Sir Puffers Rabbinald the Third: lightningous treble bass, animal vocal training, On the Box training, pince-nez, blunderbuss wielding.
Ron Chickenbaby: earthquakerous bass, animal vocal selection process, On the Box scolding, cigars, boxing gloves.
On the Box: lightningearthquakedoomerous rumbling, multi-beat gait training for all animals, falling, sitting on the drummer box, vomiting batteries, plastic, running around the audience with stabbing weapons.
Influences
Shiny objects, watches, dried fruit, seed, grass, various types of hay, shoes, electrical wires, hair, pooping on carpet, sleeping in own filth, sunbathing, eating and then sleeping, chewing holes in things, running about the lawn, cleaning, desanitizing the rug, ball licking, paper eating and every episode of The Golden Girls.
Formed in the humid rift valley of Charlottesville, Virginia in 2008, Comparative Anatomy rose from the tombs of forgotten animals big and small to spread knowledge of the wonders of the animal kingdom through the experience of sound. In July of 2008, Sir Puffers Rabbinald the Third was introduced to the newly-hatched Ron Chickenbaby. After several failed attempts by humans to play guitar with the band, Puffers and Ron decided to devote their time solely to their animal brethren. All guitars were thus eliminated. Only the deep, rumbling wave of sound coming from their god sticks was deemed worthy enough for the project. A human drummer attempted to perform, but failed miserably in the attempt. He could not harness the animalistic speed and power needed to perform such aural perfection. Thus, Puffers and Ron turned to the world of machines in hopes they could better represent all of animalkind. In combination with their mechanical/stuffed drummer On the Box and a horde of animals willing to provide voicality, Comparative Anatomy was solidified in the damp earth of Charlottesville in March 2009.
Sir Puffers Rabbinald the Third was born of a litter of fifty to his mother, Iddy Biddy the Twentieth in 2008. After growing to quince the size of a normal rabbit, and thus not economically viable, he was forced out of his den into the world of humans. There, he found his only comfort in the lightning-treble roar of his bass guitar. After meeting Ron Chickenbaby, their bass powers combined to create the band now known as Comparative Anatomy.
Ron Chickenbaby, accidentally born in the same egg as his twin brother, was the only one to survive the hatching process and still wields the cigars to prove it. His agony for his lost kin led him to seek solace in the outside world. Horrified by the sickness humanity has brought upon itself over centuries, even after being crowned Prom King and having a sash handed to him that he wears to this day, he decided to take it upon himself to wield his thunderous bass bass to protect his sanity. After meeting Sir Puffers, their powers combined to bring forth the most harmonious thunder ever heard by human or animalkind, after first tearing him asunder with boxing gloves.
On the Box, discarded, abused, left for dead in a Goodwill bin for perhaps over half a century, was found by Puffers and revived. Of unknown origin or sex, the strange being seeks only to listen to Puffers and Ron's commands, creating the most primal of drum tracks and the most horrifying of animal blast beat vocals ever experienced. It lives only to create, seething, sitting on its box with headphones on, clutching its MP3 player, from which all of the power of the animal kingdom sprays forth from the PA upon the crowd of humans that dare observe the trio live. Watch as this terrible thing sits on a stool and pretends to play cardboard boxes, watch as it points into the audience, watch as it runs within the crowd, inciting humans to become animals as well! It is a thankful creature, but do not pity it, for it will be your doom!
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