Constance Hall

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

The stock boy answered, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'

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DROPPING BY TO SAY HI
AND TO LEAVE YOU A STORY OF AN UNFORTUNATE TIME!
This one is called....

'WHAT GNAWS ON MY SPINE'

Awakening back pains are a strain on my brain.
What I thought was the rain,
And arthritical pain
Was far from the answer, the doctor explained.

“What you’ve got here are teeth,
That lie deep beneath
Your lower spinal frame.”

I listen in aw, as he starts to explain
That what I was feeling,
And my continuous screaming,
Was not from a dream,
But simply a twin,
That settled right in,
And began to devour my spleen!

My backache is from this invader,
That grinds on my spine like a saw.
And all that remains of this twin inside me
Is a mouthful of teeth and a jaw.

I feel an attack as it gnaws on my back,
When I lay on my back, that’s when
The teeth start to bite,
In the middle of night,
I wake up in pain yet again.

The doc called it Lillian, my sister inside,
I screamed out in pain when she gnawed on my side.
There’s nothing to do!
There’s no way to sleep!
The doc says that Lillian is one in a billion
And I can’t live without her,
She makes my heart beat!

So it’s off now to bed, the worst place I dread.
I’ll do anything to fall fast asleep.
But I won’t be surprised when I’m closing my eyes,
That it’s she who starts grinding her teeth!

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