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Jeff Green
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV
Do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.

Male
95 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login: 7/16/2009
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BioFor bookings please email: info@offthekerb.co.uk For corporate inquiries email: fay@offthekerb.co.uk Award winning comedian Jeff Green has established himself as one of the most popular comics working in the UK today. Jeff’s razor-sharp observations combined with an abundant natural charm have marked him out as one of the brightest talents on the British comedy scene. In 1994 Jeff was nominated for the prestigious Perrier Award at the Edinburgh festival. He also hosted The Comedy Club (LWT) and toured with Jo Brand. 1996 proved to be a great year for Jeff with a sell out solo tour of the UK and a 45 minute television special - Jeff Green Live (ITV) which was recorded at Her Majesty’s Theatre in London’s West End. In 1997 Jeff took Australia by storm, playing to sell-out audiences at the Melbourne and Sydney comedy festivals. He also had his second ITV special Jeff Green-Up West which was recorded at The Gielgud Theatre in London’s West End. 1998 saw Jeff writing and performing his third Christmas special on ITV - You’re Only Human with Jeff Green as well as his first sell out West End run - Love Bites at the Apollo Theatre. Rounding off the Millennium in 1999 Jeff made his 4th appearance on The Clive James Show; his 3rd appearance on BBC1’s They Think it’s All Over and a record breaking 5th spot on BBC2’s Never Mind the Buzzcocks Jeff enjoyed a sell-out run the 2000 Edinburgh Fringe Festival. 2001 saw Jeff touring his new stand up show across the UK and Australia, record a full length Comedy Store special for Channel 5. In 2002 Jeff enjoyed another sell out run in Edinburgh, toured the UK & Australia with his new stand up show and was seen on BBC1’s Jo Brands Hot Potatoes as team captain. Rounding off the year he released his first book: The A-Z of Living Together which went to no 5 in the Sunday Times best sellers list, staying in the top 10 for 5 weeks and selling 125,000 copies. He also found time to release his first CD: Jeff Green - Debauched Cherub. In 2003 he has performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, finished his follow-up book: The A-Z of Being Single and recorded a live video from London’s West-End - Back from the Bewilderness. In 2004 Jeff performed again at the Edinburgh fringe and toured the UK with his live stand-up show ’From A-Z’. In 2005 Jeff wrote his third book: The A-Z of Having a Baby (published Nov 2 2006 through Little Brown) In 2006/7 he recorded two series of ’The Green Guide to Life’ for BBC Radio 2 and toured the UK and Australia with his stand-up show ’Personal’. In 2007 he has appeared on BBC1’s Celebrity Masterchef and recorded his third series of the ‘The Green Guide to Life’ for BBC Radio 2 (aired 30th August 2007 for six weeks). He is currently appearing at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival with his new show, then touring Australia til October 2009.
WebsiteUnder reconstruction
TV ShowsJeff Green - Live, Jeff Green - Up West, Clive James on TV, (All ITV) Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Have I Got News For You, Celebrity Masterchef (All BBC2), The News Quiz, 4 Stands Up (BBC Radio 4), The Green Guide to Life (BBC Radio 2), They Think It’s All Over, Jo Brand’s Hot Potatoes, The One Show (All BBC1), The Comedy Store (Five)
AlbumsDebauched Cherub -Jeff Green 2002 Back From The Bewilderness - Jeff Green 2003 Personal From A-Z - Jeff Green 2008

     Jeff Green's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Hometown:Chester
Body type:0' 1"
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:Comedian, Writer


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frank





Jun 2 2009 8:50 AM

hello mr. green,......

long time no see....how are you sir ???

i'm doing some felt-tip-penning today,....
making little frank some new bodies !...



thank you for being mymyspace ace friend,....
and i'll try and keep you up-to-date on my
fantastic semi-proffessional show-biz-ness career.

best regards
frank sidebottom
www.franksworld.co.uk



p.s. did you see my "morrissey's 50th" blog ?.
mel





May 25 2009 7:23 AM

hey jeff how r u? it was a really grate show that u did last night ur really funny ur awesome! :P
Jo





May 8 2009 2:22 PM

That should have said terribly boring procedure lol
Jo





May 8 2009 2:19 PM

Hey Jeff
I recently had to go to hospital for a scan - the letter I received said that it could take up to an hour so if I'd like to take some CD's to listen to they'd play them for me.

