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Email: odinson11203@yahoo.com
Website: http://whathappenedtoandrew.com/about.html
This Book contains 500 responses from good Samaritans who answer my call for help, strangers who generously shared their experiences and gave comfort, advice and wisdom.
Do you really want to know what ruined you're union and how to move on? If so, then this is the book for you.
This book is factual intelligence based on experience!
One of the newest books that's climbing the list of familiarity is "What the Hell Happened?!!", a book discussing sudden relationship breakups written by an African American author, Andrew S. Benjamin.
What prompted the author to write this book was a woman that left him a "Dear John Letter" and walked away leaving him in shock after being a "Good Man" to her. The author says: "Most of the time we will not get an answer and only "they" (whoever left us stranded with a thousand question marks) know the real deal. The tragic event leaves you with the #1 question of all time: "What the Hell Happened?!!"
In hearing this statement before by many people after a breakup, the author made it a quest to find out that answer; and since the author dates off the internet (which is the new form of dating in this millennium), he has approached 1,000 WOMEN on the net with his Dear John Letter and questions and fashioned a book that contains 500 responses to his betrayal. Andrew's definition of betrayal is: "Anyone that pretends that they love you."
The book contains a glossary of terms such as: Dating: the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom doesn't feel the same about you. Along with the glossary is a short story of the author's interaction with the lady and his first encounter with the term "TOSSING SALADS!" After the short story is the chapter called "The People's Court" where Andrew introduces the actual Dear John Letter he received along with 500 opinions and life stories shared by his Samaritans. The author says you too will find yourself making a judgment call along with the jurors of the court after reading the Dear John Letter. This chapter will have you repeating the words everyone uses to describe what they read: WOW, DEEP and OMG! This is factual intelligence based on experience! The author's "Rebuttal Letter" is a MUST READ!
The style of which the book is written is the author being the narrator speaking directly to the reader. You will feel as if you are right in the midst of the events and you will relate so well with what occurring that you would feel as if it's happening to you! The book is so hilarious that once you start reading it, you will be unable to put it down. Once you reach the sex scene in Chapter II and the twist that comes in the end, you will definitely get annoyed with anyone that interrupts you! Not only is the book funny, but it's informative too. The author's insight, experience and advice with relationships is so DEEP, you will find yourself saying Flavor Flav's favorite statement: WOOOOOW!
The comical cover of the book where the author has his pants down symbolizing being caught unawares draws attention to the book. The paperback that's becoming recognized by word-of-mouth is presently being sold out on Amazon.com. The book is also available on Barnes & Noble.com and by mid-summer will be available on book shelves in Borders, Barnes & Noble and other books stores in your area.
If you want to be entertained and learn what happened during one of your breakups and what not to do, this is the book for you!
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To arrange a book signing or interview with the author, please contact Andrew at http://www.whathappenedtoandrew.com
Ladies please, PLEASE -- read this bio BEFORE YOU SEND AN E-MAIL! I revised my bio so people can understand me better. Women are so busy laughing -- they don..t understand what..s being asked! If you don..t understand what..s being said -- DO NOT E-MAIL ME!
I apologize in advance to anyone whose feelings may be hurt from this message. But there..s GOTTA BE some decent woman for me on this God Forsaken Planet.
I am a bachelor in search of a Wife. Once again -- I am marriage-oriented -- looking for a serious long-term relationship that may lead to marriage.
If you are not marriage-oriented -- do not e-mail me.
If you are MARRIED -- DO NOT E-MAIL ME!
If you do not want child/children -- do not e-mail me.
If you have your TUBES TIED -- do not e-mail me.
If you don..t have U.S. Citizenship -- do not e-mail me.
If you are relocating anywhere other than NY -- do not e-mail me.
If you just want sex -- do not e-mail me.
If you "JUST" want to be "FRIENDS" -- do not e-mail me.
If you ask to be a "FRIEND" without dropping a note -- do not e-mail me.
If your'e BAMBOOZLED (indiscisive) about your quote "VERY GOOD FRIEND" -- do not e-mail me.
