Anything to do with laughter. Traveling to strange places other people have never heard of. Visiting my family. Savoring the moments you know you'll think about again and again, like teaching a kid to ride a bike or walking them into their first day of school. Working with my hands. Building or destroying things both appeal to me. Real Estate. The stock market. Tennis. Golf. My checking account. Computer problems. Free food. Seeing how many miles I can put on my car. Telling war stories about my drinking days. Naps in the afternoon. Watching movies but not tv. Poker. Walking for fun but not excercise. Gasoline prices. Auctions. Coffee. Mountains and the ocean.
Music
Although I hardly listen to them anymore my favorite band since 1993 has been the Barenaked Ladies. Love 'em. If I was forced to pick a favorite song it'd be Brian Wilson. Lately in the car I've been listening to this cd of lounge music my friend gave me. I love this song by Bobby Darrin that's on there but I don't know what it's called cause it's just on a CD-R. I hate when people say they like all kinds of music but I too don't lean real heavy towards any one genre.
Movies
I guess I know how people at the Oscars feel about leaving somebody out now. I love movies and I'll probably put all the wrong ones and I'm not gonna edit this everyday so here goes nothing.... Ray, Dead Poets Society, Braveheart, Raising Arizona, Good Will Hunting, Boogie Nights, Bachelor Party, Saturday Night Fever, Uncle Buck, Goodfellas, Casino, Christmas Vacation, The Toxic Avenger, Blow, Fletch, The Deer Hunter, Revenge of the Nerds, Color of Money, King Pin, Saving Silverman, Office Space, Napolean Dynamite, Scarface, Up in Smoke, The Shining, The Goonies, Purple Rain, Breakfast Club, Karate Kid, The Blues Brothers, Animal House, Princess Bride, Swingers, Shawshank Redemtion, Million Dollar Baby, The list goes on and on....
Television
I try to not watch to much tv. Married with Children is frickin' hilarious though. My mom gave the first season of 24 on DVD to watch and that totally sucked me in. Nip/Tuck and Rescue Me give me something to do on tuesday night if I'm not working.
Books
I own some and I've read some. I tend to gravitate more towards non-fiction matter. If it's about a historical event I'll probably read it. If it's made up it bores me quickly. Example: I just finished Silence of the Lambs, a great book and it took me about 4 months to finish. I read a book about the sinking of the U.S.S. Indianapolis and I was done with that in about two days and pissed it wasn't longer.
Heroes
joe tyler's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Networking
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Minneapolis
Body type:
5' 9" / Average
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:
Leo
Smoke / Drink:
No / No
Children:
Someday
Education:
Some college
Occupation:
Stand up comic
joe tyler's Schools
Blaine Sr.
Blaine,Minnesota
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Tennis, Deca, showing up late
The quick skinny is I grew up on the north side of the Minneapolis suburbs. School was a breeze. I grew up like every other person thinking I was bound for greatness. A few years as an adult and you realize maybe life is just meant to be survived but not too fast. I left Minneapolis to conquer the world of radio and spent 7 years bouncing around the midwest jumping from one station to the next trying to make my mark. I think the only real mark I made was on the expense accounts of certain record company reps. We had a good time but I don't think I left much of an impression on the radio world. All kinds of talent but no direction. I guess it was the wrong dream because at the last station I was at our breakroom led right into a comedy club and ultimately my new passion. It didn't take long for me to start hanging around open mic night writing jokes. One monday afternoon meeting with the program director and I was free to tell jokes full time. I was later offered a pretty lucrative job in radio back in my hometown but made the tough choice of turning it down to persue this comedy nonsense. Not once have I regretted it. Every day is different and it suits me well since I get bored with mundane routines real easy. Another day, another dollar, another 2000 miles on the car.
Who I'd like to meet: The president. No particular one but I'd like to say "I met the President." Elvis even though we have been having a tough time tracking him down. Richard Pryor would have made me speechless. Is somebody going to read this that can make this happen or am I just wasting my breath?
Antonio Hoyos will be joining us on the 16th of June, appearing as "The Great Antoine!"
We are delighted that this great comedic performer can join our line-up.
The Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show will be appearing at The Laugh Factory, 8001 Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood! One show at 8:00 PM.
Pop will be joined by Professor Dave Bourne and the Medicine Show Band, Rob Zabrecky, Sophie Evans, Antonio Hoyos, Phil Van Tee and Pop's Candy Girls for a wonderful show of Old Time Music, magic, comedy and variety.
It'll make you feel better!
Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door.
19th Century Attire Welcome!
You can buy tickets at LaughFactory.com or call: 323-6561336 ext 1.
Due to Squishy Fan requests, I am proud to announce, this year, Stanfords Comedy Club will host Squishy Man's launch of his 2009 National Comedy Tour." Traveling Therapist, "Comedy Clinician" - Bringing Therapy To The Masses. One Stage At A Time.
Show Dates: January 14-18, 2009
============== COMEDIAN SQUISHY MAN ============== Comedy Clinician, Traveling Therapist... Bringing Therapy to the Masses. One Crowd at a time! ================================================== Stanfords Comedy Club @ Legends 1867 Village West Pkwy Ste D-201 Kansas City, KS 66111 913-400-7500
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Make sure to be in attendance for the awe inspiring spectacle which is this event. On the evening of September 27th (this Saturday) at 8p.m. a few select and brave men, with tenacity and vigor approach the hallowed stage of Crossroads at Grinders (417 E. 18th St. KCMO) to bring you entertainemt of a life affirming nature. Be prepared to have your senses assaulted and mind bended. In a world wher... LOOK there will be kick ass bands and two AWESOME comics. Don't miss it. Comics: Me of course: www. myspace. com/michaelgomezcomedian and Dustin Kaufman: www. myspace. com/dustinkaufman. Bands:Kansas City Hitmen:www. myspace. com/thekansascityhitmen, The Cowtown Playboys: www. myspace. com/cowtownplayboys, Steel Wool Mill: www. myspace. com/steelwoolmill, Under The Black Sails: www. myspace. com/blacksails and Mama Soul Kitchen
Go fuck yourself....and I mean that in the nicest way to tell someone to have intercourse by themselves with themselves....Happy Beerthday ya chooch bag!
The quick skinny is I grew up on the north side of the Minneapolis suburbs. School was a breeze. I grew up like every other person thinking I was bound for greatness. A few years as an adult and you realize maybe life is just meant to be survived but not too fast. I left Minneapolis to conquer the world of radio and spent 7 years bouncing around the midwest jumping from one station to the next trying to make my mark. I think the only real mark I made was on the expense accounts of certain record company reps. We had a good time but I don't think I left much of an impression on the radio world. All kinds of talent but no direction. I guess it was the wrong dream because at the last station I was at our breakroom led right into a comedy club and ultimately my new passion. It didn't take long for me to start hanging around open mic night writing jokes. One monday afternoon meeting with the program director and I was free to tell jokes full time. I was later offered a pretty lucrative job in radio back in my hometown but made the tough choice of turning it down to persue this comedy nonsense. Not once have I regretted it. Every day is different and it suits me well since I get bored with mundane routines real easy. Another day, another dollar, another 2000 miles on the car.
