Catherynne
Catherynne The Orphan's Tale

Female
30 years old
Peaks Island, Maine
United States



Last Login: 11/17/2009
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General1800's, 1920's, 1930's, adult fairytales, ahkmatova, alligator wrestling, amazons, anais nin, ancient greece, ancient greek, anglophile, anne sexton, anthropromorphism, art, art deco, art nouveau, art noveau, arthurian legends, bathtub gin, being a vamp, being pretentious, belle epoque, bi-sexuality, bohemian, books, borges, buffy, camelot, cartography, catherynne m valente, chasing the dragon, clarice lispector, classics, dadaism, dead nazis, diane wakoski, dorothy parker, dream interpretation, e.e.cummings, edgar allen poe, edinburgh, edna st. vincent millay, edwardian era, embodiment, emerson, emily, existentialism, fairy tales, feminism, fiction, film noir, flappers, forbidden love, france, free thinkers, french, gin joint, greek mythology, helene cixous, henry miller, humanism, japan, jorge luis borges, kami, kwan-yin, la boheme, la vie boheme, latin, lesbianism, lewis carroll, linear a, linguistics, literature, london, lorca, lost generation, louise brooks, luce irigaray, lust, magic realism, marcel proust, marina tsvetaeva, mascara, medieval literature, modern art, moulin rouge, movies, musicals, mythical beasts, mythology, narcissism, nature, nihilism, novels, opera, opium eaters, oracles, oscar wilde, overextended similies and metaphors, pirates, poetry, post modern literature, postgrad, renaissance, rome, salvador dali, sappho, scotland, sex, shinto, silent films, solipsism, song, spanish poets, speakeasies, stream of consciousness, surrealism, sylvia plath, tarot cards, the neverending story, the sublime, theatre, transcendentalists, umberto eco, unresolved sexual tension, victorian poetry, vintage, vintage erotica, virginia woolf, wh auden, wine, witchcraft, women, women writers, writing, writing on skin.
MusicS.J. Tucker, The Decemberists, The Dresden Dolls, Belle & Sebastian, Coldplay, Radiohead, Cyndi Lauper, Great Big Sea, Indigo Girls, Kate Bush, Kermit the Frog, Nick Drake, Powderfinger, R.E.M., Rufus Wainwright, Jonathan Coulton, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Ani Difranco, Tori Amos, Travis, Joni Mitchell, Poe, Elliot Smith, CSN, Jeff Buckley, Richard Sterling Streeter, Devotchka, Steeleye Span, Ben Folds, Cat Stevens, Dar Williams, Elliott Smith, Iron & Wine, Greg Douglass, Heather Nova, Leonard Cohen, Frankie Armstrong, Simon & Garfunkel, Prince (but only for cooking breakfast)
MoviesDead Poet's Society, The Pillow Book, Say Anything, Top Gun, Mulholland Dr., My Dinner with Andre, Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle, Grosse Pointe Blank, A Trip to the Moon, Labyrinth, Legend, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Lost in Translation, The Secret of Roan Inish, The Dark Crystal, Primer, Closer,
TelevisionBuffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, X-Files, Twin Peaks, Farscape, Firefly, Alias, Lost, Carnivale, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, Six Feet Under, The Lost Room, The Muppet Show, Haibane Renmei,
BooksThe Iliad, The Dream of the Rood, The Vulgate Cycle, Jane Eyre, The Waves, Little, Big, Winter's Tale, Let the Dog Drive, Medea: The Sorceress, House of Leaves, Moonwise, The Labyrinth, Grimm's Fairy Tales, House of Incest, Agua Viva, Alice Through the Looking Glass, Tropic of Cancer, Ariel, Arabian Nights, Lucky Wander Boy, Tonguecat, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, Invisible Cities, The Chess Garden, Seaward, The Neverending Story, Peter Pan, The Canterbury Tales, Helen in Egypt, Under Milk Wood, Tam Lin, In the Forest of Forgetting, City of Saints and Madmen, Spaceman Blues,

     Catherynne's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Everywhere, Nowhere
Body type:5' 4" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:author

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Publishing - Writer - Novelist
Novelist, poet, and occasional classicist/critic.



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About me:
These days, I'm pretty sure I'm Catherynne M. Valente. Like Errour a-dripping in her cave, I vomit books--but don't let that put you off. The publishers make sure they're soaped up shined to a high gloss before they go out. I'm just a little old lady curled up in my house on chicken legs down in northern Ohio, near a waterfall named after shame, chained to the church wall, pulling carrots out of the dirt for the village kids and gods in deer-clothing, drinking monk-grown wine out of the bottle and scrawling poems on the birch trees. Except for the part where I'm a 28 year old black-haired siren (you know, half-bird, half-woman, one hell of a baritone) re-patriated from Japan, escaped from the South, scribing it godridden down Highway 70, spending most of my time on a little island off the coast of Maine with occasional jaunts in my pestle-ship to force unsuspecting young maidens to read my books. But I always end up back at the izbushka sooner or later. Those magic horses don't feed themselves, you know, and the red one gets cranky if she doesn't have her apples.

I'm Catherynne M. Valente, if that means anything to you. I wrote a few little books once upon a time, and then a mouse tried to get them to write themselves and they ended up flooding my basement. I'm boiling up more by the day in my big iron pot, and mouse stew besides. I'm an awfully quick young crone, so pull up your paisley socks and try to keep up. I never stay in one place long and I leave a waste-land when I go, with wounded thighs and ironclad alibis to keep me safe from harm.

