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Comedy Jesus
Sketch Comedy / Stand-Up / Political Humor
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101 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 9/8/2009
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Websitecomedyjesusshow.com
InfluencesBill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, Marc Maron, Sam Harris, Rick Overton, The The, David Feldman, Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Jon Stewart, Dr. Lee Carter, and HOWARD BLOOM to name a few.
Members ImageChef.com - Create custom images
TV ShowsFROM THE COMEDY JESUS SHOW: A special message from the makers of The Holy Bible:
Films......

AlbumsThe Comedy Jesus Show DVD... Released September 25th.

    Comedy Jesus's Interests
GeneralLove, psychology, politics, religion, Jesuses around the world. The work of Stanley Milgram, comics who tell the truth at their expense, and the happiness of dogs.
MusicTHE THE, The Vandals, Ben Harper, Modest Mouse, Dragonboy Suede, Weezer, Nick Drake, AC/DC, U2, Haley Bonar, Red Snow, Old 97's, Sun 60, Dio, Wilco, Foo Fighters to name a few.
MoviesThe Corporation, Jesus Camp, The Root of All Evil, The Big Lebowski, Pleasantville, and finally, Leaving Las Vegas and other stories of redemption through death that involve a man whose best friend is a hooker.
TelevisionMr. Show, Arrested Development, Sopranos, Chappelle's Show, Real Time, Weeds, 30 Rock. All the news Jesus needs is on Rawstory.com and crooksandliars.com
BooksTHE LUCIFER PRINCIPLE by Howard Bloom. THE ONION, Christopher Hitchens' GOD IS NOT GREAT, Richard Dawkins' THE GOD DELUSION, Stanley Milgram's OBEDIENCE TO AUTHORITY and Sam Harris' LETTER TO A CHRISTIAN NATION. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
HeroesNoam Chomsky, Howard Bloom, Simplyaudiobooks.com, Pitbulls, Eric Maisel, Richard Dawkins, Lee Carter, Timothy Leary, Jim Reed, Letterman, Bill Hicks, Marc Maron, Doug Stanhope, Gandhi, and Truth-seekers. Army Spc. Alyssa Peterson is the new Jesus. Look her up.
Groups: The Fantasy Artwork of William Max Miller!SAG and AFTRA ...For the Serious Actor, Actress, Model, and Radio Artist.NYC Underground Comedy FestPitBulldrugs are coolJeSuSeX GoDiLdOMark Saldana's Online InterventionUprightCitizensBrigadeTourCo

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     Comedy Jesus's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:The Desert, AZ
Body type:Athletic
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Cult Leader/Carpenter

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Film - Production - Producer
People who like truth.


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   Comedy Jesus's Blurbs
About me:
Jesus is currently touring comedy clubs and theatres around the US, and festivals around the world in The Comedy Jesus Show, answering questions, doing standup, and showing short videos to enlighten, entertain, and promote rational thought and freedom from the prison of religion. When I was here a couple thousand years ago, there was no powerpoint or "projection system" so now I'm taking full advantage. People take me so seriously just because of my death. So, stop with the wars, the "I'm on your side" talk, and just don't be a dick. That's it. Simple. Yes, I was wrongly imprisoned and executed on a trumped-up "sedition" charge. I officially take back most of what I said in the bible. Seriously, most of it doesn't apply anymore. The bible has expired. I'm writing a new one. Isn't it about time? In the new version, there's no hell in it to scare you into giving your money and your vote to people you think are leaders. THE COMEDY JESUS SHOW is also in post-production for the TV pilot and the feature film. The show consists of characters, multimedia, short films, standup, Q&A with Jesus, and more. If you want the show to play in your town, no matter how small, just drop a note and we'll make it happen. Photobucket
Who I'd like to meet:
People who believe pit bulls are actually gods. Also, sinners, doubters, unbelievers, skeptics, people who love comedy, ex-christians, atheists, agnostics, ex-stalkers, rebels, people who question, freethinkers, and dreamers of dreams. Anyone who shares the idea of making the world a more rational place, and safe from invented beliefs that lead to killing people, both literally and figuratively. Also, The Yes Men. People who don't want to buy me as a pet. Really, now.

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Illusions by Vick

Illusions by Vick



Nov 5 2009 11:36 PM

Please join me for a brief enchanted interlude



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Nov 2 2009 11:48 PM

Check out our newest video! ā€œCount Chocula: Countdown to Meltdownā€

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Anthony Marr

Anthony Marr



Nov 1 2009 12:30 AM

TRIIIIIIICCK OOORR TRRREEEEEAAATT!!!



