I am an aspiring comedian in the Twin Cities. I love meeting new and interesting people and finding out what makes them tick.
I have performed at the following clubs:
Acme,
Grumpy’s Minneapolis,
Grumpy’s Coon Rapids,
The Shortstop,
T.J. Finnegan’s in Mankato,
The Joke Joint Comedy Club,
The Corner Bar.
Segment Producer: Tone E. Fly Morning Show KTTB-FM B96
Continuity Director: Fly Tv as seen on Channel 8 the CW at 12:05 am
Website
tiffanynorton.com
Influences
Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Kathy Griffin, Whoopi, Bill Murray and Madaline Cohn.
Discussing politics, Comedy, Writing, Drinking, Drag Racing and of course saying inappropriate things and inappropriate times!
Music
I like everything from Keith Sweat to David Allen Coe.
Movies
Spinal Tap, Caddyshack, Raising Arizona, PCU, Gone with the Wind, Rocky 1-4, Blazing Saddles, The Jerk, Mr. Mom, Crazy People.
Television
I am the continuity director for a very cool show..Fly TV.
We are on weekly at 12:05 Monday thru Thursday and on at 11:35 Friday Nights
Check out a this episode...the gal interviewing Lauren Conrad should look familiar.
http://v2.b96hiphop.com/avc-view.aspx?videoid=229&categoryid=1
Check out the Tone E. Fly Morning Show KTTB B96 96.3 6am-10am!
Books
"I hope they serve beer in hell" by Tucker Max
"The 4 agreements" by Don Miguel Ruiz
"Failing Forward" John Maxwell
"Tipping Point" by Malcom Gladwell
Heroes
Ali, Oprah, Kathy Griffin, Carl Weathers, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Barack Obama, Don Miguel Ruiz, Barbara Walters, Whoppi and Chelsea Handler.
About me: I love to meet new people and see new places. I also love traveling with my best friends...cigarettes and wine! I am a stand up comedian in the Twin Cities area of Minnesota.
Who I'd like to meet: Kathy Griffin, David Spade, Dave Chappelle, Carl Weathers, Arnold Schwartzeneger, Sylvester Stallone, Oprah, Whooppi, Nelson Mandella, Michael McDonald and any open minded people that love to laugh.
See Hairball FREE OF CHARGE @ POV's in Andover this Sunday, July 12th! That's right... NO COVER! PLUS... 2 for 1 on bottles, taps, wells and calls from 7-10 PM! It's POV's Annual Customer Appreciation Night! They wanna thank all y'all for 15 great years!
Blood Root Mother will be playing at Trocaderos in Minneapolis on Friday, June 26th. I cannot stress enough how awesome this show will be!! We're playing with three of the sweetest local rock bands: Claret, Niobium and Casanatra. If you haven't heard these guys, check them out immediately! Please come to this show!!
I recommend stopping by during happy hour for two for one drinks along with free buffet, which is delicious. We'll be hanging out at Trocs all night, so come by and chill/party with us :)
Again, here's the event info:
Friday, June 26th Trocaderos 107 3rd Ave N Minneapolis, MN 18+ // $6 // 8pm
Please come out and support some great local music!! Music starts at 9:30pm, we should go on around midnight. Invite your friends, pile into a car (or a party bus), and together we will make this one of the highlights of the summer :)
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Subject: ENcapsulated Questions Of The Day: If China...?
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Body: + If China, Libya and Viet Nam, why not Cuba?
+ Is Cuba paying a higher price that is manifested as a direct consequenc
Tonight @ Mad Jack's in Vadnais Heights, we are doing our weekly open mic. Just wanted to drop a bulletin to let you guys know, this has been a great room, and great crowds so far. The owners have been pleased, and have been very good to us along the way.
If you haven't done this room before, I hope you come out tonight. Showtime is between 9:30 pm and 10 pm. ALL comics are welcome. If you come out and perform, you get FREE all you can eat fajitas. Pretty awesome food.
All types of comedy are encouraged. I want this to be a good show each week, and in order to do that we need some fresh faces.
THANKS FOR THE ADD! We appreciate each one of our loyal fans! Please take the time to listen to our new songs we have posted and let us know what you think! Which one is your favorite? Be on the look-out for our new CD due out soon!!!!!!!! And Again......THANK YOU! Without our fans we are just 5 guys with instruments! ~FLATRATE OUT~
NO COVER, FREE BEER & $2 DRINKS This Saturday @ Jerseys in Inver Grove Heights!
Just thought you might want to know that.
We are playing the show. We are also playing tonight at Mainstreets in Hopkins. Last time we played there it was a sellout so it should be a great party again. Hope you can join us at either show. Have a GREAT weekend!!!!!!
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The AMOUNT of material you must be gathering this week. How do you keep your head from exploding??? I am fearful that you will fall into a comedy writer coma and wake up in January.
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