Clutch Master Rocketship
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Male
35 years old
Orlando, FLORIDA
United States



Last Login: 7/12/2009
View My: Pics | Videos | Playlists

   Contacting Clutch Master Rocketship

 MySpace URL: 

Get Flash now!

In order to listen or view this content you will have to upgrade your version of Flash.



    Clutch Master Rocketship's Interests
GeneralFilm making, costumes and props, special make-up effects, 3d animation / graphics, movies and just havin a good time with life.
MusicMinistry, Clutch, Rob / White Zombie, Combichrist, NIN, Portishead, Tool ect...
MoviesBatman Begins, 300, Devils Rejects, most any movie with zombies, Star Wars ORIGINAL trilogy...(the prequels SUCK), Serinity, Closer, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Terminator, Wedding Crashers, BladeRunner, Matrix, Boondock Saints, True Romance, Training Day, Kill Bill, Rounders, Garden State, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels...you get the idea right?
TelevisionHeros...let me say it again...HEROS!! Also, Rome when it was on, Venture Brothers, Masterminds and just about anything on Discovery or the History channel.
Groups: Wolf Pack CostumingFibber Mickkibber and the Green Bay Wisconsin Horse Shoe ChuckersDragon*ConBlade RunnerScience Team DaikaijuGuild of Calamitous IntentD.O.R.Kcastings,auditions ,parties, actors , singers , models., agents, producers, writers, film makers, casting directors

View All Clutch Master Rocketship's Groups

     Clutch Master Rocketship's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn



Clutch Master Rocketship is in your extended network
view more

Clutch Master Rocketship's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Sculpture practice....  (view more)

[View All Blog Entries]

   Clutch Master Rocketship's Blurbs
About me:
Where should I begin? The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old Frence prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we would make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum and I highly recommend it.
Who I'd like to meet:
Makazie One - Teaser HD

Makazie One Official Trailer from Clutch on Vimeo.


   Clutch Master Rocketship's Friend Space (Top 23)
Clutch Master Rocketship has 567 friends.
 Liz - Connor 


 Yoshimitsu 


 ALCOHOL 


 "Miss" Chievous - RN 


 Nyro 


 De7en [WPE] 


 Marco 


 Jamin the Slavemaster 


 Moshi 


 ** im sö metal ... i poop stëël **™ 


 Germany Hodgenhoff 


 Cowboy [WPE] 


 Buddhaful 


 Savage 


 Sat Nam Kaur 


 Kelly 


 Bailey Kay 


 AirRun 


 Julio 


 Skully 


 Clutch 


 Shepherd (501st & WPE) 


 Jennifer Lynn 





Clutch Master Rocketship's Friends Comments
Displaying 25 of 877 comments  ( View All | Add Comment )
Todd





Jul 8 2009 3:50 PM

dude, the trailer looks sweeeeeet! :-)
Liz - Connor





Jul 1 2009 12:01 AM

Looking forward to another awesome Combichrist Concert with you!
combichrist Pictures, Images and Photos
Do you think our girl 'Detonator Device' will be there? ;)
phnkiemnkie





Jun 26 2009 8:39 PM

Gangsta
Boris





Jun 23 2009 4:04 PM

Been good! Just moved to PA! I can just imagine what I'm going to be thinking this winter . . . "AH! What is a fifth generation Floridian doing here?!" :) How you? Lovin' the trailer, btw!
Buddhaful





Jun 16 2009 9:29 PM



Star Trek. Officially more porn than SW.

Speaking of which, hows the film going? I'm shockingly kinda stoked.
PRÓXIMA





Jun 12 2009 1:55 PM


http://www.welcometoproxima.com

"A film this intelligent is rare, and sadly such intelligence
is even more rare in modern SciFi films."

(David Carter, Film Fanaddict com)

 

 

 

Liz - Connor





Jun 4 2009 11:18 PM

Love you, rocket man!
BLONDE WITH BOMBSHELL Pictures, Images and Photos
Buddhaful





May 27 2009 1:51 PM

So...before you find out from anyone else.

I totally sold out. I pretended to love Star Wars in order to get this new house. And I played to part awesomely.

However, I don't think even 100 showers can get rid of the dirty-traitor feeling I'm harboring. GAH.
EZ CHEWIE A Star Wars Short Film





May 21 2009 11:46 PM

EZ-CHEWIE - A STAR WARS FAN FILM ....Atom.com: Funny Videos | Spoofs | Funny Animations..
Liz - Connor





May 7 2009 5:47 PM

Whatcha doin? :)
Jamin the Slavemaster





May 4 2009 4:52 AM

Are you ready for T4? Well, I have good news for you. The end of this clip will get you PUMPED!
Sat Nam Kaur





May 3 2009 9:45 PM

Ummmm, by teaser you really mean it, that was such a tease! Arg, cant wait to see the masterpiece once its completed!
Liz - Connor





Apr 25 2009 5:12 PM

Let's kick some ass!
Photobucket
Buddhaful





Apr 24 2009 3:56 AM



ya damn right.
Jennifer Lynn





Apr 24 2009 3:26 AM

Oh Yeah! Colorado is incredible. You would go ape shit snowmobiling. It's a Clutch sport for sure. Thought of you when I was shredding the pow at 75 mph. Hope all is well in "O".
Liz - Connor





Apr 14 2009 7:44 PM

Photobucket
Give me all of your ammo and booze! or else ;)
Comedian Carl





Apr 11 2009 8:04 PM

NONSTOPTOYS





Apr 6 2009 9:15 AM

Thanks for being a friend!

Liz - Connor





Mar 31 2009 10:38 PM

I'm diggin' the new look. Very fierce fire awesomeness :) The new trailer is awesome. I just wish my laptop didn't have such a weak sound system.
Keep it up baby! Luv you!
Corinne





Mar 30 2009 4:31 PM

You rocked the trooper Saturday!!
De7en [WPE]





Mar 24 2009 12:44 PM

Sweet jeebus i finally saw the St Patty's Jib-Jab you made of us... and i nearly wet myself i was laughing so hard. You rock, Clutch! Now give that woman of yours a huge SQUEEZE from me. Or else!

Sorry we missed you this weekend! We had company and were running around. Can't wait to see you both soon.

P.S. FX is coming! YEAH! I got a room at the hotel for Saturday night shenanigans.
*squee*
Jamin the Slavemaster





Mar 21 2009 4:39 AM

Just a heads up that you will soon be asked to pledge loyalty to our Great Leader....

PRÓXIMA





Mar 18 2009 11:03 AM

Thanks for adding the LAST Sci-Fi movie!


P R O X I M A

..

WWW. WELCOMETOPROXIMA. COM


DVD available @ AMAZON


Buddhaful





Mar 17 2009 11:14 PM

I gotta second connor. Clutch Lord of the Dance has to be the new name. Shenanigans.
Heres to drinking 'til were knackered!
Ash





Mar 17 2009 11:06 PM

That so far beyond freaking hysterical!!!!! Best St.
Patty's day ANYTHING I've seen! Thanks you!
Add Comment


©2003-2009 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.