Chris McDevitt
Stand-Up / Rated R / Clean
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Recline your seat and try to act Puerto Rican; we may survive this yet!
Male
28 years old
United States
Last Login: 7/20/2009
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Chris McDevitt's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Since making his comedy debut in 1999, Chris McDevitt has been winning over audiences internationally with his own special mix of cynicism, arrogance and irreverent charm. This boy next door is a powerhouse the neighbors never saw coming, especially the hot Asian one who liked to leave her blinds open. As an opening act for The Reverend Bob Levy, Bill Burr, Jim Breuer, Jim Florentine, Rich Vos, and Jim Norton; Chris has introduced audience after audience to the newest face of comedy.
McDevitt effortlessly weaves his elaborate commentary on both the most mundane and taboo subjects of the American experience in a manner that leaves the audience not only laughing but slightly ashamed of their own glee. A long hot shower may be the perfect chaser to a Chris McDevitt performance. Hailed in New York City as the only comic to ever make a black man blush, Chris's humor transcends racial, financial, and regional barriers to truly wring the laughter out of a crowd; willing or otherwise.
Working clean or dirty, when Chris McDevitt takes the stage, you're going to be amused. Going to confession afterwards is up to you... | | Website | Chris-McDevitt.com | | TV Shows | Kill or Be Killed (HOWARD TV)
Great Canadian Laugh Off (Comedy Network, Canada) | | Films | Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (Did you blink while you watched the film? Then you probably missed it.) |
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Chris McDevitt's Interests
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Racism
Nintendo Wii
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| | Music | My iPod is broken, and 95% of my cds are scratched, so I stick to Sirius radio:
Faction 28, Lithium 24, Raw Dog, Howard 100 and 101, Punk 29, Shade 45, and the all powerful ARTIST SEARCH. | | Movies | I still haven't seen the new Indiana Jones, I totally want to though. Cracking Whips and Hips in 2008. | | Television | | | Books | I used to spank it to Treasure Island, because, well, Peg-legs kinda turn me on. | | Heroes | Abraham Lincoln, Richard Pryor, Dave Attell, Stephen King, Kevin Smith, Ronald Reagan. |
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Comedy Clubs, Dirty Jersey Comedy, Sean O'Connor Fan Club, Irish Luck, Cringe Humor, Bar Flies Of New Jersey, Monmouth University, Cybertron
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Chris McDevitt's Details
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| Status: | Engaged | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Phillipsburg, NJ | | Body type: | 6' 2" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Catholic | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Stand Up Comedian | | Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
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About me:
I'm 27, I live with my fiancee and our foofy little terror, Dozer. I don't want you to buy me as a pet, and I don't care how much I'm worth. Also, I'm totally good on ringtones, so please don't offer me anymore. I might like your 'writing' since I can check that out online but I'm not going to come see your band, you're wasting your time. Live New Music might be the suckiest thing ever. I want to know the words before you screen them over the pothead bassist who is only in the band because he can parallel park a van.
I run a blog/website called Halfninja.com check it out if you want.
That's about it.
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Who I'd like to meet:
The fuckers who destroyed my new apartment the day they moved out.
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