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Comedy Jesus
Sketch Comedy / Stand-Up / Political Humor
Live DVD is out.

Male
101 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 5/13/2009
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Websitecomedyjesusshow.com
InfluencesBill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, Marc Maron, Sam Harris, Rick Overton, The The, David Feldman, Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Jon Stewart, Dr. Lee Carter, and HOWARD BLOOM to name a few.
Members ImageChef.com - Create custom images
TV ShowsFROM THE COMEDY JESUS SHOW: A special message from the makers of The Holy Bible:
Films......

AlbumsThe Comedy Jesus Show DVD... Released September 25th.

    Comedy Jesus's Interests
GeneralLove, psychology, politics, religion, Jesuses around the world. The work of Stanley Milgram, comics who tell the truth at their expense, and the happiness of dogs.
MusicTHE THE, The Vandals, Ben Harper, Modest Mouse, Dragonboy Suede, Weezer, Nick Drake, AC/DC, U2, Haley Bonar, Red Snow, Old 97's, Sun 60, Dio, Wilco, Foo Fighters to name a few.
MoviesThe Corporation, Jesus Camp, The Root of All Evil, The Big Lebowski, Pleasantville, and finally, Leaving Las Vegas and other stories of redemption through death that involve a man whose best friend is a hooker.
TelevisionMr. Show, Arrested Development, Sopranos, Chappelle's Show, Real Time, Weeds, 30 Rock. All the news Jesus needs is on Rawstory.com and crooksandliars.com
BooksTHE LUCIFER PRINCIPLE by Howard Bloom. THE ONION, Christopher Hitchens' GOD IS NOT GREAT, Richard Dawkins' THE GOD DELUSION, Stanley Milgram's OBEDIENCE TO AUTHORITY and Sam Harris' LETTER TO A CHRISTIAN NATION. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
HeroesNoam Chomsky, Howard Bloom, Simplyaudiobooks.com, Pitbulls, Eric Maisel, Richard Dawkins, Lee Carter, Timothy Leary, Jim Reed, Letterman, Bill Hicks, Marc Maron, Doug Stanhope, Gandhi, and Truth-seekers. Army Spc. Alyssa Peterson is the new Jesus. Look her up.
Groups: The Fantasy Artwork of William Max Miller!SAG and AFTRA ...For the Serious Actor, Actress, Model, and Radio Artist.NYC Underground Comedy FestPitBulldrugs are coolJeSuSeX GoDiLdOMark Saldana's Online InterventionUprightCitizensBrigadeTourCo

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     Comedy Jesus's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:The Desert, AZ
Body type:Athletic
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Cult Leader/Carpenter

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Film - Production - Producer
People who like truth.


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PROOF that Prayer DOES NOT WORK - in 5 seconds
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Bible Disclaimer
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Banana Minister Evangelizing on the streets of Denver
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The Money you give to Jesus
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   Comedy Jesus's Blurbs
About me:
Jesus is currently touring comedy clubs and theatres around the US, and festivals around the world in The Comedy Jesus Show, answering questions, doing standup, and showing short videos to enlighten, entertain, and promote rational thought and freedom from the prison of religion. When I was here a couple thousand years ago, there was no powerpoint or "projection system" so now I'm taking full advantage. People take me so seriously just because of my death. So, stop with the wars, the "I'm on your side" talk, and just don't be a dick. That's it. Simple. Yes, I was wrongly imprisoned and executed on a trumped-up "sedition" charge. I officially take back most of what I said in the bible. Seriously, most of it doesn't apply anymore. The bible has expired. I'm writing a new one. Isn't it about time? In the new version, there's no hell in it to scare you into giving your money and your vote to people you think are leaders. THE COMEDY JESUS SHOW is also in post-production for the TV pilot and the feature film. The show consists of characters, multimedia, short films, standup, Q&A with Jesus, and more. If you want the show to play in your town, no matter how small, just drop a note and we'll make it happen. Photobucket
Who I'd like to meet:
People who believe pit bulls are actually gods. Also, sinners, doubters, unbelievers, skeptics, people who love comedy, ex-christians, atheists, agnostics, ex-stalkers, rebels, people who question, freethinkers, and dreamers of dreams. Anyone who shares the idea of making the world a more rational place, and safe from invented beliefs that lead to killing people, both literally and figuratively. Also, The Yes Men. People who don't want to buy me as a pet. Really, now.

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Jun 29 2009 12:53 AM


Anthony Marr





Jun 12 2009 3:43 PM

Dr. Peter Carter will be Anthony Marr's guest on Animal Voices June 12 Friday 3-4pm EST/noon-1pm PST - online-live www.coopradio.org; hot-line 604-684-7561. Peter is Anthony's co-author:
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Angi Metler, president of the New Jersey Animal Rights Alliance (NJARA), leading anti-huntress whom hunters refer to as a "domestic terrorist", will be Anthony's guest June 19 Friday same time. Angi is in green:
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Satan





May 29 2009 1:31 PM

I've been asking people for God's sake, to start yelling "SATAN!" while having premarital sex!