So, obviously, I took my Jeff Green CD Collection with me to help pass the time :-D

Didn't take long before half the Nuclear Medicine Dept who were in the room with me were doubled over laughing. I was nearly in danger of not getting my CD's back you went down that well.

My only problem was trying to lie completely still whilst laughing!

Really lightened up what could have been a terrible boring procedure!

Jo x
Wasted in Shoreham: A dark & ironic musical comedy





May 1 2009 12:53 PM

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An ironic cautionary tale...
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Apr 21 2009 9:59 PM

Thanks for the add!

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Apr 16 2009 8:12 AM

well if it isn't mr jeff green.

hows life in melbourne making everyone laugh hysterically??

you haven't seen the last of the mirrors truth aka kids with hair!
Marcello Lisi





Apr 15 2009 4:22 PM

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To your Success,

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Apr 15 2009 12:10 AM



hi
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James





Apr 11 2009 1:24 AM

Hi, check out my new book, THE KURRAGANS!

http://www.booksonboard.com/index.php?BODY=viewbook&BOOK=428685

Enjoy,
J
Karen ღ





Apr 6 2009 4:23 PM

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I hope your monday wasnt too stressful : )

Enjoy your evening my friend

Love & hugs always

Karen xxxxxxx
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Apr 5 2009 1:38 PM

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Mar 5 2009 12:52 AM

oh cobblers...did i miss your birthday Jeff ? im pants arent i ?...soz : (

Hows things with you & yours anyway hun ? all good i hope ?

Nice to see you online : )

When you coming back to Bristol then we we can have a laff ?

Love to ya mate...im off to bed zzz

Karen xxxxxxxx
idoru





Feb 23 2009 9:48 PM

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Feb 18 2009 11:33 PM

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Karen ღ





Feb 13 2009 8:22 PM

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Wishing you a wonderful Valentines day ♥

Love & hugs to you as always

xXxX Karen XxXx
idoru





Feb 13 2009 5:45 PM

Raised in Smokey Bacon..Lovely...Skateing at Deeside leisure Center...Nice One..Collecting glasses in Wrexham...Fantastic....My new Myspace friend....Textbook...
The Rogue's Gallery





Jan 30 2009 2:39 AM

Heya Jeffy ole boy!

Welcome to 2009 (abit belated). What lays in store? Flying Cars, monkey butlers, jet packs, advance sexy robotic maids? Well sadly none of that (sexy robo maids are still in their sexy infancy), what we do have is a new episode of the rogues gallery! Jacky and Richy return for your listening pleasure to talk about the usual crap; including worst jobs in the world, life according to a Dungeons and Dragons fanatic and the Inaugural Brisbane Comedy festival.

Anyway promises to be fun. So visit us and spread the mirth!

Adios,

Richy
The Rogues Gallery, QLD
Colinloves





Jan 1 2009 10:00 AM

Cheers Jeff.

Hope you got a little something for the London massive this year.
Karen ღ





Dec 31 2008 9:31 AM

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Hiya Jeff

Thank you for all your love,support & friendship in 2008

Lets all hope we have a fantastic 2009...Happy new year to you & yours !!!

Love to you always

Karen xxxxx
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Dec 23 2008 5:08 PM

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Have a Rockin Lil' Xmas!,..D ;)
Karen ღ





Dec 23 2008 12:48 PM

PMSL...you looney lol !

wishing you & yours a great christmas & new years aswell : )

cant wait to see you back in bristol again...this time i gotta get my piccy taken with you too !

love n hugs Jeff

Karen xxxxxx
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Dec 1 2008 11:00 PM

You were amazing at the gig tonight in Bristol : )

Want to buy some pet insurance ? hee hee

Love & hugs

Karen xxxxx
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Nov 28 2008 1:04 PM

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ! its a hot date lol...i'll see you monday & you can take the mickey out of my bristolian accent like you did last time : )

have a good weekend Jeff

Karen xxxx
Julie





Nov 27 2008 10:56 PM

We're looking forward to Saturday!!
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