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Vic

		I'm strangely attracted to the movie "Empire Records". Male 101 years old Denver, Colorado United States Last Login: 12/18/2009

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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/comedyvic

Vic's Comedian Bio

Bio	He's crazy and zany and wacky - a "must see"!! - Sorry I was copying every other Bio out there. No, not really. I just want to be funny and hopefully I've achieved that and hopefully you'll agree.
Website	vicalejandro.com
TV Shows	"Appeared" on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Had a role in the Animal Planet show Wildlife Wars. Also did a short lived commercial for a short lived Private Eye firm. Oh yeah, I also showed up twice (reaching for a foul ball) on Game 5 of the 2006 NLCS - Cards vs. Mets :)
Films	I was in a film called "Raiders of the Damned" with Richard Greico. Don’t remember him? Yeah, well think 80’s and 21 Jump Street. How about "Booker"? No, not the Shatner show, that was TJ Hooker. Well no matter - he was in 21 Jump Street with Johnny Depp. That’s right bitches I’m 2 degrees from Johnny Depp. And thanks to Rich of the Scallywags in Wichita, KS I am now 3 degrees from Kevin Bacon - Vic Alejandro and Richard Greico ( Raiders of the damned ) Richard Grieco - Christian Slater ( Mobsters 1991 ) Christian Slater - Kevin Bacon ( Murder in the first 1995 ) So show some love. Oh yeah, I’ve been in a few other student and independent films. Probably some home movies I’m unaware of...

Vic's Interests

General	Hockey, Football, Softball, Movies, Music, and obviously Comedy :).
Music	Nine Inch Nails, Disturbed, Linkin Park, Live, Rage Against the Machine and the mellower version Audioslave. The Cure. Also 70's & 80's. Basically anything but country.
Movies	For some weird reason I watch "Empire Records" every time it's on. Could be Liv Tyler, Renee Z, or maybe it was Maxwell Caulfield (he WAS spectacular in Grease II - that's sarcasm). More likely it was Robin Tunney. Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Life is Beautiful, Happy Gilmore, Wedding Singer, most anything by Harold Ramis (i.e. Ghostbusters, Stripes, Caddyshack, etc.), Princess Bride, Casablanca, To Catch a Thief, Snatch, The Mexican, Wild Things, Something About Mary, and OF COURSE Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!!!!
Television	Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Entourage, Southpark, Daily Show, Chappelle Show, Comedy Central Presents, Discovery Channel, and sports of course :).
Books	Descent Into Darkness (about divers repairing and righting ships sunk in Pearl Harbor to get them back into the war) - amazing stuff. Other than that, I read mostly self help books (comedy writing, poker, racquetball, stock market, whatever I'm interested in at the time).
Heroes	Harold Ramis, Brian Regan, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Conan O'Brien, John Stewart, Steven Wright, Trent Reznor, Robert Smith, Mike Bossy, Joe Sakic, Chuck Yeager (he's just bad ass) and all of our forefathers (Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and the like) - for having such vision and creating something so great (true freedom) that we continue to try to abolish.
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Vic's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Denver
Body type:	5' 9" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:	Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Comedian

Vic's Schools

University Of Phoenix-Colorado Campus
Lone Tree,Colorado
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Business an Information Systems

1996 to 1998

Vic's Companies

Great West Life Greenwood Village, Colorado US Sr. Technical Project Manager Great West Healthcare Information Systems	April 1994 - August 2005
Comedy Works Denver, Colorado US Comedian Entertainment	October 2003 - present

Vic's Clips

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Clips: 2

Total Plays: 308

Plays Today: 0

10 Minutes at Comedy Works in 2004

Run Time: 196

Plays: 137
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Sex Everyday and other jokes

