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I like little children
I don't know how to use computers so I wish someone would teach me how to actually use myspace properly. how does everyone do all that wicked stuff... And if you made your page fancy don't expect i will be bright enough to figure out how to comment or send you stuff... if you change the button or its location, there is no hope.
I am constantly reduced to seeing films by myself because despite the amount of TERRIBLE and shit films i have had to endure (Cyote Ugly, The Lake House, Serendipity, Minority Report, Bourne Supremacy, Mona Lisa Smile, American Sweethearts, that stupid precinct whatever movie with ethan hawke, and MANY MORE), nobody feels that they should accompany me to see films i want to see. i'll get you back...
我想認識： Alice from the Brady Bunch, the head of cityrail, Eddie Mcguire, Deal or No Deal, the rip-off con artist who sold me those things in Paris... yeah ok my fault i should have figured but I TRUSTED YOU MAN! YOU TOLD ME THEY COULD DANCE BY THEMSELVES, ok and i would also like to meet all those people who bashed me up in primary school so i can look at their criminal records, Alf from home and away, the freaky lady from cirque du soleil, The writers of Headland, and i know there's many others but i'll add them later.
i'd like to meet TOM from MySpace
I hope this wasn't an : I'd like to Meet someone who's 6ft, virgo, etc
Hi Nat!!! Just droppin by to wish you a Happy Birthday!!! Are you in Comic-con in San Diego?? Holla back whenever you got the time ok. And Holler at your Mum!!!
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A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be THE Man Of Your House. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when Im finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess whos going to dress me and comb my hair? The wife replied, The damn funeral director would be my first guess!
I just stopped in to say Hi and see whats up?! Remember Live, Laugh and Love!
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