We do have a barbarian at the gate, a demon lurking in the ground, frozen there for eons, now being thawed and released into the living world, where it will roast life alive. If you want to really scare yourself silly, watch this 50 minute video in one go. Turn off the light, and the phone..


M-Bomb - Doomsday Machine - ignore at your children's peril!

Anthony Marr | MySpace Video


One thing more about this demon. We have only 3 years to stop it, or kiss our children's future good bye.

Anthony Marr
www.HOPE-CARE.org
www.MySpace.com/AnthonyMarr
www.YouTube.com/AnthonyMarr
www.HomoSapiensSaveYourEarth.blogspot.com
www.ARConference.org
www.AnimalVoices.org
Anthony Marr

Anthony Marr



Oct 21 2009 11:31 PM

Anthony Marr attempts to plant GPS on whaling ship.
To read the full story, please go to www.HomoSapiensSaveYourEarth.blogspot.com

The Yushin Maru


Ther Yushin Maru - close-up


The whaling fleet


The Nisshin Maru - factory ship


The Nisshin Maru - close-up


Sinikka Crosland, President of The Responsible Animal Care Society (TRACS), leading and winning activist in British Columbia, who has a thing or two to show her American counterparts, will join Anthony Marr this Friday on Animal Voices to talk about this and other issues.


Animal Voices is aired every Friday 3-4pm ET/12-1pm PT:
- global: online live at www.CoopRadio.org
- radio: CFRO Radio 102.7FM Vancouver + 17 stations in BC, Canada.
- archived in www.myspace.com/AnthonyMarr
- call-in # 604- 684- 7561

Anthony Marr and Ishii Izumi


Anthony Marr, founder and president
Heal Our Planet Earth (HOPE)
www.HOPE-CARE.org
www.MySpace.com/AnthonyMarr
www.YouTube.com/AnthonyMarr
www.HomoSapiensSaveYourEarth.blogspot.com
www.ARConference.org
www.AnimalVoices.org
Anthony Marr

Anthony Marr



Oct 18 2009 1:25 AM

The tigers I have known, and will always love (to read their stories, go to www.HomoSapiensSaveYourEarth.blogspot.com - all photos by Anthony Marr):

Sita:



Pipal:









Ajuna and Shiva:



Barabicha:



Charger and Anthony



Anthony Marr will be telling more fascinating tiger tales, and discussing how to save life on Earth, this coming Friday on Animal Voices.
Animal Voices is aired every Friday 3-4pm ET/12-1pm PT:
- global: online live at www.CoopRadio.org
- radio: CFRO Radio 102.7FM Vancouver + 17 stations in BC, Canada.
- archived in www.myspace.com/AnthonyMarr
- call-in # 604- 684- 7561



Anthony Marr, founder and president
Heal Our Planet Earth (HOPE)
www.HOPE-CARE.org
www.MySpace.com/AnthonyMarr
www.YouTube.com/AnthonyMarr
www.HomoSapiensSaveYourEarth.blogspot.com
www.ARConference.org
www.AnimalVoices.org
Americans UK

Americans UK



Oct 17 2009 5:32 AM

AMERICANS UK #3 now available for FREE download!  

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Anthony Marr

Anthony Marr



Oct 14 2009 8:00 PM

How a single bullet killed 25 lions.



When I was in Africa a couple of decades ago, I camp for a stretch in the territory of a lion pride comprising 3 males, 10 females and 22 cubs.



The 3 pride-males, named Agamemnon, Achilles and Hector (AAH), were about 6 years of age and very much in their prime. Their 22 cubs were thriving under their protection - protection against predators,



and the coalition of four 4-year-old prideless bachelors, who had been loitering in the neighborhood.



Due to the superior fighting prowess of AAH, they had been kicking the butts of the Gang of Four (GOF), so far. If the GOF drove out or killed AAH, they would kill all their cubs so that the lionesses would have cubs bearing their genes. AAH would be able to repel GOF for another couple of years, which was a fairly stable long term scenario in lion terms. What was unforeseen was that a trophy hunter killed Achilles.



Now with only Agamemnon and Hector holding the fort, they were no match for the GOF. Valiantly, AH tried to defend their offspring, but it was a matter of fighting to the last cub before they both were killed. The 10 lionesses became the spoils of war. And so, a new leonine dynasty was born. But through it all, 25 lives were loss, all due to one single bullet fired by one egomaniacal trophy hunter. Shame on Safari Club International! And shame on you Mr. President, for support hunting.