Run Time: 305

Plays: 171
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Vic's Blurbs

About me:
I'm a full time comic residing in Denver Colorado with my home club being Comedy Works in downtown Denver. I'm originally from L.I. NY but have been in Denver for a long time. "I like skinny skiiing, going to bullfights on acid..." - extra points if you can name the movie. I'm a huge hockey fan and still play when I'm not on the road. Before becoming a full time comic I was a computer nerd (o.k. I worked my way up to Project Manager so I was Lord of the Computer Nerds - check listings for the movie). I like water sports, musicals, and pray for world peace. O.K. none of that's true. While world peace would be cool, isn't praying one of the reasons we DON'T have world peace? :) That's a joke, don't blow me up. What else do you need to know about me? :) My comedy website is www.vicalejandro.com

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Vic Alejandro
Birthday:	Nov 28
Birthplace:	Islip, NY
Current Location:	Denver, CO
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Clear
Height:	5' 9"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	Puerto Rican/Italian, but I'm still way too white (in pigment and upbringing)
The Shoes You Wore Today:	that's a girl question
Your Weakness:	late night snacks
Your Fears:	not succeeding
Your Perfect Pizza:	Canadian Ham & Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Get my foot in the door at other comedy clubs around the country
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	the :) that I'm sprinkling thoughout this survey :) - damn did it again
Thoughts First Waking Up:	"what time is it?"
Your Best Physical Feature:	the intelligence not to answer that question
Your Bedtime:	Whenever I want! GOSH!!
Your Most Missed Memory:	playing hockey tournaments with my buds in NY
Pepsi or Coke:	both - depends on my mood
MacDonalds or Burger King:	both - depends on my mood
Single or Group Dates:	either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	either
Chocolate or Vanilla:	either
Cappuccino or Coffee:	niether - I'm the only person on the planet that doesn't like coffee
Do you Smoke:	Only when I'm on fire
Do you Swear:	F$%^ YOU
Do you Sing:	Only when no one can hear me
Do you Shower Daily:	YES, usually twice
Have you Been in Love:	Yes, now back off!!
Do you want to go to College:	Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married:	Easy there Ms. Clingy. I just met you. --- O.K. Been there, done that - wouldn't rule out a 2nd, but I'm certainly not jumping into anything anytime soon
Do you belive in yourself:	Do you BELIEVE in spell check? :) YES I believe in myself and Jesus Christ - totally just kidding - did you get a freak vibe? I'm not religious, but yes I do believe in myself. "Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me" - took me an hour to find that freakin' quote. Yes, I'm an idiot.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive:	Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak:	More of a Health Moderate
Do you get along with your Parents:	Just my Mom - who's responsible for me believing in myself - props Mom!
Do you like Thunderstorms:	I kinda like driving in the rain - not sure why
Do you play an Instrument:	Yes, my steering wheel count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Who wants to know? - yes :)
In the past month have you Smoked:	NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	That's a chick question - but yes :(
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	No - what am I twelve?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Is that a metaphor? Yes either way :)
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped:	No, but I've gotten dirty looks
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	No, but I'm a proponent
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	No. Why did Joey say something? Because he's a freakin' liar!!!
Ever been Drunk:	Legally drunk or Regular drunk? O.K. Yes either way
Ever been called a Tease:	That's a chick thing
Ever been Beaten up:	Are you tawkin' ta me!!??
Ever Shoplifted:	Yes, but don't tell my Mother
How do you want to Die:	In as much agonizing pain as possible - that's a stupid question
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	A slutty millionaire daughter of a hotel chain mogul - or just a Prominent Comedian
What country would you most like to Visit:	England - our friends since the birth of our country - except the whole revolutionary war thing :)
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	What are you from Canada? Who says favourite? :) How about Grey? Any color really - it's the eyes themselves that are key
Favourite Hair Color:	Any - even bald - though we'd look silly together :)
Short or Long Hair:	Either
Height:	I'm o.k. with a woman being taller than me, but most women aren't so probably 5' 9" or under
Weight:	I prefer the skinnier/athletic side
Best Clothing Style:	I love a girl that looks good in sweat pants - no joke - that's Natural beauty that will work with any outfit after that - no houchies
Number of Drugs I have taken:	None - yes I'm a nerd
Number of CDs I own:	Tons
Number of Piercings:	None
Number of Tattoos:	None
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Only those times when a lack of confidence or shyness prevented me from doing something I wanted to do
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone that has a low probability of stabbing me :). Don't get me wrong, weirdos are fun to meet too - as long as I get to keep all my appendages.

