HOLY FUCKING SHIT NATALIE PORTMAN HAS THE SAME SHIRT I HAVE THAT NO ONE ELSE HAS EVER HAD EVER!!!!!!!
THE DONKEY ATTITUDE
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The
animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried
to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the
animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up
anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the
donkey.
He invited all his neighbours to come over and help
him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel
dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what
was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's
amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked
down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With
each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was
doing something amazing. He would shake it off and
take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on
top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a
step up. Pretty soon,
everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the
edge of the well and happily trotted off!
MORAL :
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of
dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake
it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a
steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells
just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off
and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less
About me: I'm just Colin...need I say more?
ok fine... he's a little of what generic internet people think of me:
Colin:
Dove, peaceful (Latin)
Strong and virile (Irish)
You are a visionary with courage and enthusiasm if a little hasty at times. Your ambitious nature can be satisfied when you apply wisdom, patience and self-discipline to your vitality and zest. You have wonderful way with words and may be drawn to the communications arena where there is the potential for great success. Your generous and warm nature attracts many friends and loved ones.
Who I'd like to meet: Danny Blaylock. Wait...I know him. Well I guess I've accomplished that goal!
I live off of "Vintage row" on fourth. besides that's the fun part of living in Long Beach...it's always an adventure. ha. Let me know when you are in town!! Do you have my number?
And with that said.....there's a nifty wine bar around the corner from my house. lmao. Seriously I'll keep my eye out for spots in the neighborhood, if you are still considering Long Beach.
I must be a crack monkey. I said I was going to dress up... not so sure now. Most of my costumes are in the garage packed up in boxes since the move. I totally forgot about that. Eeek!
come home already!!! the suspense is too much!!! I know i speak for all x-mas show peeps when I say - WE MISS YOU!!! aaaannnnddd we can't wait to hear all about your adventures!!!
that's so cool you can measure stuff with your naked eye. i'm good - i don't have a mortgage, and i didn't put my money in the stock market. and your world traveling reminds me of a joke i read back in third grade. What did the earthworm say to her tardy son? Where in earth have you been?!
Smorbok made by hard wood and very weight. Tighten the chain which has a ring for prisoner who violate discipline or have bad habit. Then bring whom expose to the weather. But for movement it will be lift smorbok to one's body together.