Bill
Bill Fire, walk with me!

Male
35 years old
Kirkland, Washington
United States



Last Login: 11/29/2009
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    Bill's Interests
GeneralMusic, art, baseball, football, computers, anime, gaming, voiceover acting, fine cuisine, wine, karaokeing while drunk, a cappella, being a complete idiot
MusicDavid Bowie, Tenacious D, Akira Yamaoka, Reverend Horton Heat, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Beatles, Eric Clapton, Pink Floyd, Steve Miller, Dead Milkmen, Frank Sinatra, Mel Torme, The Cars, James Taylor, Jimmy Eat World, B-52's, Ramones, Shonen Knife, Yoko Kanno, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Beastie Boys, NIN, Wesley Willis, Beatallica, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Fleetwood Black, Former World Champion, cheesy 80's crap, a cappella, cheesy j-pop (KOTOKO and others of the I've Sound family), jazz, blues, classical, and much much more at the low low price of $19.95! Order now - operators are standing by.
MoviesAny David Lynch film, Star Trek 2, Zoolander, Evil Dead series, Clerks, Field of Dreams, Big Lebowski, Kung Fu Hustle, Swingers, any Satoshi Kon movie (Perfect Blue, Tokyo Godfathers, etc), North By Northwest, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Airplane!, Bull Durham, Office Space, Dark City, Sin City, Vertigo, Rear Window, Kentucky Fried Movie, Big Trouble in Little China, Wasabi, The Professional (Leon), The LOTR Trilogy, The Original Star Wars Trilogy, Bullitt, Ju-On, Iron Monkey, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Bubba Ho-Tep, Hunt for Red October, Total Recall, and The Rocketeer for sheer cheesy goodness
TelevisionTwin Peaks, Life On Mars, Ashes to Ashes, Star Trek, Monty Python, Red Dwarf, nu-BSG, Harvey Birdman, The Avengers, Sifl n' Olly, Densha Otoko, pretty much any nostalgia-laden crap. Can Homestar Runner be considered a show? Cuz I watch that too.
BooksBall Four, The Head Game, If Chins Could Kill, Lessons Learned in Software Testing (kidding), and whatever my daughter wants me to read to her.
Heroesis an excellent David Bowie song.
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     Bill's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sea-town
Body type:5' 10"
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Testing Manager

   Bill's Schools
Central Washington University
Ellensburg,Washington
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Administrative Mgmt/Information Systems
Minor: Personal Computing, Music
Clubs: DJ at The Burg - KCWU 88.1
 

1998 to 2001
Shoreline Community College
Seattle,Washington
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: General Transfer Degree
Minor: Drinking Heavily
 

1992 to 1995
Shorewood High School
Shoreline,Washington
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Band, Drama, Choir, The Loners
 

1989 to 1992
Interlake Senior High School
Bellevue,Washington
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Clubs: Band
 

1988 to 1989

   Bill's Networking
Gaming - Testing - Quality Assurance

Gaming - Sound - Voiceover
Screen Actors Guild

   Bill's Companies
Foundation 9 Entertainment
Kirkland, WA US
Testing Manager

May 2002 - Present



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   Bill's Blurbs
About me:
I was born a poor white child and was nearly spirited away by gypsies shortly thereafter, which may explain my slight case of wanderlust. At the glorious age of two, I had major corrective surgery on both my eyes and ears, which may explain my lack of foresight and my selective hearing. I've lived in WA for most of my life except for one odd year where I ended up in Phoenix AZ and demanded to go back to Seattle because it was too goddamn hot. I went to public schools (several of them), a community college, and a four year school. You know what that got me? Considerably in debt. But that's okay - it's the American Way. I've got a wife and daughter who I adore more than anything on this earth. I've been known to enjoy a bottle of red wine and the occasional Guinness, sometimes a pitcher at a time. In my spare time, I commit useless information about baseball players to memory, do voiceover work for videogames, and try my absolute hardest to develop carpal tunnel syndrome by typing out lengthy, pointless bios.

You Are An ESFP
The Performer

You are a natural performer and happiest when you're entertaining others.
A great friend, you are generous, fun-loving and optimistic.
You love to laugh - and you like almost all people equally.
You accept life as it is, and you do your best to make each day fantastic.

You would make a good actor, designer, or counselor.

I am nerdier than 88% of all people. Are you a nerd? Click here to find out!
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I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6!

