Peter Cohen
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27 years old
Denver, COLORADO
United States
Last Login: 12/10/2009
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Peter Cohen's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | I'm Peter. I am a former United States Marine. Which is weird 'cause I'm Jewish. There's like one Jewish guy out of 1000 Marines, so I'm rare, well medium rare, like a delicious rib-eye. I'm kind of weird. I don't drink or do drugs, but it's not like you'd be able to tell. I was born and raised in Denver. I started doing comedy at music open mic's at dive bars in November of 2003, then in the spring of 2004 I immersed myself into the Denver comedy scene. Comedy has not always been pretty, as Greg Baumhauer says, "Peter Cohen is the only one has been able to bomb in Iraq and here". But, I have a lot of fun doing stand-up and I'm actually pretty fuckin' funny. Oh yeah, and I'm left handed too. | | Influences | George Carlin, Dennis Miller, Bill Maher, Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, Denis Leary, Ellen Degeneres, Jamie Foxx, Dave Chapelle, Larry Miller, Patrice O'Neal, Steven Wright, Louis CK, Andrew Orvedahl, Donna Ayers. |
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Peter Cohen's Interests
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| General | Stand-up Comedy. writing, banter, making witty comments that no one else thinks is funny. Eating. I used to be a cook when I was going to school, I love eating, I like trying new stuff, ethnic foods, sushi, etc. I love gourmet coffee.
Politics, love discussing politics and the media and current events.
When I get more time, I'd love to start freelance writing again. | | Music | Neil Young, Metallica, Talking Heads, The Clash, Sheryl Crow, Bad Company, Indigo Girls, Melissa Etheridge, Eric Clapton, Norah Jones, Megadeth, Led Zeppelin, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Joe Satriani, the Gorillaz, Tom Petty, Stevie Nicks, Tad Benoit, Jimi Hendrix, Muddy Waters, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Bruce Springsteen, R.E.M., GreenDay, the Grateful Dead, Darryl Worley, Fleetwood Mac, Rodney Brannigan (full contact folk music), U-2, Bush, Jimi Hendrix, Emilio Emilio, Natalie Merchant, 311, AC/DC, the Scorpions, Beastie Boys, L'il Jon. Really just a lot classic rock, old heavy metal, old rock, blues, lotsa blues, some old punk, whatever is new that does not suck. New shit that doesn't suck is a hard find. | | Movies | Fight Club, Total Recall, Star Wars, Jerry Maguire, Top Gun, Star Trek (all of them), the Matrix trilogy, Indiana Jones, Animal House, Swingers, Finding Nemo, Blow, Boogie Nights, Office Space, Scarface, Stripes, Groundhog Day, the Lethal Weapons, the DieHards | | Television | the Simpsons, Real Time with Bill Maher, American Chopper, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Will and Grace, the Ultimate Fighter, Prison Break, House, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, the Daily Show, SNL, South Park, Star Trek, X-files, Rescue Me. | | Books | The Way of the Peaceful Warrior (Dan Millman), the Sacred Journey of the Peaceful Warrior (Dan Millman), Jarhead (Anthony Swofford), The Prince of Tides (Pat Conroy), The Lords of Discipline (Pat Conroy), the Corps series(W.E.B. Griffin), Silly Putty and Napalm (George Carlin), When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops? (George Carlin), Brain Droppings (George Carlin), Comic Insights (Franklin Ajaye), When You Ride Alone, You Ride With Bin Laden (Bill Maher), Drug War Addiction (Sheriff Bill Masters), Skin City (Jack Sheehan), Leading With My Chin (Jay Leno), tons more | | Heroes | My Dad, George Carlin, Robert Schimmel, Gunny Brumbaugh (USMC), Anthony Swofford(Author of Jarhead), Dan Millman (Author of The Way of the Peaceful Warrior), Denis Leary, Ellen Degeneres, Rabbi Rami Shapiro, Sheriff Bill Masters, Bill Maher, Bill Hicks, Lewis and Floorwax, Uncle Nasty. |
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Colorado Performs, Myspace Libertarians, The Comedy Zone comedy clubs, Stand up comedy beginners, THE GROOVEHAWGS, Standup Comics, Myspace Jews, Denver Comic's Green room
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Peter Cohen's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Denver | | Body type: | 5' 7" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Jewish | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / No | | Children: | Love kids, but not for me | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | Student | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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Peter Cohen's Schools
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Golden High School
Golden,Colorado
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: the Football Team, the Wrestling Team, I did all of the jock/meat-head activities instead of what I should have done, theatre.
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Peter Cohen's Companies
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Multimedia Audio/Visual
Englewood , Colorado US
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01/05 to 09/06
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I'm finally back in school. It's like the Talking Heads lyric, "oh yeah, well I go to night school. It's gonna be different this time." I'm excited to be in college again and I'm actually enjoying it. Now, I just wanna do school and stand up comedy and play softball and try to get abducted aliens who don't wanna probe my ass, then I'll be happy. I've got my new apartment, I like it, and it's super cheap. I'm still out of the Marines, so life's good. Still clean and sober. I enjoy doing comedy more and more every day. I hope it shows. Usually writing a lot of material, then using the old material as a crutch, but that's common I'm sure. So thanks for reading my profile and I'll let you guys know where I'm playing next.