I knew you were getting quite upset!



Always remember, SATAN LOVES JESUS!
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May 28 2009 3:05 AM

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May 23 2009 5:32 PM

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UC Berkeley: Biology, Dr. Richard Holms: ... truly deserves the name OMNI-SCIENCE... great depth... Astrophysics, Dr. Marc Davis: ... a forward- looking moral framework... an important contribution... Anthropology, Dr. Tim White: ... Anthony Marr's synthesis is formidable. Paleontology, Prof Carole Hickman: an extraordinary intellectual undertaking... a bold and eclectic piece of scholarship... Zoology, Dr. Richard Strohman: ... original...thoroughly logical...might indeed fill a large gap in the way we think... Institute of Human Origins, Dr. William Kimbel: ... a profound contribution... implications of great depth and breadth for the future course of human actions... too important to ignore.. Stanford U: Sociology, Dr. Alex Inkeles: ... impressed me not only with the quality of his presentation, but also the quality of his thinking... Philosophy, Dr. John Dupre: ... a highly intelligent, thoughtful man... extremely intriguing and provocative... Astrophysics, Dr. Vahe Petrosian: fascinated... very ambitious task... a beautiful synthesis... captivating... of interest not only to experts but to all thinking people of th
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May 23 2009 3:09 PM

A gift of human purpose and destiny. Enjoy.
The MEANING of LIFE for Atheists - by Anthony Marr

UC Berkeley: Biology, Dr. Richard Holms: ... truly deserves the name OMNI-SCIENCE... great depth... Astrophysics, Dr. Marc Davis: ... a forward- looking moral framework... an important contribution... Anthropology, Dr. Tim White: ... Anthony Marr's synthesis is formidable. Paleontology, Prof Carole Hickman: an extraordinary intellectual undertaking... a bold and eclectic piece of scholarship... Zoology, Dr. Richard Strohman: ... original...thoroughly logical...might indeed fill a large gap in the way we think... Institute of Human Origins, Dr. William Kimbel: ... a profound contribution... implications of great depth and breadth for the future course of human actions... too important to ignore.. Stanford U: Sociology, Dr. Alex Inkeles: ... impressed me not only with the quality of his presentation, but also the quality of his thinking... Philosophy, Dr. John Dupre: ... a highly intelligent, thoughtful man... extremely intriguing and provocative... Astrophysics, Dr. Vahe Petrosian: fascinated... very ambitious task... a beautiful synthesis... captivating... of interest not only to experts but to all thinking people of th
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Apr 25 2009 9:05 AM

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Apr 22 2009 3:47 AM

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We Can Do It Again: Repealing Today's Failed Prohibition -- TAKE ACTION!
December 2008 marked the 75th anniversary of the end of alcohol prohibition. You can help teach a lesson from history by asking your representatives to repeal today’s failed prohibition of drugs.



When America’s leaders repealed alcohol prohibition,it wasn't because they suddenly decided that liquor was safe and that everyone should drink. Rather, it was because they were tired of gangsters raking in rich illegal profits and terrorizing neighborhoods. And we simply could not afford to keep enforcing the failed prohibition during the Great Depression, our nation's worst economic crisis.



Today, America is in the grip of a new economic crisis, but we keep paying for an even more devastating prohibition, the "war on drugs.
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If you're tired of paying for laws that only make our streets more dangerous, take one minute to let your federal and state elected officials know how you feel by adapting our pre-written letter below.


We can do it again!

TO SEND AN EMAIL TO YOUR REPRESENTATIVE PLEASE GO TO THE LINK BELOW!! IT IS PART OF LEAP, LAW ENFORCEMENT AGAINST PROHIBITION!

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PEACE
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Apr 12 2009 8:51 PM

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Mar 22 2009 1:08 PM

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Mar 10 2009 6:39 AM

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Dangerous Talk: Fighting the Religious Right - hsu





Mar 7 2009 6:26 PM

Since Billboards have been used for advertising, Christian organizations and Churches have used them to advertise God (as if a creator of the universe would need advertising). Over the last few years, atheist groups have started to put up some billboards of our own. Despite trying our best to be as non-threatening as possible, atheist billboards seem to always cause controversy.


I need your help. I am compiling photos of the worst Christian billboards you can find. So if you are in a more religiously brainwashed area of the country or the world and you see a Christian billboard, snap a photo and e-mail it to me at DangerousTalk@gmail.com. Let me know where this billboard was found (city and state), so next time one of our billboards is challenged by Bill O’Reily or Father Morris, we will be able to give them a little comparison… not that it will matter to them. But it will matter to the general public who we are trying to reach.


Currently, you can see what I have so far on the Billboard Wars page on DangerousTalk. net
Thanks,
-Staks
Dangerous Talk: Fighting the Religious Right - hsu





Feb 5 2009 7:40 AM

DangerousTalk. net has been re-launched and now features a Daily Blog usually dealing with atheism. Please check it out, comment, discuss, and spread the word.

Thanks,
-Staks
Spencer T. Dobson





Jan 23 2009 4:29 AM

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