colette
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47 years old
NEW YORK, New York
United States



Last Login: 4/16/2008
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Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:College graduate



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I am a New York based comic. I swear a lot. I have been called "unnecessarily crude." I do a comedy show once a month called: "The Shushie-Bush."
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Jun 12 2009 6:00 PM

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Mark





May 20 2008 12:53 AM

Hey colette, compare movies with me!





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CountryBear





Mar 17 2008 3:53 PM

Have a shot on the Hoff, baby!
Happy St. Paddy's Day!
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Deb





Mar 2 2008 7:20 AM

Loved your blog. I always enjoy a good Colette-mistaken-for-a-man story.
Jenifer





Feb 19 2008 9:40 PM

Now Mary EYE
CountryBear





Dec 30 2007 3:02 AM

i've been here before...love ya!
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Jeremy





Dec 28 2007 6:52 AM

You can delete those hacker comments on your site....Happy New Year!!! Check out the photos on my site from Jenifer's last night.....later, j
Jeremy





Dec 27 2007 4:08 AM

omg she is going to be so mad when she finds out these pictures got posted on myspace lol

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=10027854
Pembroke and Lu





Dec 21 2007 6:45 PM

Put your beads on, its time to sing a song
About the Hippie Christmas Eve
Pass the Chex Mix, crank the Hendrix,
Its way too early now to sleep

Seasons turning, bras are burning
Smell of patchouli in the air
Let it snow, we won’t go
Are those new dreadlocks in your hair?

Special fruit cake, that gets your mind baked
And it sets your spirits free
Feeling groovy, Zapruder movie
Lets all hug the Christmas tree

Time to pass out the presents, there’s enough for all of us
Let’s do something crazy and tie dye the VW bus
I don't want to be selfish, hope I get a new Bob Dylan song
Oh, look a framed picture of grandma, turned into a working bong

Hair is unkempt, stockings made of hemp
Protest signs of red and green
Letters to Santa sent, fuck the government
Gifts wrapped in High Times magazine

Christmas carols sung, by flower children
Mistletoe has been smoked away
When you are in the snow, we want you to know
We wish you a Hippie Holiday!
We wish you a Hippie Holi (don't forget to fight the power!) DAY!!!
George





Dec 16 2007 11:37 AM

lol have you seen these pics yet? im suprised her myspace didnt get deleted yet for posting pictures like that.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=125723
CountryBear





Dec 3 2007 2:20 AM

THE MAN says things he needs to say ...
happy holidays to you!
love you !!!

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Jeremy





Nov 22 2007 3:20 PM

Happy Thanksgiving!!! How was the Bush? Sorry I missed it. See you soon!!1
CountryBear





Oct 28 2007 1:52 AM

"yeah, buddy, i got your cocktail right here"

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Shauna Lane





Oct 17 2007 11:32 PM

William Blake





Oct 14 2007 3:43 AM

Love you, Nana!
Jenifer





Oct 8 2007 10:17 PM

Ahh the good ol' days Mare!!!
We were there....We were part of it....we WERE it!...Rock on Funny girl!!



Deb





Sep 30 2007 4:49 AM

Hey Colette,

Why is Tom one of your top friends? I bet you've never even met him.
Jenifer





Sep 30 2007 1:26 AM

Now Mary Eye!!!!
How do you handle a hungry man?
Mare I enjoyed listening to you talk to L E E about waste management!
Phil





Sep 26 2007 2:56 PM

So when is your next performance?
Amy





Aug 28 2007 1:22 PM

Did you see that Mark Cuban is going to be on Dancing With the Stars? More opportunities to share your story of him!!
William Blake





Aug 20 2007 6:04 AM

Why, Colette. The picture. NICE! If I weren't a gay man . . .
Jenifer





Aug 19 2007 11:44 AM

Mare, that pic looks HOT!!
Stella got her groove back and so did you and I!
I love you mare
0x0x
Anne Steele





Aug 19 2007 9:17 AM

Ok....just looking at that pic posted below.....and i wanted to say.....NICE TITS!!!!
Gruntled Employee





Aug 15 2007 4:01 AM

Ok, so, I was taking a look at some information about the Montreal Comedy Festival on their website, and I noticed this picture:

All I can say is . . . wow. If you weren't already married, I might be proposing at this point. ;) How can someone that funny also be that sexy? Is that even possible?!? :) Evidently, it is.
Karen





Aug 10 2007 9:42 PM

got an email from a friend saying she had to get gussied up for a wedding. #1 - i thought of you, "Queen of the Gussy Sack" #2 - i thought what the hell am i doing with friends that say they have to get gussied up?
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