREEN LIQUID

Our club is warm and full of heart for you...

Run with us...Dance with us...Vamp with us!

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Our club is warm and full of heart for you...

Run with us...Dance with us...Camp with us! (Tents will be provided)

Sunday May 4th 2008:Club Swallows and Amazons launch night: The Enchanted Isle

BANDS:
Sailor Tongue A band born from a mouldy basement somewhere in Leeds. Once upon a time obsessed with the Erase Errata sound (minus the cowbell), the band has now found a distinctive style of their own - layering powerful screamy vocals with dance punk fury and mayhem, singing/shouting about gender/sexuality, polar bears, domesti-gays, slagging off the too-cool kids at indie clubnights or whatever they feel like picking at. This is shameless queercore you can dance to.
www.myspace.com/sailortongue

Wake the president Local band creating an elegant din. Erik Sandberg delivers lyrics about cognitive therapy and sexual deviance as if experiencing his own personal catharsis, now rocking, now barely standing, as twin brother Björn and the rest of the band, veering from major to minor, desperately try to keep the ship on course behind him.
www.myspace.com/wakethepresdent

REGULAR DJs Queen of Hearts, DJ Pansy
SPECIAL GUEST DJs Traceyanne from Camera Obscura
Kate Wozza from "Suck My Left One", Stew from "Beard" zine.

FILM PROJECTIONS:
Bildwechsel Glasgow
Queer and quirky film projections as you dance sailor dance. Bildwechsel is an umbrella organisation for women in media, culture and art. Based in Hamburg it acts as a platform and as an infrastructure which women can tap into to support and develop their own work. Currently screening work at the CCA in Glasgow every two months.
http://www.myspace.com/bildwechselglasgow

DRESS UP (£4 dressed up): swallows, amazons, sailors, naughty nauticals, scouts/guides, boaters, campers, camp as knickers,
sea dogs, pirates tolerated. Go nuts in May

Who I'd like to meet:
Gillian Hills and you know who...

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Club for Heroes





Jun 23 2009 9:10 PM

CLUB FOR HEROES FRIDAY 26/06/09

With cosmic gay disco, burning acid house and all sorts of nonsense from HONEY SWEETCHEEKS (Black Jesus Records) and HOUSE OF TRAPS (Firecracker Records).

@the Wee Red Bar, Edinburgh College of Art, Lauriston Place
£5/£4 concessions, 11am-3pm

All welcome!

Next date: Friday 24/07/09 with DOLLSKABEAT!

Lucky Number Nine Records





Jun 12 2009 8:15 PM

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Lucky Number Nine Records
West End Festival Showcase


WAKE THE PRESIDENT
RAGS & FEATHERS
PETER PARKER


Friday 26th June @ Captains Rest
Doors 8.30pm. Entry £5.

Thanks x

Silence Can Break Your Heart





Jun 2 2009 3:18 PM

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Punch & the Apostles performing 'Hymn To Death' in its entirety.

An original 45 minute piece accompanied by stunning visuals.

Support from the awesome Meat (formerly Meat Pie).

Thursday 11th June @ the Captains Rest.

Doors 8.30pm. Entry only £3.

Thanks x.
Club for Heroes





May 25 2009 8:37 PM

Break for love with Club For Heroes this Friday 29 May...

Exclusive live set from TRUFFLE CLUB (Optimo/Dissident/Wireblock)

At the Wee Red Bar, Edinburgh College of Art. 11pm-3am, £5/£4

UNDERGROUND DISCO FOR FREAKS AND LOVERS

Silence Can Break Your Heart





Apr 12 2009 12:31 PM

Thanks x.
Two great gigs in April at The Captains Rest:

FREE GIG this Wednesday (15th) with
WAKE THE PRESIDENT and PETER PARKER
Doors 8.
30pm

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and on Friday the 24th - Silence...4!
With new Fat Cat Records signing TOM BROSSEAU
and support from current King Tut’s artist of the month
THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY and DOUG MACGREGOR.

Entry £5. Doors 8pm.


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Club for Heroes





Mar 30 2009 7:53 AM

Club For Heroes! Hyperdrive disco adventures this Friday...

The stars, our destination! Outer space is the place. Dress up: future-retro/space-age/robotik/cosmic/alien/apocalyptic...

