Matt
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You Know, I AM Ready For Some Football. Thank You For Asking
Male
29 years old
Yucaipa, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 11/12/2009
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Matt's Interests
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| General | Writing, obviously. I'm a huge sports fan, but people generally find that hard to believe until I start spouting off stats. Over the last five years or so, I've become a total news whore as well. I pretty much always know what's going on in the world and I have to remember that a lot of people don't, and I should not judge them harshly because of it. Also, I'm a powerful magnet for any sort of pop culture trivia, but I am NOT proud of that. When someone says, "Oh! You know the guy from that movie" and I correctly reply, "Yeah! Vin Diesel!" without any other clues, there is no joy. There is only shame | | Music | I like music that is good, and have very little tolerance for music that is bad. So as you might well expect, I listen to a LOT of Ricky Martin | | Movies | Now THIS is the question I generally dance around, but just this once, I'm going to come clean. Here is a list of ten movies, in no particular order, that I refer to as My All-Time Favorite Movies: Back to the Future (all three of them), Driving Miss Daisy, Fight Club, Finding Nemo, As Good As It Gets, The Naked Gun (all three of them), The Green Mile, Toy Story 2, The Shawshank Redemption and There's Something About Mary. I recently added Wall-E to this list, but don't have the heart to get rid of any of the movies that are already here, so now it is a Top Eleven. | | Television | If my excessive collection of Complete Season sets of TV shows are any indication, I like 24, The Office, The Simpsons, South Park, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Seinfeld and The Larry Sanders Show. However, I find myself less and less drawn to TV every year. I recently obtained a DVR, but I'm surprised by how little I'm using it. | | Books | I will read anything by Dave Barry or Stephen King (who, ironically, play in a band together with a bunch of other authors) I almost always read whatever John Grisham book has just come out, but I can't really explain why that is. Maybe I'm just trying to fit in with all those people in the airport. There are the Harry Potter books, of course, but that's not really news. I have a soft spot for fancy collections of old comic strips (i.e. Calvin and Hobbes, The Far Side, Garfield) I also don't get rid of books I have read, which means that eventually, when the Big One hits California, they're going to find my corpse buried under a bunch of yellowed Onion books | | Heroes | Heroes are hard to come by, but that doesn't mean you should stop going out of your way to try and become MY hero. Keep trying, everyone! Quitters never win! |
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Matt's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Yucaipa, California | | Body type: | 6' 3" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | Comedy Show |
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Matt's Schools
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Yucaipa High
Yucaipa,California
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Clubs: Actually, Commercial Parodies was kind of its own little club, even though The Man was always keeping us down!
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A Story About Fruitcake
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Failure To Lunch
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Bowled Over
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Clap...Clap... N-G-O!
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About me:
I'm tall, but I'm not as tall as I think I am. I'm easily amused, but I'm equally easily annoyed. I'm terrible at returning phone calls, but I tend to complain when people don't leave messages. I think perhaps I'm nothing but a bunch of conflicting personality traits wrapped in skin and clothes. If I can make you laugh, I feel like I've done my job, which is a job I enjoy more than my actual job. I used to write on a fairly regular basis for CommercialParodies.com, but it's going through another one of those dormant periods. I tend to not open up to people, instead choosing to cram all my serious feelings way down deep, where you cannot see them. But don't you worry about all that, because I've all the time got the jokes! Waka-waka-waka!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who is giving away large sums of cash money for no particular reason. Also, Lassie.
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