I STILL HATE MYSPACE

And always have. But I kinda like Facebook so add me as a friend over there instead.

For those who don't know me or for those who do and are wondering where the hell I've been lately... After years of touring as a standup comic, I fell into an even seedier career: professional poker player. I play mostly online tournaments. Any job you can do from your bed, your toilet or even your shower (done that a couple times) is a great job. That's right- life's primo jobs are Internet poker player and hooker. I still work the road a bit but don't have much use for LA's 10 minute showcase spots.

I maintain a blog called People are Idiots. It's probably about you so please, check it out.

Who I'd like to meet:

God. It's the only way to make me a believer.

Who I don't want to meet:

The three bachelors sent to me by misMatch.com

Bachelor ..1

Bachelor ..2

Bachelor ..3

Current top 8:

Kindred spirits

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