If you think you will be the "ONLY ONE" spoken to on "Blackplanet -- do not e-mail me.
If you do not have a picture -- do not e-mail me.
If you have a picture with no clothes on -- do not e-mail me.
If you do not look like your picture -- do not e-mail me.
If you have a picture of a cartoon rather than a pic of yourself -- do not e-mail me.
If the room in your picture need cleaning -- do not e-mail me.
If your apartment has more roaches than people -- do not e-mail me.
If your baggage is more than a carry-on -- do not e-mail me.
If you don..t have time to spend with a brother -- do not e-mail me.
(REPHRASED) If you don..t have time to date -- do not e-mail me.
(REPHRASED AGAIN!) If you don..t have time to make a phone call -- do not e-mail me.
If you are going to give out your number but don..t answer the phone -- do not e-mail me.
If you are going to give out your number but your number..s disconnected -- do not e-mail me.
If you cannot spell -- do not e-mail me.
If you can only respond with one-to-two word notes -- do not e-mail me.
If you are a stripper or an exotic dancer -- do not e-mail me.
If you want me to go to a "PORN SITE" -- do not e-mail me.
If you are bi-sexual, "AND" don't want me in the mix -- do not e-mail me.
If you are "TRANS-SEXUAL" -- DO NOT e-mail me.
If you are "GAY" -- do not e-mail me.
If you "HATE" men -- do not e-mail me.
If you are going to get "MAD" if I eat potato chips during phone sex -- do not e-mail me.
If you going to be "MAD" at me all the time --do not e-mail me.
If you going to bring your "MADNESS" to me-- do not e-mail me.
If you have a stalker after you -- do not e-mail me.
If you have a WARRANT -- do not e-mail me.
If you have a belly with a baby in it -- do not e-mail me.
If you are a vegetarian -- do not e-mail me.
If you like to TOSS SALADS -- do not e-mail me.
If you are on Psychotic Medication -- do note-mail me.
If you don..t live near Gotham City -- do not e-mail me.
If you don..t know where Gotham City is - do not e-mail me. (just kidding)
If your bio states you live in New York - but you actually live in New Mexico -- do not e-mail me.
If you are CIA secretive about yourself -- do not e-mail me.
If you are healthy, wealthy, and wise and would take your children to a HOMELESS SHELTER -- to get a FREE APARTMENT -- do not e-mail me.
White people: If you have "KLAN" (KKK) in your immediate family -- do not e-mail me.
AFRICANS / GHANIANS: If you can't afford a plane ticket to get here -- do not e-mail me.
If you are afraid to take chances on a relationship and/or don..t know what you want -- do not e-mail me.
If you do not believe what I..m saying in my bio -- do not e-mail me.
If you think that I'm too good to be "TRUE" -- do not e-mail me.
If you are a woman who likes to play games -- I believe there are over 2 million other men onthis website you can play with -- do not e-mail me!!!
Serious women please apply.
Now, about myself; I am a black professional who works for a Prestigious Law Firm in New York.
I like movies, dancing, dinner, conversation and sharing feelings. I love to laugh and will pay good money to have fun at comedy clubs.
I love cooking romantic dinners, with romantic settings. It doesn..t mean I..m cheap,it means I love to cook! And watch someone enjoy my cooking. No - 911 dialing will not be needed.
I also love SpongeBob SquarePants which I sings along with the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song -- Aye Aye "CAPTAIN".... So if you have a problem with that -- do not e-mail me.
If you love to be wined and dined the old fashion way, somewhat like the movies but better, if you crave attention, if you love being spoiled and treated as someone special, contact me.
Picture a must! Let..s not get emotional -- to get disappointed.
If you are offended by what I said in my bio then you need to ask yourself: Was it the words that offended you -- or the rejection!
P.S. #1 Most women believe in the saying: People enter your life for a season, reason or lifetime! IF YOU ARE NOT THINKING LIFETIME -- DO NOT E-MAIL ME!
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