Blaine Reeder Master of the Unstoppable Dog Punch's Interests
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No...
Music
80's American hardcore. 80's German speed metal...
Movies
Yes...
Television
Sucks...
Books
Some of them over and over...
Heroes
Anything that is not Ronald Reagan. Curly Burntwhiskers. People who are not talking on the phone. Schmier from Destruction. The rabbit that lives in our backyard but doesn't eat our tomato plants. Our tomato plants. Comedians who continue to do true and original comedy. The bookers who book those comedians. Coffee. Strike Anywhere. My wife.
I wrote, produced and (against my better judgement) acted in a short film in 2005. I write a lot. I am working an another movie.
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Company: The Company of Men City: Man City, WA US Title: Man Division: Man Division
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About me: Blaine Reeder is a comedian who has pants and an all-over skin covering. As a childhood scientist, Blaine proposed the radical "cars-are-powered-by-pigs-on-a-treadmill-that-are-poked-in-
the-butt-with-a-sharp-stick-attached-to-the-gas-pedal" theory of renewable energy. Blaine left science when threatened and subsequently silenced by Big Oil and the International Government of the World headed by his father.
Blaine is a land-owning white man who has never been to prison on his job applications. He is the Founder and President of Citizens For A Better Yesterday, whose members make sweeping societal changes by lying about what really happened. As such, Blaine has also served as the President of the United States since the year 2000.
An outspoken advocate for social justice, Blaine is working to end crime, homelessness and talking about feelings. More importantly, Blaine commands an army of talking cats in a secret war against really fat ninjas and robots from the future who look like Mexicans. Blaine is made out of radiation.
Blaine is married to a very pretty woman who makes no sense at all. Are you kidding me? That girl likes to yell "YOU'RE IMMATURE!" from the bathroom a LOT but Blaine can't hear her because he is hiding in a fort made out of blankets. Blaine pays taxes because he feels like it, not because someone told him to, and he is watching the government just as much as they are watching him and he doesn't care who knows it but don't tell the government, ok?
Who I'd like to meet: That one guy that looks just like me and tries to act like me but sucks at it. Tell him to stay away from my wife.
Anyone who can explain how gravity works aboard the Battlestar Galactica.
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Being supportive and expecting that in return is condescending? Or is presuming to promote what works for you to others as the "right way" condescending?
Because ultimately, doing the right thing as you see it is the right thing to do. I am comfortable in my own skin right now. I like where/who I am.
Except for the part where I am having a chat conversation via the comments section on MySpace, resulting in Murdoch getting a few pennies for every word I type.
A lot of people are not steadfast in their direction. Not concrete in their confidence. Motivational statements are important for them to build the momentum to push.
Imagine, if you will, you as a football coach. "Fuck it, guys, just do your job and don;t whine. I'm going to go lie down for a little while."
Your confidence is concrete, which is unlike most people. This is something that creates a divide. Stoicism does NOT mean ultimate independance from others. In fact, Epictetus and Aurelius both say quite the opposite. That connection with others is in accord with nature. That we MUST involve ourselves, help eachother and encourage. Without that, we are all lonely and struggling in a vaccuum.
No jokes there, maybe I am not as predictable as you think. But it was still an effective debate tactic to force my hand by calling out what I might do to ensure direction to something other than those things.
So, are you yin or yang? I have no preference which one I get, just let me know so I can have our business cards printed up. Thanks! Have a great day!!! You are AWESOME!
I just remebered how bad you are at comedy, and it made me laugh... so I guess that makes you good? You sir, have done it again, I am LOL'ing. I am going to watch Dane Cook videos now so I can stop.
