Cody Smith
Stand-Up
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Male
28 years old
WILSONVILLE, Oregon
United States
Last Login: 12/20/2009
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Cody Smith's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Cody Smith is a fast-rising comedic talent hailing from the dark underbelly of the Portland comedy scene. His comedy style transcends definition, refusing to be labeled by conventional measurements of what is or is not humorous. He is simply a man who wishes to share his innermost convictions through the ancient art of the group chuckle. Come and be reforged in the glorious fire of his magnificient talent and vaguely uncomfortable honesty! | | Influences | I'm influenced by life, man, from the overtly obvious confounderies to the shabbiest, insignificant nuances of existence. The world is my wacky and somewhat bumpy stage, from whence I fling jokes into the world like a monkey hurling excrement. Also, I enjoy Patton Oswalt, Eddie Izzard, and Lewis Black. But mostly the poop-flinging thing. |
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Cody Smith's Interests
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| General | I like to tell jokes. Also, I like to hear jokes. Finally, I enjoy laughing at other people's pain. | | Music | Oh sure, I see how it is. You just want me to go on and on about all the things I'm interested in so that you can trick yourself into believing that you really know me. That's how it's going to be, Myspace? | | Movies | Well maybe I don't want to play your shallow game. Did you ever think about that? Maybe I'm above all this superficial garbage. Perhaps I'd like people to see beyond my hobbies and interests and care about the real me. Is that ok with you, Myspace? | | Television | So, more one word questions, eh? I see you're sticking to your guns on this one. I guess we just have to trust you, right? You're the all-powerful Myspace, bringing together people in cyberspace with no real, live interpersonal skills. Well thanks a lot Myspace! I can't imagine how society could function without your interference. | | Books | Fine then. You win this round, Myspace. Tell me what my peers wish to know so that I can regurgitate my answers in these tiny spaces so that people I'll never meet can feel close to me. Oh boy, do I feel loved right now! The tingles are running through me like red wine on a work day. Thank the Lord in heaven that someone can prod my deepest thoughts and fears with the simplest of queries. What a magical time to be alive. | | Heroes | Spider Man |
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Cody Smith's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Hometown: | Scappoose, OR | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Education: | College graduate |
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About me:
 I am merely a man. A great man, but a man nonetheless. There is little that separates you and I. Sure, I'm hysterically funny, ridiculously pretty, and have particularly elegant toes, but I, like you, am a mere mortal. When I'm cut, I bleed neon orange just like everyone else. When I'm happy, my antennae wriggle with untold joy. When I'm angry, I transform into a hulking purple mass bent on destruction and chaos. Plus, I'm a pretty good bowler.
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Who I'd like to meet:
A grizzly bear with a grizzled personality, 23-yr-old Jesus, an insect with the capacity for reason, 78 mynah birds trained to sing 'I'm a yankee doodle dandee', and an 1870s silver prospector who speaks of making ends meet for his rather large family with a single tear sliding down his rugged cheek. Oh, and hot babes. Lots of hot babes.
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