Oh and I am pissed at you. WHY am I behind ugly shoes, a rolling hot dog and puppets on your friends list? I'm your best friend and I'm going DOWN on the list?
The planet is suffering from Natalie withdrawl and Lugnut makes light of this crisis?
Well the minor functionaries at AT&T are very unsympathetic vis-a-vis my plight. Strings are being pulled to get me a Crackberry like all the other cool kids have. I want pink or no go.
Jackie wants to see you and I do too so hurry up and come here! Ma said you were staying with her? WHY? LMU is drastically less inclined to piddle on your bed than she was last time. She was a puppy then for God's sake. Stay with me!!!!! How can we go out and pick up men if you go home to MY Mom's? We are going out and find you a worthwhile man. And one for me too! And NOT at Bingo night at Amberleigh. You all can stop that small attempt at humor like yesterday.
OK I lost my phone. No idea where it is. I looked all over for it and it isn't in the house. If you were trying to call me I'm not going to answer. When you can summon the strength drop me a line.
Thanks. Dedicating a photo to your best friend is great. Dedicating a photo of the Cotton Candy Color Condom Store, GROSS. What will people think of me? HUH?
Hurry home I can't get used to NOT being able to text you all day. I'm being worked to death here. UGH.
The little dog is not saying help me, he's saying "I'm so adorable you just can't stand it."
Hey Missy, I called you and it went to voice mail. TURN YOUR PHONE ON!! I need to speak to you and I expect you to leap to the phone. THEN I called again and the same thing. Where are you? Torturing somebody? Listening to Bicuspid roundup, reading Bleeding Gums Digest? ANSWER YOUR PHONE!! I NEED TO BE LISTENED TO!!!!
And no Lugnut I didn't fire MU. How could I fire the best dog in the world? How's Yogi? You two paling around?
Please Lugnut! I'm supposed to keep track of who's NOT dead now? Yogi is not in my orbit so I don't have to think about him AT ALL. Part of being me is deciding what's worthy of my attention. I have so many of you quaint little people vying for my attention I just can't pay attention to everyone. That's what staff is for. The uninformed member of staff has been sacked and I'm moving forward as perfect as always.
It's so hard to be you when faced with the impossible perfection of me. Poor, poor Lugnut.
One isn't real and the other one is dead. That's how yogi is Lugnut. And I don't think you can help either unless you're Dr. Frankennut.
See, I'm personable. I could have poo poo'd you off due to the fact that you are NOT the center of the Universe, merely a teensy asteroid. But I didn't, I'm awesome that way. Even to the Little People!
YOU CREEP! You've told everyone? is there a village in Equador that doesn't know? YES Lugnut I KNOW he doesn't live in a park. And I know someone told you all about my innocent little mistake too. That someone is a totally CRAPPY friend and deserves to die listening to Britney's greatest hits volume 12. Hell for you will be a room full of accordions playing Oops I did it again FOREVER!
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Jul 4 2009 3:44 PM
I'm being nice, OK?
Jul 3 2009 1:23 AM
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Jun 26 2009 2:43 PM
Well the minor functionaries at AT&T are very unsympathetic vis-a-vis my plight. Strings are being pulled to get me a Crackberry like all the other cool kids have. I want pink or no go.
Jackie wants to see you and I do too so hurry up and come here! Ma said you were staying with her? WHY? LMU is drastically less inclined to piddle on your bed than she was last time. She was a puppy then for God's sake. Stay with me!!!!! How can we go out and pick up men if you go home to MY Mom's? We are going out and find you a worthwhile man. And one for me too! And NOT at Bingo night at Amberleigh.
SCHOOL IS OVER FOR ME!!!
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Jun 9 2009 1:43 PM
Jun 8 2009 4:30 AM
Hurry home I can't get used to NOT being able to text you all day. I'm being worked to death here. UGH.
The little dog is not saying help me, he's saying "I'm so adorable you just can't stand it."
Jun 4 2009 2:37 AM
Jun 1 2009 11:22 PM
Jun 1 2009 11:17 PM
And no Lugnut I didn't fire MU. How could I fire the best dog in the world? How's Yogi? You two paling around?
May 28 2009 4:10 AM
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May 27 2009 1:54 PM
It's so hard to be you when faced with the impossible perfection of me. Poor, poor Lugnut.
May 20 2009 9:06 PM
May 20 2009 6:56 PM
May 20 2009 6:53 PM
See, I'm personable. I could have poo poo'd you off due to the fact that you are NOT the center of the Universe, merely a teensy asteroid. But I didn't, I'm awesome that way. Even to the Little People!
May 19 2009 10:26 PM
May 19 2009 8:26 PM
Don't you have to save a life somewhere Lugnut?