If you ever witness the stand-up of a good comedian, you should be thinking... "This is just wrong." Comedians are paid to say what others don’t. They are paid to say what everyone thinks but nobody wants to say in public because of the fear of being thought of as politically incorrect.....
..Getting the Corporate Job on FunnyOrDie.com..
I love to drive around Hollywood and yell at idiots, I love to laugh and make fun of myself and other people. I love to annoy people who are uptight and have no sense of humor it’s one of my favorite things to do. I am not an angry person, just on stage or in the bedroom. I love to stay up late at night when its real quiet. I love stupid teen dramas that no one thinks is cool, so i tivo them and watch them in the middle of the night so no one will see me watching them. I love all things that are not a good idea. I love anyone that has had the courage to be different, (not really, i just put that in there to sound like a 16 year old dreamer). I like people who do not take themselves seriously and have the courage to make fun of me when they meet me, I love all that’s creative that comes from ones heart, (or balls). I pray for the day when we can send home all posers, negitivity and yes men. my goal is to make that happen and awaken the masses (wow, a little self involved I know, but why not) if your reading this and are annoyed, Great, that makes me happy, if your reading this and your inspired then,, there might be sumptin wrong with you,, but know that I like you and ask you for your help with my comedy revolution...
This is a short I was in with Tony moser,, we were nominated for best comedy and I was nominated for Best Actor... Fun stuff
Music
Here is the award winning "Best Music Video for under 10,000 for 2007" that I wrote, produced and starred in.. Enjoy, we have another one the way!
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All 80's music, 30 Seconds to Mars, Black Label Society, Johnny Cash ,Talking Heads, Velvet Revolver, Chevelle, Avenge Sevenfold, A Pemanent Holiday, Goldfinger, Tool, Linkin Park, Foothooker, The Killers, The Used, Queens of the Stone Age, Weezer. No Country, No morons. Beyonce,Hannah Montana, Shakira.
Movies
The Legend of Jack and Chuck, Big Leboski, and The Bang Bus and anything with Peter Sellers, Woody Allen or Reese Witherspoon.
Here are a couple of video's from my new show, The Consultants
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..Who's Your Daddy? on FunnyOrDie.com..
Television
The Sheild, The Office (British or American), Triumph the insult comic dog dvd, Reno 911, Colbert Report, The Wire, Jimmy Kimmel (a fellow ASU sun devil), Rescue Me, Anytime Dom Rickels is in. Dean Martin Roast's, Best of Carson. Jim Rome
This is a clip from a pilot I was in called "Foothooker", with Ray Liotta
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Books
Confereracy of the Dunces, authors Wayne Dwyer, Brett Easton Ellis, Randy Pausch and Kingdon L. Brown
Heroes
Donovan McNabb, Manny Ramirez, Mitch Hedburg, The Game, Randy Pausch, Jason Giambi (cause the day after his public apology about steroids in NYC, I saw him at a strip club in vegas, I guess he was really sorry!) All our armed forces fighting for us, Mario Joyner, Bell, Biv and sometimes Divoe and the woman from the LA Sparks WNBA team who tried to punch Rick Mahorn..
Paul Hughes's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Boston, Mass
Body type:
6' 0"
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
Children:
Someday
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Comedian
Paul Hughes's Schools
Arizona State University-Main Campus
Tempe,Arizona
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: Blasting Ass
Minor: Sleeping til noon
Clubs: Suk it Club, Chin dance team, Rear inspection society, Phi Slamma ur mamma and "pee pee fo me" glee club (tenor)
Greek:
Pi
About me: I Perform at Playboy's Hollywood Comedy Tour at The Palms Casino in Las Vegas. Which was just voted "Best Comedy Club in Las Vegas" for 2008. It's a monthly show that takes place the second and fourth saturday of every month at the Palms. Check my calender to see when I am performing next. . .. I do stand up around the country, feed the homeless, ect.. You know the drill. Just trying to have some fun these days and make people laugh. I spend most of my time in LA or Las Vegas..
Who I'd like to meet: The new breed of 'giggle' givers.....
sup brotha! i wasn't blowin' you off saturday night, you looked busy and i didn't want to bother you so i left. however, it was good to see you. take care! -lemmy
