connie@conniebryan.com
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www.conniebryan.com Musician/Songwriter/Comic
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45 years old
Reno, NV
United States
Last Login: 6/6/2009
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| General | Decorating my new 3 foot by 4 foot kitchen I share with two roommates in Santa Barbara...(I'm next to move into the living room when one of those 7 roommates moves out)
Right now I share the kitchen for $600.00 per month, and I even get full kitchen privileges. It's got lots of cabinet space, and I found I didn't have to sleep completely in the fetal position after I took out the shelves and dividers. It's really not that crowded except around mealtimes when the rest of the household joins us. Utilities are extra, so we decided to stop using the garbage disposal for a toilet.
(Comedy, Music, Writing, Televison, Talk Radio and Tennis) | | Music | The new hit single featuring Senator Larry Craig and "The Airport Men's Room Quartet" entitled: RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME
The Beatles, Neil Young, CSNY, Tom Petty, Paul Simon
| | Movies | The Blockbuster: "Don't TAZE Me BRO!" starring Adam Sandler (It's not out yet, but keep your fingers crossed!)
The In Laws with Alan Arkin and Peter Falk, Airplane with Leslie Nielson, The Godfather, Goodfellas with Joe Pesci and Ray Liotta, Rain Man with Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise, Ace Ventura, Pulp Fiction and Gung Ho with Michael Keaton.
| | Television | Curb Your Enthusiasm, 30Rock
Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin from 30Rock are making/writing fantastic television along with comedy genius Larry David...We can only hope this refreshing new 'quality' trend will stick and spread to the other networks. Thanks to Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld for showing how it is done.
| | Books | "How To Be Funny" by Steve Allen | | Heroes | Senator Larry Craig, for refusing to resign from his Congressional stall...I mean 'seat'.
Larry David, Jonathan Winters, Carol Burnett, Bob Newhart, Johnny Carson, David Letterman and Jay Leno.
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Body type: | 6' 2" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | Musician/Comedian |
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About me:
I’m a professional musician/songwriter and comedian currently living, playing and performing for a living in Reno, Nevada. I’m a veteran of the U.S. Air Force, where I was in the Security Police guarding the nuclear weapons systems and the B-1 Bomber.
The Air Force is where it’s at...The Army is trying hard to steal recruits from the Air Force with their newest slogan, have you heard it:
"The U.S. Army...We blow up more crap before 9 a.m. than Al Qaeda does ALL DAY!"
The Army over in Iraq is really worried right now that a lot of the new Iraqi recruits might be former Al Qaeda members. So they’ve decided to use the "Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Policy"...it was either that or have them fill out a questionaire.
Take a look at my website if you have a minute at:
click here
The website has a lot of really funny comedy sketches from the comedy TV show I produced in Santa Barbara for 4 years. ALSO, Check me out on YouTube if you can at:
click here
I’ve posted some funny character impersonations, including my impersonation of Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dr. Laura, Howard Stern,Martha Stewart and much more.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I'm trying to find and interview Osama Bin Laden BEFORE Katie Couric does.
Also, Larry David and David Letterman,Bob Newhart and Carol Burnett. Carol Burnett's spokesperson/publicist recently promised Ms. Burnett would agree to an interview with me "When you are Oprah". She really said that. (I chose to ignore the overstated sarcasm and take it as a compliment.LOL)And I plan to hold her to that promise!
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