Anthony Marr, founder and president
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Anthony Marr

Anthony Marr



Oct 11 2009 4:19 AM



Dolphin brains are larger than ours (1600 CC vs1450 CC). Who are we to say what they can or cannot think? Anthony Marr's latest creation: [Conversation with a Dolphin], was the jewel of last Friday's Animal Voices talkshow.



If you missed it, just go to his space
www.myspace.com/AnthonyMarr
where it is set on auto-play, or go to
http://files1.mailboxdrive.com/mp3s-new/a/anthony_marr@yahoo.com/944268.mp3.
Its transcript will be blogged at
www.HomoSapiensSaveYourEarth.blogspot.com
and www.ThomasPainesCorner.org.

Dr. Steven Best


and Jason Miller


will be Anthony Marr's guests on Animal Voices this Friday, when we will be charting a course for humanity.

Animal Voices is aired every Friday 3-4pm ET/12-1pm PT:
- global: online live at www.CoopRadio.org
- radio: CFRO Radio 102.7FM Vancouver + 17 stations in BC, Canada.
- archived in www.myspace.com/AnthonyMarr
- call-in # 604- 684- 7561



Anthony Marr, founder and president
Heal Our Planet Earth (HOPE)
www.HOPE-CARE.org
www.MySpace.com/AnthonyMarr
www.YouTube.com/AnthonyMarr
www.HomoSapiensSaveYourEarth.blogspot.com
www.ARConference.org
www.AnimalVoices.org
Anthony Marr

Anthony Marr



Oct 7 2009 5:09 AM



Which of the following 3 alternatives would you wish for these fawns?







If you prefer the 3rd alternative, please join the Anti-Hunting-Alliance (AHA) currently being forged by Heal Our Planet Earth (HOPE - www.HOPE-CARE.org), which initially will seek to accomplish the following:

1. Support local campaigns against the culling and bow-hunting of deer in urban, suburban and park environments.

2. Integrate the local deer-battles into a national Deer War.

3. Launch massive internet and media campaigns on local and national levels.

4. Launch federal-level class-action legal challenges against the state-level Hunter Harassment laws for violating the freedom of speech and property rights of non-hunters and anti-hunters as guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution (listen to the Jan Haagensen interview by Anthony Marr on Animal Voices in www.myspace.com/AnthonyMarr).



There will be a higher aim with the success of some or all of the above objectives: To terminate Recreational Hunting and Trophy Hunting, period.

Please contact Anthony Marr via MS messaging or email (Anthony-Marr@HOPE-CARE.org) and let's roll!



Anthony Marr, founder and president
Heal Our Planet Earth (HOPE)
www.HOPE-CARE.org
www.MySpace.com/AnthonyMarr
www.YouTube.com/AnthonyMarr
www.HomoSapiensSaveYourEarth.blogspot.com
www.ARConference.org
www.AnimalVoices.org
Anthony Marr

Anthony Marr



Oct 4 2009 1:07 AM



Autumn has always been loved. But lately, sadly, I've heard cries of "They've made me hate the fall!", due to the annual bloodbath of deer. To sooth your frazzled nerves, let me share with you [Nocturnal Meditation: a gift of peace] - music by Chopin (Nocturne in E-flat) and Massenet (Meditation, performed by Anne Sophie Mutter); photography by Anthony Marr. If you have already seen/heard it, be enchanted all over again, and pass it on.



Descending from the sublime to the ridiculous, a hunter addressed me as "Dear Rush Limbaugh of Animal Rights". Haha! No thanks. But if Limbaugh can do it on his medieval mindset, so can I on my futuristic one. This coming Friday, 3-4pm ET/12-1pm PT, on Animal Voices, I will just bare my soul, open my heart, and speak my mind. And you are invited to do likewise. Just call 1- 604- 684- 7561, and speak your mind.

Listen online-live www.coopradio.org, radio CFRO 102.7FM Vancouver, archive www.myspace.com/AnthonyMarr



Anthony Marr

Anthony Marr



Oct 1 2009 8:36 AM

Anthony Marr, Champion of the Bengal Tiger - pt. 1 of 2


Anthony Marr, Champion of the Bengal Tiger - pt. 2 of 2


Anthony will be interviewed by Tracy Zuber Friday on Animal Voices - on the plight of the tiger and his tiger conservation work in America and Asia. Animal Voices is aired every Friday 3-4pm ET/12-1pm PT: global online live at www.CoopRadio.org / radio CFRO 102.7FM Vancouver + 17 stations in BC / archived in www.myspace.com/AnthonyMarr / 1-604- 684- 7561
Anthony Marr

Anthony Marr



Sep 29 2009 4:31 PM

Tigress Sita, Bandhavgarh Tiger Reserve, India.


