Tony

Blowin' Shyt Up; Driving the Peeps from Homeland Security Nuts; Pissing off the Pope; Mutilating Cattle; Alien Butt Probes; Cast Iron Skillets to the face; Foamy the Squirrell; Walking thru airport turnstyles backwards (Going to Bangkock); poisoning pidgeons in the park; looking under the skirts of dinosaurs to make sure they're all female; Looking for Jeebus (apparently he's lost); Whizzing on electric Fencese; eating yellow snow; kissing the blarney stone; doing your mom in front of a flock of midgets; deflocking a flock of seagulls; scraping the bottoms of barrels while shooting the fish; making fun of normals; shunning vanilla; poking bodies with sticks; Load"*",8,1; Stealing candy from babies; socialating; blowing up lizards; it's too quiet here; Urinating in Kool-aid man's head; deflating the michelin tire man's dog; crossing the streams; making mad passionate love to my pillows; trying to snort coke without getting ice lodged in my nose; parking on parkways and driving on driveways; spelling racecar backwards; onomonapea; wondering how one builds a car out of muscles; putting chlorene in gene pools; fetchez le vache; Vomiting projectiles; firing the laser; Having Mr. Peabody fixed; Reticulating splines; groping Lois Griffin; Smurfing the smurf that smurf's smurfs; Mashed potatoes can be your friend; Killing Doyle Hargreves with a lawnmower blade; wondering "Where's the beef?"; grvitating towards weightlessness; disestablishmentarianism; repairing skyhooks; huffing liquid technicolor; wondering if one is supposed to scald or scold their childeren for being bad; Herding nerfs; spitting in Sauron's eye; If nothing sitcks to Teflon, what does teflon stick to; discovering Klingons around Uranus; Stealing all of the Eludium Pu-38 explosive space modulators; and all that jazz.



My views on Karate