All people who have appeared on our show. In order of appearance:
Aubrey Tennant and Paul Anthony, Mr. Plow, Seth Perry, The Happy Birthdays (Sean Devlin, Kevin Lee, Ryan Biel, Taz Van Rassel), Melody Mangler, Dylan Rhymer, Graham Clark, Gerald Varga, Boys of Summer (Dylan, Scott, Mark), Prepubescant Pussy Power (Jen Cressey and Priscilla Costa), Jy Harris, Blyss the Clown (Sioban), Onomatopoeia (Dustin), The Crawford Twins (Morgan Brayton and Lauren Martin), Violet Femme and Darla Divine, Simon King, Adam Pateman, Chi Pig, Dave Shumka, A.J. Mackenzie, First Base, Toby Hargrave, A.K.A.(Andrew Chen, Kayla Lorette, and Aaron Read), Sam Easton, Nathan Clark, Jimmy Barnes, Lachlan Patterson, Connie Lingus, The Wet Spots (Cass King and John Woods), Rob Pue, Sean Proudlove, Admiral Snackbar (Shaun Stewart, Dan Hershfield, Eric Fell), Patrick Maliha, Cam Macleod, Phil Hanley, Fat Joe Satan, Andy Cinetti, Emmett Hall, Robert Dayton, Evil Bastard, The Gay Straights, Keep Your Head Up Crew, John Buehler, Bon-Bon Bombay, Bernie Bombay, Kaboom, Jason Lomax, April O'Peel, 'Mr Browstone' by Chue Song reading by Paul Anthony, Aubrey Tennant, Robert Dayton, and Jen Niel), Coretta Curves, The Middle Part (Craig Anderson, Conor Holler, Alan Stremel), Dana Alexander, Kevin Foxx.
Softcore's Interests
General
Stand-Up Comedy, Sketch Comedy, Improv, Burlesque, Punk Bands, Regular Bands, shut your daddy up, shut your daddy up.
About me: Softcore comedy is a popular variety comedy show at the Cobalt hotel in Vancouver. This show featuring stand-up, sketch, improv, some burlesque and a fun dance time afterward. It's brought to you by Dylan Rhymer who helped bring you 'The Laugh Gallery', Vancouver's premiere alternative comedy showcase and the infamous Robert Dayton, actor, writer, and singer for 'Canned Hamm', 'Fourth of July Toilet' and his new band 'Hallmark'.
The big awesome blast is every second tuesday at 9:30pm and its only $5 to join in.
Who I'd like to meet: Somebody who has more than one bonors.
hey you gotta see this website. it will tell you if anyone we go to school with has a crush on you. i have no clue how this thing works but trust me i just tried it and it did.
Dear Softcore comedy. Sorry about last night. I said some things, you said some things. I just hope we can move past this and get on with our lives. May God have mercy on your soul.
Dear Paul and the whole Crew at Softcore,
Thanks for having us! We were so pleased that our initial fears of getting stabbed were completly unfounded. Great crowd, great acts, great people, great time. Thanks again, we couldn't have hoped for a better audience!
Greetings, I wanted to invite you to my going away party in Vancouver Canada:
Friday April 6th 2007.
@ Royal Unicorn Cabaret
147 East Pender St. Chinatown
9:30pm Doors, 11pm Showtime
Cover: $10-20 Sliding Scale
Join the Burlesque Social Club to say farewell to
the 'King of Burlesque' Chaz Royal as he embarks
on a 6 week trip to the United Kingdom,
where he is producing an International Burlesque
Festival in London, May 9-12.
'Hope to see you April 6th for a night
of sultry song & sizzling burlesque strip tease'
hot, sassy, kinky clowns- Blyss and Sweetness at the burlesque fest this sat only www.blyssfulproductions.com - looking forward to seeing you there! kisses and licks xo Blyss
I've spiked my hair up (more than usual), tightened up my jeans so the love truncheon is outlined nicely, scrawled some anti establishment slogans on my docs and negated bathing for three days. I dunno about you but to me that sounds like a recipe for some PUNK MOTHERFUCKIN' COMEDY!
A chicken and an egg laying in a bed. The chicken takes a puff from his cigaretee, turns to the egg and says.... "well... I guess we answered THAT question!"
