About me: Looking for soldiers and lackys and some of that sweet stimulus cash.
Why didn't somebody tell me that cobras are frikin GREEN?
I'm the boss! Need the info! Throw me a frikin bone here! I guess we'll stick with the RED logo since it's on FRIKIN EVERYTHING ALREADY!
Bio:
MEGATRON does not suffer fools gladly. Yet here he is, forced by the
power of the Matrix to obey the commands of a simpering braggart in a
hood, and a fleshling no less! Still, MEGATRON is nothing if not
patient. Let that shrill simpleton COBRA COMMANDER collect his trinkets
and treasures. MEGATRON will watch, and wait for his time to strike.
His chance is given him, shockingly, by the AUTOBOTS, whose cooperation
with G.I. JOE has smashed COBRA's outer defenses. Feeding his own
warriors into the furnace of COBRA COMMANDER’s insane tactics, MEGATRON
holds one desire at the forefront of his mind – he will see his
tormentor dead and the Matrix in his hand before the AUTOBOTS arrive.
Star Wars And Other Galactic Funk
Dr Phil. It's Mindbender without the monicle.
All hail Sutekh. Ancient Egypt Commander of Cobra.
