Josh and Theo, thank you for the hat. It's been warm enough here that I haven't needed to wear it but, hey thanks. I have your number but, if you guys end up moving out to Oregon give me an update. And if you ever get to Kansas City or vicinity look me up, I'm in the book.*
Pick up the internet, I'm on. Mail me some shirts and I'll pass them out to all the homeless at the train station. That's how bands get big over here. You'd think Eagle Seagull was like the company hired to clean the place and all the employees were taking a smoke break all the time, the way it looks. I can change that. Also, I forgot all your phone numbers because I don't have a phone anymore. I use the internet now. So pick up!
I knew he was going to say that that set of letters was an acronym, but when he actually did it was funnier than I could have imagined. Great stuff. Great. Stuff.