About me: The Coffee Barn
Fresh Local Fast!
Drive Thru Coffee
Permanently Closed
Unfortanantly due to the poor economy we no longer can stay in buisness. The barn is closed
We are located right next to the Harley Davidson
on Pearl st.(route 15) in Essex, Vermont
So, I just wanted to check and see if you got the free songs/video download I messaged you about...? If you haven't yet, you can get your copy at www.gavinmikhail.com/freesongs - And, just so you know, it comes straight from my official gavinmikhail site (so there's no chance of viruses, etc... a few people have asked about that...). Anyway, let me know if you get it ok...
Thanks again for listening. I hope you're doing great...
Hey The Coffee Barn!! We are so stoked for you to see the music video for our song "What I Do". So here it is! Please let us know what you think, and if you dig it you should help us blow it up by watching it as often as you can and telling everyone you know about it. Thanks so much -Mark, Jarrod, Rich, TJ
SURPRISE SPECIAL EVENT TODAY ONLY!!!!! Take this opportunity to come down and visit Shady Lady to be pierced by one of the best! Thomas Blackfeather is making a surprise cameo appearance today to beautifully modify your body in the amazing way that only he can. Dont miss it! The elusive Blackfeather is a hard one to get ahold of, you'll be glad you let him poke you.
Grab your glass and get your seat, And I..ll tell you about Big-Ass Lil and Yukon Pete!
Now, Lil was the village queen, The fuckinest hoar you..d ever seen. While some girls fucked with grace and ease, Lil blew dick like the summer breeze. But when she fucked, she fucked for keeps, She piled her victims up in heaps.
There was a rumor ..round that town, That no man could put Lil..s ass down. But way up north, where twin rivers meet, Lived a one-balled half-breed, name Yukon Pete!
Pete was a dirty, motherless soul, Who fucked bears, sheep and woodchuck holes. He got a whip for Big-Ass Lil, Packed up his rubbers, and came down the hill. He strode into town on size 32 feet, Dragging sixteen yards of that red-hot meat!
Well, the scene was set at windy mill, By the brick shithouse, high on the hill. All the ladies came for a ringside seat, Just to watch that half-breed sink his meat.
Well, they fucked, and they fucked, and they fucked for hours, Uprooting trees, shrubs and flowers. Lil did front flips, back flips, stunts All unknown to most common cunts. But Pete caught on to every trick, And kept on pumping in more dick!
Then Lil gave Pete a hoarhouse squeeze That brought that half-breed to his knees. But Pete came back with a Yukon grunt That popped out her eyes, and split her cunt!
Well, Lil rolled over, cut two farts and sighed: ..Boys, I..ve been fucked,.. cut one more, and died. When they asked that half-breed of his amazing feat, He just said, ..Boys, I..m going back to the Yukon, and beat my meat
Hey Coffee Barn- On May 10, we will once again be in the studio with Mike Wilhide for 2 full hours previewing our new release "Springtime In Pottersville" from 8-10pm Live on the radio locally at Champ 101.3 FM or streaming worldwide at www.champrocks.com (click on "Listen Live"). Thanks for the Friendship, You ROCK! We sure do miss you.
I am sorry for spamming your page, but I really need your help. I am in Round Two of The TRCoA Unsigned Artist Competition. Help me get to Round Three by clicking my face and voting for me! Voting ends on May 6th, that’s only a few days away. It takes less than three seconds to vote, but it helps me out tremendously. Thanks for clicking on my face and voting HADJI!
Hey- We've got a new tune up, featuring Cliff on vocals. And.., don't forget to come check us out at Nectar's on 1/3/09 at 9pm. Thanks for the friendship-
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