Photo by Anthony Marr, who will tell her story on Animal Voices this coming Friday, Oct. 12, and recount his work in the Chinatowns of N. America and his 3 deep-rural-India expeditions to save her, her mate Charger, her cubs, her kin and her wild habitat, and incite the world to save her species and its planet.



Animal Voices is aired every Friday 3-4pm ET/12-1pm PT:
- global: online live at www.CoopRadio.org
- radio: CFRO Radio 102.7FM Vancouver + 17 stations in BC, Canada.
- archived in www.myspace.com/AnthonyMarr
- call-in # 604- 684- 7561

Charger and Anthony


Anthony Marr, founder and president
Heal Our Planet Earth (HOPE)
www.HOPE-CARE.org
www.MySpace.com/AnthonyMarr
www.YouTube.com/AnthonyMarr
www.HomoSapiensSaveYourEarth.blogspot.com
www.ARConference.org
www.AnimalVoices.org
Matt Rivers

Matt Rivers



Sep 27 2009 4:23 PM

Hiya,

How's it going? There is a free track available for you at the moment on our myspace page. Just click the FREE DOWNLOAD box at the top of the page and enter a valid email to download the tune. How cool is that!

Have a great week and thank you very much for being electronically connected to us as friends and fans.

Much love,

Matt Rivers xxx
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Sep 26 2009 2:55 PM


Atheist documentary nominated in local film festival - Check out this LINK and then VOTE!

Anthony Marr

Anthony Marr



Sep 7 2009 8:03 PM



Kristal Parks (www.PachydermPower.org) will be Anthony Marr's guest on Animal Voices this coming Friday, Sept. 11. To say that Kristal loves elephants is an understatement. To say that she is in love with them is to trivialize the profound. Her fate and the elephants' seem inextricably intertwined. She lives and breathes for the elephants. The following video will give you a glimpse of Kristal Parks..



Animal Voices is on every Friday, 3-4pm ET/12-1pm PT
- online live www.coopradio.org
- archived and replayable in www.myspace.com/AnthonyMarr
- radio CFRO 102.7 FM Vancouver + 15 stations in BC
- call-in hotline 604-684-7561.

Anthony Marr on Animal Voices Sept. 4:
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Anthony Marr

Anthony Marr



Sep 2 2009 3:54 PM

Anthony Marr arrested in Czech Republic while on bike tour!



Just kidding!!! That's not me! This is me, safe and sound in Vancouver. I always wear protective gear when I ride, and so do my passengers! :D



Anyway, now that I've caught your attention, I just want you to know that this coming Friday's Animal Voices talkshow will feature I, me and myself. I've decided to do an hour program on my new article "What the USA must change to become a great nation" ( see www.HomoSapiensSaveYourEarth.blogspot.com). Someone out there has undertaken to sent it on to President Obama with the following recommendation:

"President Obama and every member of Congress should read this major masterpiece twice so that they can clearly understand and fully realize what
*MUST CHANGE* before the USA will ever become a great nation. This publication is a monumental achievement that is compelling, riveting, gut wrenching, extremely powerful, and really shocking. All you have to do is read it!!"

Anthony Marr's Animal Voices talkshow is on every Friday 3-4pm ET/12-1pm-PT, online live (www.coopradio.org) and on the air (CFRO 102.7FM Vancouver). Hotline call-in # 604- 684- 7561. It is archived and replayable at www.myspace.com/AnthonyMarr



Anthony Marr, founder and president
Heal Our Planet Earth (HOPE)
www.HOPE-CARE.org
www.MySpace.com/AnthonyMarr
www.YouTube.com/AnthonyMarr
www.HomoSapiensSaveYourEarth.blogspot.com
www.ARConference.org
www.AnimalVoices.org
Donnell Duncan - I Curse Death

Donnell Duncan - I Curse Death



Sep 1 2009 7:21 PM

Stopping by with some MySpace greetings. May God grant you the true peace that we all desire.


I Curse Death is now available.....

Jesus Fucking Christ

Jesus Fucking Christ



Sep 1 2009 9:22 AM



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