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Vic's Friend Space (Top 8)

Vic has 405 friends.

Louis Johnson

Billy D.

Robert Michael

TAINTED is now...TAINTED (again)

Comedian STEVE MUDFLAP McGREW

B.T. (on iTunes)

Big Lou

Todd

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Vic's Friends Comments

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Latina_Queen	Nov 3 2009 5:58 AM
Latina_Queen	Oct 12 2009 7:34 PM MyCommentSpace.com
Latina_Queen	Oct 4 2009 6:30 PM sending my love, hey do you know Ron fergusen he does comedy works
Mindy	Jul 31 2009 5:16 AM Was wondering if you were making it down to Whiskey River in August.
Chris Thomas Denver	Jun 19 2009 6:02 AM dude, we have the same birthday.
ambyr	May 29 2009 5:59 PM Hey stranger how ya been
Meggie	May 19 2009 1:05 AM Dude for real... that is so weird because I have been looking to buy that movie forever now... I want to glue quarters to the floor!
Big Lou	Mar 29 2009 5:36 PM Hey, hope all is well. Just got entered in a competition at the Miami improv on April 1st. Here is to luck! Take Care!
cara	Mar 3 2009 8:51 PM MySpace Comments
don't know what to put here	Feb 16 2009 3:38 PM Hey Vic I finally got in over at Witz End. My first show is this Wednesday. Unfortuanly I will missed your show. But I will tell my co-workers at work to catch your act. Good luck Dude!
don't know what to put here	Feb 12 2009 10:35 PM I just won some tickets to your show on Wednesday, I'm gonna try invite my girlfriend, her family, depending on if she's working or not.
JOE	Nov 27 2008 11:04 AM Early Happy Birthday from Afghanistan!!
Nick Black (dealing w/ the Artwork)	Nov 28 2008 7:13 AM Happy Birthday!
Kelli	Nov 28 2008 1:31 PM MyHotComments
♥ Peggy ♥	Nov 28 2008 4:22 PM Loved the show in FL! Wishing you a Happy Birthday!
Sparky Drakonis	Nov 29 2008 2:11 AM
Alison	Nov 25 2008 5:21 PM Hey honey, do you want to do something tomorrow? LOL :)
Brenda " Bee "	Nov 17 2008 7:39 PM Hi lo! Just stopping on by to have a laugh or two :) Ok I'm done :)
Rachel	Oct 16 2008 2:12 PM SO Vic...I'm still waiting for you to come to Houston!!
don't know what to put here	Oct 12 2008 1:30 AM The New Comedy Works looks awesome, I went inside to have a drink.
Jennifer	Sep 29 2008 1:29 PM caught your show in ICT on the 24th .. very good stuff. had to get the cd for myself and the t-shirt for the bf (get it in her) laughed my ass off. Hope you come back to Wichita again.
TAINTED is now...TAINTED (again)	Sep 29 2008 3:52 PM GREAT seeing ya last night, brother! Thanks for making our faces hurt...
♥ TARA LABELLE ♥	Sep 24 2008 2:58 AM Me and some friends seen you this past saturday at the looney bin and I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard! We're still walking around saying,"Here....have a rats ass!" LMAO!!!!!!!
RJ Hatch	Sep 24 2008 9:00 AM thanks for the add vic! i hope to share a stage with you one day, but i'll bring my own damn camera, thank you very much!
don't know what to put here	Sep 23 2008 3:28 AM hey vic, Your doing gigs in Puerto Vallarta are going to have tell your act in spanish?

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