Who I'd like to meet:
The man who put the 'Bomp' in the "Bomp-ba-Bomp-ba-Bomp" and the "Ram" in the "Ram-a-lam-a Ding Dong". Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand.

But I'd settle for David Bowie.

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Bill has 80 friends.
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 Qui d'autre? 


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 Freddie 


 Kyle 


 Roger Bueno 


 Kimberly 


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 matt 


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Jenn

Jenn Klein



Jul 2 2008 4:10 AM

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Can you beat my score on the "Sexy Male Actors - C'mon Can you get them all right?" quiz?



I got 100%. Can you do any better?




Sassy Molassey

Sassy Molassey



Apr 24 2008 4:24 PM

Bill, you are simply a trendsetter. Next month, tonsillitis will be all the rage.
Qui d'autre?

Qui d'autre?



Apr 19 2008 7:32 PM

I hear you and Schneiderfamilias are down with the sickness...sux ass, as our beloved Fredo would say. I'm going to invoke the weirding way and heal your tonsils from afar...
Qui d'autre?

Qui d'autre?



Feb 12 2008 4:37 AM

Whaddya think? Did I get her? ;)

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Qui d'autre?

Qui d'autre?



Dec 31 2007 8:06 AM

DDDUUUUUUUUDDDDDE How did you get Archetype Big on your page?!!!? You totally know who wants Scorpion Cake on his...

Seriously, it be time to be about this beyatch. I WILL buy a webcam, and there ain't NUTHIN you can do about it. Got that? Huh? HUH?!!?

"Where's T, kids?"
"Upstairs smokin' crack."
"Again?!"
Kimberly

Kimberly



Dec 22 2007 4:49 PM

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Kimberly

Kimberly



Nov 6 2007 7:47 AM

thats awesome!
Kimberly

Kimberly



Nov 6 2007 3:00 AM

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whats new with you guys?
Qui d'autre?

Qui d'autre?



Oct 19 2007 7:35 PM

Because it still makes me laugh...and it's so Loner.
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Qui d'autre?

Qui d'autre?



Sep 16 2007 6:37 PM

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Kimberly

Kimberly



Aug 18 2007 8:19 PM

I will be in town this weekend on Sunday evening I guess. So, if you will be able to get my laptop working that would be cool. If not I can get it later. Love ya!
Qui d'autre?

Qui d'autre?



Aug 6 2007 3:44 PM

"Play some Skynyrd, man!"
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Qui d'autre?

Qui d'autre?



May 16 2007 4:15 AM

OOOOH! If he has it, will you do "Love Plus 1" next time?!!
Noelle

Noelle



Mar 16 2007 7:52 AM

Didn't you know...I can see through the internet into your soul?! Scary, isn't it, but it's a burden I must carry.
Puckster

Puckster



Mar 1 2007 4:43 PM

Can I steal your wife?
Qui d'autre?

Qui d'autre?



Feb 14 2007 6:13 AM

Your wife is a freakin' HOTTIE. Always has been, always will be, but that pic....bazoonga! :)
matt

Matt Garman



Feb 1 2007 4:59 AM

Bill! On average, over the past 20 years, I'd say I've been...well, average. I'm curious about you, since we were teens the last time we saw each other.

I have two words for you: Chris Hull.
Noelle

Noelle



Jan 18 2007 10:16 PM

What up??!! Did you move into a house - I didn't get your Xmas card back... Do I need a new address? How's the job going? Doesn't it get more and more fun as you discover more of who your daughter really is? I'm LOVIN' 3! Sorry so many questions...but, long time, no see...
Scott

Scott



Jan 3 2007 8:24 PM


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Mario

Mario Lanza



Jan 1 2007 8:28 AM



Happy New Year!
Qui d'autre?

Qui d'autre?



Dec 30 2006 8:38 PM

Weren't we just talking about this? :)
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Mario

Mario Lanza



Dec 25 2006 6:21 AM

Qui d'autre?

Qui d'autre?



Nov 29 2006 2:25 AM

You can't freakin' sneak a birthday past me!!! OH HELL NO! (oh, wait, sorry, Freddie already left a comment.) hee hee..
Freddie

Freddie



Nov 28 2006 11:32 PM

Happy birthday old man! We are no longer the same age! Have fun being a year older than me!
Marion

Marion



Nov 28 2006 1:04 AM

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