please don’t judge me as a comic from the video above, as it is from my FIRST COMEDY SHOW EVER.
anyway, i have a few really cool (and hysterical) friends who do stand-up in the New England area who kind of inspired me to get into it after seeing a few of their gigs, and hanging out, telling jokes, talking about the current state of comedy, and how repulsive political correctness is.
so i started writing some material (it’s all filth)....i have done some shows at Accu-Billiards in New Bedford, MA....but unfortunately, Accu-douchebag sucks, now that they are done with the mighty Transient Authority!!
anyways, i hope to someday play more T.A. Shows at Jason’s new venues! in the meantime, i have been/will be playing "The Hardcore Comedy Show" at the East Providence "Comedy Connection" as well as playing shows on and off through an excellent "travelling" comedy promotion called "Shiggles".
I Also strongly support Southbound Funny and Uncledickies.com
i strongly reccomend avoiding me completely if you are in any way politically correct, or have ever been offended by a fucking joke.
Influences
Jim Norton, George Carlin (R.I.P.), Andrew "Dice" Clay, Nick DiPaolo, Louis C.K., Bob Saget, Bob Kelly, Sam Kinison (R.I.P.), G.G. Allin (R.I.P. - i know he wasn’t a comic, but i find him funny, and he does inspire my comedy style/sense of humour), Seth Putnam (vocalist/lyricist for Anal Cunt.....same thing as G.G.)
TV Shows
i was in a "band" called "Ukranian Burger Harvest", it was basically me playing drums, while two of my friends screamed about fast food and beer, and we all made really nasty jokes on stage....anyway, we made two appearances on a cable access show in Athol,Ma called "Freak Show"
ORGY's Interests
General
comedy, music, beer
Music
metal, grind, punk, jazz, classical (classical is mainly for bedtime though)
No worrys man.. Sounds killer! im fuckin syked too haha cant wait for this!! i'm going to have to get a few copys to give to my mates.. spread your name!! anyways man, i'll get back to you soon talk later bro
Oh shit yeah!! How long did your recording set go for? This CD will be dope as fuck!! Im still keen on doing the CD layout for you bro, Just need someone to press it now I'll put in a good name for you to some labels man
Everything fine with you? Many thanks for the friendship! I really appreciated it. I want to let you know there is a new release "Aproxx - Adore Me [DJ Solano Remix]".
I hope you come back often, because there is more to come...and don't forget spread the word!
Between making fun of joe for being a fag and disgracing humanity by making fun of whores and fucked up shit I forgot. It's all good. I just want it tagged because I ripped the cd's onto my comp, the cd's are getting pretty worn, so they're going on my mp3 player and being reburned. I remembered the name of like 20 songs though by memory which is pretty ridiculous considering I listened to them a lot more when I was drinking. Tell Joe to quit brewing come flavored beer, that homo. And keep up wih the stand up, shit is funny as fuck.
Orgy it's Wayne, this is my band. Hope all is well. Check your e-mail you fat fucker! I nee dthe track listings it's been almost a year. COMICAL GENIUS FAT GOD
Oh cool man! Yeah lets hope you can record at Masshole Massacre Because this shits gana be soo fucking awsome bro! Death heads everywhere are gana want a copy!!
Things are alright, got a majority of the first Vestron split finished on guitar, just waiting on Wayne to send me drum tracks, as he'll be doing session drums for it. I've actually been getting orders in for my label and distro lately, so hopefully that trend continues.
that is true..it would do wonders..i just dont seem to see it happening..and sick of ppl bitching about it..i think the goverment could have some control of it..but not too much..cause there will always be people growing it and selling it for cheaper..kinda like how we all roll our ciggerettes now..cuz deval patrick is gay..and Hi im Mary BTW lol..I hurd about you from Jessica..
No worries man Ive been working the graveyard shift so my days have been fucked lately so I havent been able to spend as much time doing shit so im trying to play catch up all the time. ha but thats just the way it goes man. That sucks your having trouble finding venues that arent afraid of BRUTAL COMEDY but im sure it will happen man no rushes it gives me time to get shit organized and together. Keep in tuch man hope you had a killer weekend!!!
