Colétte-Elizabeth - The Thinking Man's Crumpet
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Colétte-Elizabeth Featherstone Dialogue should simply be a sound among other sounds; just something that comes out of the mouths of people, whose eyes tell the story in visual terms.

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GeneralIf I had a large amount of money, I should found a hospital for those whose grip upon the world is so tenuous that they can be severely offended by words and phrases yet remain all unoffended by the injustice, violence and oppression that howls daily.

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Hometown:Blackpool, Lancashire.
Zodiac Sign:Virgo



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About me:
Image hosting by Photobucket How'do?! ;) Yes, I'm that treasure of Northern charm, here to tell you a little story. Although, I do love to write; I mostly journal in private. I think of it as writing yourself a letter to help get stuff off of your chest without feeling a sense of consequence. Working in Psychiatry, many would say that journaling is a useful tool in compartmentalising how you process your day. It's different for everyone but it works nicely enough for me.
Who I'd like to meet:
.... perhaps I'd like to meet myself one year from now, but only if I couldn't recognise myself as me. That way, it would be a pleasant surprise, as if meeting a stranger you totally identify and feel safe with.

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Megan is slowly returning to asskickery.

Megan is slowly returning to asskickery.



Nov 27 2009 2:31 AM

Colette have you moved yet!!!? I've missed your daily updates too. My neighbors finally encrypted and went IP specific, so hacking their passwords does no good anymore :( Thinking about maybe connecting myself up to the world legally for Christmas :) Hope all is well with you & I will scheme a way this week to get you on IM at least. So much has happened & there must be DETAILS! lol

<3Megs

  
Adam

Adam



Nov 16 2009 9:01 PM

Mr. Wonderful

Mr. Wonderful



Oct 30 2009 9:36 PM




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Jonathan Charpentier



Sep 29 2009 5:37 PM


Spilt Milk>

Spilt Milk>



Sep 28 2009 3:37 AM



I would very much be the voice of calm reason.  I actually tell people NOT to get tatoos and things like that.

But as to any real advice, people would generally be better off doing the opposite of whatever I suggest because I really don't know what i'm talking about most of the time.

Good luck in your reclocate.

Tell me how it goes.  
Megan is slowly returning to asskickery.

Megan is slowly returning to asskickery.



Sep 20 2009 8:48 PM

Colette you look like a Bond girl.
Better, more concise comment
Megan is slowly returning to asskickery.

Megan is slowly returning to asskickery.



Aug 17 2009 3:39 AM

If you delete your Myspace I will have Tom as a top friend. As I haven't hung out with Tom in a loooong time, or like, ever- I think this move is ill advised.

Besides, without the space how will you harass me to get my visa & shots together & take this show on the road!? More importantly- how will I harass you for details about a certain "HAWD BAHSTID"!!!???

Do you see how defecting to Farcebook could (like the flap of a butterfly's wings on the Serengeti plains) inadvertently trigger a chain of events heading to the Apocalypse!!?? DO YOU!?!?!?!?!?!!!?

~Megs<3

PS-  I won't get everything, per se, but did set up a sort of domino effect of "coincidental unfortunate events" that would go on autopilot should it come to this ;P Fear not. TIIIIIIIMMMMBER...lol

Carwin Biloquist

Carwin Biloquist



Aug 10 2009 5:31 PM

It's weird.  I got another friend request from you...wait maybe it was for the other profile.  :)
Megan is slowly returning to asskickery.

Megan is slowly returning to asskickery.



Aug 3 2009 11:53 AM

In my estimation you are KILLING at that interview right about now. See, see, you are good enough, smart enough & gosh darnit people like you.

If it worked for Stewart Smalley... :D
Adam

Adam



Jul 9 2009 10:11 PM

Megan is slowly returning to asskickery.

Megan is slowly returning to asskickery.



