GeneralMy good friend Lefty, American ideals, The solitude of the Video Vault, My Tele-Psychotronic screen, Spandex, Fine cuban cigars, Etc...
MoviesZorro's Black Whip, Undersea Kingdom, Doctor of Doom, Curse of Nostradamus, Blood of Nostradamus, Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter, Aztec Mummy, Bloody Vampire, Tales that Witness Madness, Little Shop of Horrors, Vampire Circus, Vampire, Man and the Monster, Genii of Darkness, Brainiac, Mark of the Devil, Premonition, Curse of the Crying Woman, Living Head, Countess Dracula, Monster Demolisher, Man and the Snake, Swamp of the Lost Monster, Cry Wolf, Witch's Mirror, Abominable Snowman of the Himalayas, Stranglehold, Invasion of the Vampires, Bug, Panic, Contraption, Living Coffin, Woman Who Came Back, Samson and the Vampire Women, Black Carrion, Melting Man, World of Vampires, Tales that Witness Madness, Corvini Inheritance, Late Nancy Irving, Spaceship, Crawling Eye, Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell, Fraulein Doktor, Scared to Death, Blood Song, Horror Planet, Psychotronic Man, Horror Express, Alone in the Dark, Hercules in New York, Vampire's Coffin, Bloody Vampire, Curse of the Doll People, Samson in the Wax Museum, Alligator People, Curse of the Vampire, Cat People, Black Cat, Curse of the Cat People, Demonoid, Simon, King of the Witches, Psychophobia, My Bloody Valentine, Friday the 13th, Friday the 13th Part 2, Friday the 13th Part 3, Children, Day Mars Invaded Earth, Whats Up Tiger Lily?, J.D.s Revenge, Space Children, House of 1000 Dolls, Student Bodies, Vampire Bat, Satanic, I Walked with a Zombie, Island Monster, Bedlam, Cave of the Living Dead, Possession of Joel DeLaney, Unseen, Blood and Roses, White Zombie, Devils Nightmare, What!, Devil Bat, In Search of Dracula, Exorcism at Midnight, Q: The Flying Serpent, Blood Bath at the House of Death, Devils Gift, Death Kiss, Dance of the Dwarfs, Buried Alive, Project X, Day Mars Invaded Earth, Intruder Within, Pied Piper, Won Ton Ton - the Dog who Saved Hollywood, Born Wild, Chastity, Savage Sisters, Women in Chains...and many more from the confimes of the Video Vault.
About me:.. .. .. .. What is more quintessentially American than a fine hand-rolled Cuban cigar, a cantankerous hand puppet and a Pilipino-made Sci-Fi movie? The answer, nothing! After nearly sixteen years seclusion within the secret confines of his underground lair (Hidden deep below a Woolworths Deptartment store in some nameless suburban shopping mall in the grand state of New Jersey) Commander USA has re-emerged (through the back entrance of a Winchels Donut House) to bring the joys of sub-standard cinema to a new generation of Saturday Afternoon miscreants. Armed with the combination to his trusty Video Vault (Classified), his paten pending but wholly reliable (provided that tennis is not on) Tele-Psychotronic screen, and aided by his trusted companion Lefty, Commander USA has overcome the pitfalls of pop-culture and the minor discomfort of bad knees, to remind us, in these troubled times, that we, as Americans are defined and indeed united by two things and they are Saturday afternoon lethargy and a unnatural affection for terribly-awesome movies. Keep watching, and remember kids "Keep your nose in the wind and your tail to yourself!"
Who I'd like to meet:
- Status: Single
- Here for: Friends
- Body type: 5' 9" / Athletic
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Occupation: Super Hero (retired)