Accidentally trapping your nipples in a door whilst being beaten around the spine by a badger with a large cooked ham saying their massaging you but you know their just satisfying their ham style human beating urge whilst that carefully if but precariously stacked pile of cadburys fingers falls squarely on your little toe thusly nullifying the days work and causing a hairline fracture which unfortunately being the least of your injuries as now even the flocking midgets are sticking bamboo up your fingernails {PAUSE}
Thirty secong chunks is the way
Born in Sheffield/Scunthorpe the band were formed way back in the mists of time somewhere around November 2000. In December 2000 two of the original members, the Bass player and rhythm guitarist, quit the week before the first gig! John and Ritchie, the remaining members, set about song writing and recording. They messed around with songs but never played a single gig. They needed a third member.
The search for a bass player was long and hard, but in September 2001 Liam was recruited. The line-up now consisting of John on Guitar/Vox, Ritchie on Drums/Vox and Liam on Bass/Vox. It was decided that Colorpool would remain a three piece and would concentrate solely on original material.
Today Colorpool are a hardworking band who also get a real buzz from performing. Lively and energetic the music is ORIGINAL, tight aggressive guitar driven garage rock, with funky bass lines, rock steady beats and melodies youll be humming all week whilst our stage antics have often been described as organised insanity, chaos and general mayhem. Main influences are guitar bands ranging from the Beatles through to Nirvana, Primus, Foo fighters and many more.
Now armed with a manager and lots of new material the band are set to go all the way..........
THE BIG SUN VINTAGE FAIR AT THE LUCORUM!
SUNDAY THE 9TH AUGUST
All your favorite vintage trends brought direct to your doorstep!
Jackets, Skinny's, Scarfs, hats, dresses, Leathers, shirts and t's! Tracky Tops!
AT THE VERY BEST PRICES!
Just reminding you all of our gig in Leeds @ Sandinista this Wednesday, 8.30pm
If you cant make it, why not catch us this Saturday at Lock Park, Barnsley, where we will be playing on the main stage at BOM Fest. We shall be on at 12.30pm
New songs are up and they sound fantastic, come a drop by for a listen and let us know what you think. Also just to let you all know that our LP (Recovery) will be on sale via our myspace or picked up free from any of our upcoming gig's from 13th June.
The year is 1987, and NASA launches the last of America's deep space probes. In a freak mishap, Ranger 3, and its pilot Captain William "Buck" Rogers, are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support system and returns Buck Rogers to Earth 500 years later.
[new choons on our page ... keep an eye out for our album launch we want you there] iThankThee
Just though I'd let you know that July the 12th me and the old girl are gettin hitched. On the weekend after to celebrate we are havin a good old fashioned ska/punk/dub/rock all dayer and it would be wicked if you guys could do us the pleasure of playing said do! If you up for it let us know and book it in your Diary(ah)! (either way if you cant play it would be great to see you guys come down and get wankered with us anyway!)
Hi guys, thought you might be interested in reading the following review of your gig in Lincoln last night HERE, there's also a link to more photos from the night at the bottom of the review.
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