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Who I'd like to meet:
The Great and Glorious Literati, sparkling folk with too much to say, who speak the speech trippingly on the tongue. Koan-cracking coyotes with books in their holsters. In essence, people to talk to and grin sidelong at, who eschew poor spelling and look further than the blue satori of their computer screen.

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Joe Pulver

Joe Pulver



Sep 24 2009 6:47 PM

"Some writers one admirers and others make one want to do as they do, or try. For me, Joe Pulver is of the latter type. His imagination is so vile so much of the time that it makes me giggle with amazement. And the prose so deadly visionary. I'm grateful that the pieces in this collection are those of a fellow horror writer who has raised the ante on what it means to be such a creature." - Thomas Ligotti
Kid with a Rocket Launcher

Kid with a Rocket Launcher



Sep 5 2009 1:44 PM

Hey Catherynne,
The Kid with a Rocket Launcher book series just got animated! Give it a watch:
Paradox Magazine

Paradox Magazine



May 5 2009 12:32 PM

Author J. J. Hebert

Author J. J. Hebert



Feb 3 2009 11:23 PM

As you may or may not know, I turned twenty-five the other day. Instead of gifts this year, I'm asking everyone to join my Email List on www. jjhebert. net. Unconventional, my newest novel, will be published by Mindstir Media later this year, and joining the Email List will ensure that you receive updates regarding my book release, contests, giveaways, and more.
Hollowsteam

Hollowsteam



Nov 26 2008 7:52 PM








The orphan's sun!
Morpheus Tales

Morpheus Tales



Nov 17 2008 11:34 AM

morpheusbanner Thanks for the add!
Slade

Michael Slade



Aug 22 2008 12:22 PM

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Courtney

Courtney Bocci



Aug 21 2008 6:39 PM

Hey, lady-made-of-awesome. I hope all is well! (And I hope you're at next PenguiCon, cos I think I'm gonna have a Wii and Rock Band by then.
=D )
Faithless Angel

Faithless Angel



May 21 2008 3:16 PM

fairy
graymouser

graymouser



May 9 2008 3:30 PM

happy birthday and CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
corvus-corvax
Lawrence Schimel

Lawrence Schimel



May 6 2008 1:12 PM

Happy birthday, Cat!
Paradox Magazine

Paradox Magazine



May 5 2008 2:55 PM

Chesya

Chesya



May 3 2008 11:01 PM

Have a very happy birthday, Lady!
Fantasy Book Critic

Robert Thompson



May 2 2008 4:03 PM

Just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday!!! Hope you have a great one and a wonderful weekend :D
Rose of the Paladin

Sally Rivers-Robinson



Mar 18 2008 5:50 PM

Hello Lady! Love the web comic and looking forward to the next book. When you gonna come out here and do some readings and such? Hugs and hope all is as wonderful as you deserve!
Erin

Erin



Feb 25 2008 6:23 PM

Thanks, Catherynne --- looking forward to reading your books. I am always looking for more, more, more!
The Funky Bean Scene

The Funky Bean Scene



Feb 18 2008 12:23 AM

Hi -- SSShake it at The Leap Day Party!!!

Skeleton Crew @ The Bean Farm

The Funky Bean Farm
4810 Springfield Xenia Rd (St Rte 68)
Springfield, OH 45506

Hope to see you at The Farm!!!

Top Shelf Books

Top Shelf Books



Feb 15 2008 12:16 AM

Valentine
graymouser

graymouser



Feb 14 2008 4:32 PM

Happy Valentine's Day!
Michael Laimo - Horror Author

Michael Laimo



Feb 4 2008 12:27 AM

Hi--just wanted to stop by, say hello, and let you know that my new novel, FIRES RISING, will be out March 2008. Hope you'll look out for it!


PREPARE FOR HELL ON EARTH

FIRES RISING – IN STORES MARCH 2008

Rowan

Rowan



Dec 18 2007 12:07 AM

Hey Cat! Just thought I'd finally pop by and say hello you lovely lass! Hope life is treating you well. Talk to ya soon.
Rowan
WineLoversMeet.com

WineLoversMeet.com



Nov 30 2007 2:19 AM

Just sending a quick hello from your friends at WineLoversMeet.com. Thanks for being my friend. Keep in touch.


www.WineLoversMeet.com
A free dating and social networking site for people who enjoy wine
Paradox Magazine

Paradox Magazine



Nov 6 2007 11:34 PM

Good to see you this weekend at WFC. Hope to run into you again soon.

All the best,
Chris
Chesya

Chesya



Aug 15 2007 6:40 PM

Hey Lady,

How are ya? Just stopping by to say hello.
Endicott Studio for Mythic Arts

Endicott Studio for Mythic Arts



Jul 31 2007 7:35 PM



The Summer Issue of the Journal of Mythic Arts is now online. Our theme this time is myth and mythic fiction for Young Adult readers, with contributions from Christopher Barzak, Steve Berman, Holly Black, Gwenda Bond, Jeff Ford, Neil Gaiman, Coleen Mondor, Will Shetterly, Catherynne M. Valente, and many others. Please join us!
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