Jun 30 2009 3:05 PM

Hello fabulous how did your surgery go? Interviews?
I'm in NY for a couple days for the bike's maiden voyage. Hangin on the boat today & catching up with old friends at our old Village haunts. Setting out tomorrow driving for 3 days to Austin, Texas to float the river, which apparently entails a whitewater rafting tube & cooler of booze. Bob had me at "booze." To be like the most cliche Americans ever, we're hitting a gun show on the 4th (Independence Day) & purchasing my 1st shotgun, which we did not buy in Vermont because the guy selling it kept talking about, "IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE..." ahaha & I was like dude I do geek "battle" with trap & skeet. lol
Are you seriously down for this!!?? We have a line on some cheap tickets & Shram left his staff there, so we'll have a cook & maid. We gotta take over the kitchen & get down Italian style- and you promised a roast! :P This trip is shaping up to be the polar opposite of my last Indian experience, but we should still have a blast. We'll make sure to get the railways pass for open air & hit the khadi emporium for a little authenticity :)
My friend also left us 2 motorcycles in Rajastan for exploring, so you can be my bitch HAHA.
YES! Innnnnnndddiiiiiiaaaaa :D
Can we get a few hundred glowsticks past customs for Goa? lol
I'm SO HAPPY that you're coming! :D
This is going to be EPIC!
~M<3
Frankie Fiddlesticks

Frankie Fiddlesticks



Jun 25 2009 8:13 AM

I knew you missed me.
Megan is slowly returning to asskickery.

Megan is slowly returning to asskickery.



Jun 16 2009 6:44 PM

Hello Miss. Colette :) Just settling in to catch up on your blog & finally send that letter & Myspazz ATE it :( So here's a quicky update & I owe you one:
1) procured awesome job investigating business fraud for a bank with 20 billion in assets
2) had pneumonia for a month
3) subsequently lost awesome job
4) found my dream job the next week managing a law office right down the street, in a state that allows you to take the bar exam sans law school if you put in time at a law office
5) studying for the bar exam
6) turned 27 last week & got a proper motorcyle & the best thing that ever happened to me- a Jack Russell/Pitbull puppy named Lucy InTheSkyWithDiamonds Limoggio from a shelter :D
7) becoming a certified skydiving instructor in 3 more jumps after July
8) backpacking Rajastan in February

I'm positive you're kicking ass as usual- but checking the blog to make sure :)
Are you coming over for Jordie's wedding?
~Megs<3
Alexander

Alexander



Jun 10 2009 12:34 PM

I've seen stones that turned out to be light as a feather but I've never met a feather as heavy as a stone.

The rest of your name is real pretty (and makes sense).
Adam

Adam



Jun 9 2009 10:17 PM

Aaaaaaron

Aaron Dietz



Jun 9 2009 8:25 PM

You're very welcome for the postcard (thanks for the ones you've sent me!). And if you have the longest and grandest name and address, it's only fitting.
Adam

Adam



May 28 2009 4:33 PM

A Carmine Carminative

A Carmine Carminative



May 14 2009 1:32 AM

That, rather. You needed to know what to take with you to the bank. And it is "that". Take that!
A Carmine Carminative

A Carmine Carminative



May 13 2009 9:58 PM

No no, silly woman, I deleted no one but myself and the old profile. This is my music page. And you can take to the bank, across the pond.
Terje T

Terje T



May 4 2009 11:03 AM

I am looking forward to seeing you again! Just a few days left! :)
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Jonathan Charpentier



May 1 2009 3:48 PM

joyeux 1er mai ! super méga teuf du travail ! lol

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Megan is slowly returning to asskickery.

Megan is slowly returning to asskickery.



Apr 15 2009 4:26 PM

Hello there cool chick :) Holy wow! I am plopping down little pieces of my response dissertation between shifts. lol
Agreed that the days of snail mail are sometimes missed :) I haven't corresponded like this since the lovely Miss. Jordie left MySpazz!
You are awesome, and you actually use the term "shag-piece" in everyday conversation, which means you are also hilarious :P LOL
Have a fabulous week & I will get this off as soon as my long-winded self can shut up. ahaha
~Megs<3
Adam

Adam



Apr 12 2009 11:44 AM

Mr. Wonderful

Mr. Wonderful



Apr 10 2009 10:57 AM



Megan is slowly returning to asskickery.

Megan is slowly returning to asskickery.



Apr 6 2009 4:33 PM

YES! Hello deary :) My computer was freezing up everytime I tried to send this, but YAY! We have success :)
My email is hockey8karma@hotmail.com
That will definitely work, and I'm looking forward to interesting psych ward anecdotes :)
How are you feeling these days? I hope you're on the mend and back on diva patrol. lol
Keep me updated and then I will have your email address as well, and promise not to forward anything that threatens your Uncle's Pediatrist's cat's wellbeing or eternal damnation for not forwarding within 30 seconds. YEAH! :)
xo
~Megs<3
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