..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>| The Ultimate MySpace Survey | | Basics | | Name: | Peter Jay Cohen | | Nickname: | Gargoyle | | Birthdate: | April 1st, 1982 | | Hometown: | Denver | | Current Town: | Denver | | Gender: | Male | | Looks | | Hair Color: | Brown/Blond | | Eye Color: | Blue | | Height: | 5'7" | | Weight: | 190 lbs. | | Style of Clothes: | Jeans and Khakis with a nice shirt or a funny t-shirt | | Style of Shoes: | Suede slip ons | | Most Appealing Feature: | Eyes, Arms | | Piercings: | None | | Tatoos: | None | | Family | | Mom's Name: | Christine | | Dad's Name: | Neal | | Brothers: | Danny, Jamie, Joey, Nathan ,and Benjamin | | Sisters: | Lindsay, Kaylea | | Any Pets?: | None | | Favorites | | Food: | Sushi, BBQ, Reuben, Bagel and Lox, Pizza, Ice Cream, Chipotle, other Mexican Food, Steak and Eggs | | Drink: | Arnold Palmer and Energy Drinks, I love Go Fast | | TV Show: | Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Prison Break, House, Seinfeld | | Movie: | Batman Begins, Blow, Fight Club, Peaceful Warrior | | Car: | Toyota Prius | | Band or Artist: | Metallica or Neil Young or Talking Heads | | Book: | The Way of the Peaceful Warrior, The Prince of Tides | | Place to Hangout: | Breakfast King at 1 a.m. | | Can you... | | Draw: | No | | Cook: | Yes, I've worked in a few restaurants | | Play an instrument: | I used to play the flute | | Play any sports: | Yes, total athlete growing up. I play softball now | | Act: | I think so | | Sing: | No | | Dance: | Every now and then, I feel it | | Shoot a gun: | Fuck yeah | | Fight: | Yeah, I was a wrestler | | Drive: | Yes | | School | | Clubs or sports: | Football, Wrestling... high schol right?? | | Number Students in grade: | 400 | | Mascot: | Demon | | Favorite class: | Physics and Creative Writing | | Favorite teacher: | Mr. Schalhamer | | Future Career: | Stand-up I | | Number of schools attended: | three high schools, two colleges | | In the opposite sex | | Single?: | Yes | | Looking around?: | Yeah, kinda | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hair color: | Blond or Brunette | | Hair length: | Medium, shoulder length | | Eye color: | Blue | | Height: | 5'5" | | Weight: | 130 lbs. | | Personality: | articulate and warm | | Interests: | Theatre and Sports and Politics | | Taste in clothes: | Must look hot in tight jeans | | Taste in music: | No emo or ks 107.5 bullshit | | Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend but have a crush on someone else?: | | | Have you ever... | | Sky dived: | No, I want to really badly | | Been out of the country: | Yes | | Been out of the state: | Yes | | Skinny dipped: | Yes | | Snuck out of the house: | Yes | | Been to a beach: | Yes | | Kissed a stranger: | Yes | | Been dumped: | Yes | | Dumped someone: | Yes | | Been on TV: | Yes | | Been on stage: | Yes, as much as I can | | Stolen something: | Long time ago | | Been arrested: | No, shocking but, no | | Been shot with a paintball: | Yes | | Seen someone die: | Yes | | Been in a car accident: | Yes | | Something to end it with | | What languages do you speak?: | English | | Which ones fluently?: | Just the English | | When was the last time you've been in a relationship?: | never been in a long term relationship | | What do people find most interesting about you?: | my perspective | | What was the craziest thing you've ever done?: | fight in a war, put a star of David on my helmet in the Middle East | | What was the hardest thing you've ever done?: | Make it through a war, make a good life for myself, get clean and sober | | Do you like something that people would find weird or funny, name it?: | I listen to 80's hair metal sometimes | | What is your AIM or Yahoo screen name?: | can't remember | | Do you have a rubber bracelet?: | no | | If so, what does it say?: | | | What item would you want to get the most?: | A beautiful black leather jacket | | Have you ever been to a Warped Tour?: | no | Take this survey | Find more surveys
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Who I'd like to meet:
I wanna meet different women, other comedians, and fans of stand-up comedy. Anyone who can really engage in some dialogue, especially.
Ultimately, I don't know what kind of women I want to meet. But, I really want to find out by experience, not conjecture.
I am a sucker for very energetic women who have seem to invigorate those around her. Vivacious woman who constantly have a smile and are a little stubborn. I am finally looking for a steady girlfriend. I have always avoided any type of commitment.
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