Just about anything. From Korn and Linkin Park to Classical and Picklehat. Don't care much for country, but I luuuuv bluegrass. Leonard Cohen, Lou Reed. Flatt and Scruggs. Just about any classical. Yehudi Menuhin. DMB. Kottonmouth Kings. Rolling stones. Neil young. Me.
Movies
I love the old stuff. Treasure of the Sierra Madre (please let me remake this someday), Citizen Kane, The Elephant Man, Eraserhead, Any western. Unforgiven, Dollars Trilogy, Once upon a time in the west, 2001 A Space Oddesy, Following, Memento, Quentin Tarrantino (all of em), Hang em high, Pale Rider, Manchurian Candidate (any Frankenheimer film, I got to meet him while filming Andersonville, huge loss to the film world and I'm pissed they remade Manchurian) Seconds (hear they're remaking it, but they didn't need to, the original rocks!!!) Amelie, Moulin Rouge, Romeo and Juliet, haven't seen Strictly Ballroom but I'm sure it rocks, Baz can do no wrong in my book. The Great Escape. Jason X (I liked this one, besides the first friday 13th, I think this is the best one of the series. I lked the sci fi side of it) O.K. that's enough, but I could just list my DVD's the boxed up VHS tapes of every old movie you can think of. The Steadicam shot in goodfellas, good, but the opening shot from Touch of Evil is the best panning, trucking, crane one take shot in the biz, that's blocking kids. O.k. no more.
Television
Biggest Loser, News, NCAA Gymnastics (women) serious, they're thick like they been drinkin at a frat party, but can still be flippy and bendy. Family Guy (happy 50th birthday Lois), Food Channel. Iron Chef. Good Eats is one of the best produced/written shows on the planet. Nigela Bites. How hot is she. Thick like a woman should be, sexy, and can cook. mmmm tasty. Andy Griffith show. Letterman, Leno, Conan, and even Craig Ferguson (best monologue) SNL, 30 Rock, The Office, Two and Half Men.
Books
The Call of the Wild, Of Mice and Men (I'm gonna pet dem rabbits), The Catcher in the Rye (don't worry, it won't make you go out and kill somebody, unless your dog tells you to read, then worry) Elmore Leonard. Whatever for Dummies and the idiots guide to whatever. (I love those books) Math books, esp. Algebra and word problems, call me crazy, math is a hobby. Basically I like books where I can learn something.
Heroes
The little girl in Iraq that helped our troops avoid an IED, because the day before the Marines gave her a Beanie Baby. (find the charity and send toys people, win the hearts and minds)
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4:20 I'm a standup comic with agoraphobia. A real introverted extrovert or extroverted introvert, depending on which side of the equator you're on. It's all relative.
I dig math and latin. If you know what my headline is then I'd like to be your friend.
I ride what the press called the widow maker...a TL1000 v-twin superbike. I have smelly feet. I'm anti-social, but oddly good in most social situations. At a fancy restaraunt, I know which fork to use, but I always use the small salad fork as I prefer it. Just before the waiter takes the plate, I switch it out with the dinner fork. I hate sneaky waiters that get to my fork before the switch. Forking! waiters. And yes, I will ask them to bring me another salad fork. I'm old and set in my ways.
I'm Dick Johnson of the World Famous Swinging Johnson Brothers. www.swingingjohnson.com We're an improv comedy group with a technical and artistic talents that definitely go Balls Deep. SJB Founde Area 54 in 2007 to meet the multi media needs of everyone. Film and Music production from artists that care, not suits. Check out some of the short films, sketches, music, etc. that litter the internet. Follow the links.
I view comedy as an art, not a competition. It's not to be judged. Last Comic Standing can suck it! People always ask me why I don't audition for that show. Could you imagine Richard Pryor, Don Rickles, Rodney Dangerfield, Lenny Bruce, Roseanne, Jerry Seinfeld, George Carlin, Ellen DeGeneres, and Robin Williams competing to see who's funniest? Peace 4:20
Who I'd like to meet: Andy Griffith, Don Rickles, David Letterman, Jay Leno, Penn, but NOT Teller. My future wife (and her attorney), Mr.Pibb, Mr. Peanut and Colonel Mustard. Picklehat.
"I think pretty soon people gonna be fuckin' for gas. I think people already fuckin' for gas. Some of y'all in here tonight are fuckin' for gas. Like 'Girl, why you with him?' He filled up my tank."
"George Bush has fucked up so bad, he made it hard for a white man to run for president! People are like "give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra... anything but another white man! That last one fucked up my roof!"
My friend, Bonnie, takes rad pictures. I didn't even notice she was taking some of them. I have a special relationship with that particular eucalyptus tree.
It's looking like I'm going to be retired for a year... I am freaking out and I want to talk to Ric about opening a position for me. He's not answering his phone... Argh!!
You were the first person I thought of when I saw this hahaha :)
OH, and yes... they did come back and say that I'm on the promotion list, but I'm trying to not get too excited until I actualy sew it on in February :)
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