Silence Can Break Your Heart





Mar 24 2009 9:55 PM

THANKS X. SILENCE...3!





THIS FRIDAY (27TH).

THE CAPTAINS REST.

DOORS 8PM.


Wake the President





Mar 4 2009 1:02 PM

Thanks x.




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Album Launch this Friday. All details and directions are blogged on our page.
⚡ peter parker ⚡





Feb 13 2009 9:39 PM

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Charlotte & Magon





Feb 9 2009 2:09 PM

Hey, "Love Happening" is out and for sale only on our website and myspace.
For more information and discounts, feel free to contact us.

Sorry for those who already know.

Love, C&M
Wiggles St Jacques





Feb 3 2009 8:07 PM

helllor! omigod, guess what dvd i got through the post? dogs in space! you were right, it's so awesome! i'll need to lend you the dvd, omigod, australian amazingness!hutch is resplendent.
that bit where they play shivers by boys next door, and oh that bit where she DIES, i cried a bucket! xxxx
⚡ peter parker ⚡





Jan 31 2009 2:11 PM

Club for Heroes





Jan 28 2009 6:47 PM

Club For Heroes this Friday!

"Unpretentious and filled with glee... Do yourself a favour and head along for some joyful mayhem." - The Skinny

Featuring:
*** Live computer robo-pop from TOKYO KNIFE ATTACK!
*** Californian space beats from TYLER PARKS!
*** Adrenaline rushes and heartbreak crushes from DR LOVE!

£5/£4 at the Wee Red Bar, Edinburgh College of Art. 11pm-3am

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Next month... MAELSTROM!
Croc Madame Vs. Croc Monsieur





Jan 22 2009 1:21 PM

laki mera





Jan 19 2009 11:37 AM

hiya,
how's it going?
2 new demos on our page...have a listen.
thanks, laki mera
Splendid Dead





Jan 14 2009 10:43 PM

Mutant Music at The Flying Duck 15/01/09
Silence Can Break Your Heart





Jan 13 2009 9:39 PM

Thanks!

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Half My Heart Beats





Jan 9 2009 7:04 PM

Hope you can make it down tomorrow to see The Ballet! Indiepop club night after the bands until 3am.
Wiggles St Jacques





Jan 7 2009 6:58 PM

aaaaw, how gorgeous! meow meow to the both of you, hello soft soft ursula cat!xxxx
wolfie





Dec 2 2008 2:29 PM

what a wicked night sunday was... great job grrls xx
Wiggles St Jacques





Nov 27 2008 10:19 PM

waaah! awesome! the thought of getting to dance to shampoo at the disco, omigod! how fab! wicked wicked!xxxxx
Wake the President





Nov 26 2008 1:18 AM

Hello, I'm coming up fae London to play a gig in Edinburgh on saturday night so will pop through to Glasgow with Elaine on sunday night to tickle Jude's arse at Stereo. Erik x.
UTTER GUTTER Hella Bente!





Nov 25 2008 4:09 PM


Come down to Gutter Saturday 13th of November and continue the queer cheer party season! Madame S and John (DOLBY ANOL) play the tunes...£3 off all tickets as an early XXXMAS pressie (sign up to our mailing list at www. uttergutter. com and this wee present will be yours for the year!) £5 for students and £7 all others! Mwah, mwah, mwah.
UGxxx
Club for Heroes





Nov 23 2008 4:43 PM

Club For Heroes this Friday!

If you like dancing to music which is

PSYCHEDELIC
HOMOEROTIC
ELECTRONIC
ECSTATIC
INTERGALACTIC

then this is the discotheque for you.

Guest DJs: JAMIE SPECTRUM and THE BOY BLUNDER

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ORDERLY DISORDER





Nov 15 2008 4:49 PM

hey hey CLUB SWALLOWS AND AMAZONS
just wanna let you know that ORDERLY DISORDER are back for another night of audio & visual diversity & perversity.

BIG SHOUT to all of you who helped make our 1st two nights a real sucess!!

following our ethos of multifarious mischief, we've found the quirkiest venue in town possible:
THE FLYING DUCK in renfrew st.
and our next date is SAT 6TH DEC.

we'l post full details/fliers etc up soon, in the meantime, click on our profile for more banter/downloads.

and you can also check out our hosts at:
http://www. myspace. com/theflyingduck

peace y'all.
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