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John Conte's Interests
General
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MY 1972 CHEVELLE CONVERTIBLE,
JOANN, VALERIE & MIKE, DESIRAE, TONIA, CARA, SIDNEY, AARON & STEVE
Texas Hold'em
JOHNNY C's OPEN MIC POINT PLEASANT BEACH, NJ
ARNOLD AVE TO RICHMOND AVE...ACROSS FROM THE FOODTOWN!!!
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Music
ANYTHING BUT COUNTRY
OR REAL HEAVY RAP! ! !
COUNTRY MUSIC SUCKS!!!!!
Movies
OLD & NEW GANGSTER/MOB OR SLASHER MOVIES
GOODFELLOWS, GODFATHER, CASINO, SAW, SAW2 ANY ROB ZOMBIE STUFF
Television
HELLS KITCHEN
LAW & ORDER
THAT 70'S SHOW
BONES
HOUSE
http://www.dannysupstairs.com/
Books
LAST ONE I READ HAD 3 BEARS AND A BLONDE...I LOVED IT THE BOOK PUT MY NEICE TO SLEEP QUICKLY!!!
Heroes
REST IN PEACE MOM & DAD...WE LOVE & MISS YOU DEARLY!!!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD, JACKIE GLEASON
THE LITTLE RASCALS, BUD ABBOTT & LOU COSTELLO, RICHARD PRYOR, MY PARENTS...I MISS YOU BOTH BIGTIME!!!
About me:
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A Comic for over 9 years, An X-Fiber Optics Engineer working at the World Trade Center, turned full-time comic after 9-11. Born and raised in an Italian household, divorced after 14 years of marriage To a paranoid schizophrenic with an ex-mother-in-law who believes she inspired John Lennon to write Imagine… then back in college full time at the age of 44, well lets just say that John has more material than he knows what to do with it.
John has Opened for George Carlin, Artie Lang, Mike Marino, Rev.Bob Levy, Uncle Floyd, Mike Morse, Al Lebou, OTTO & George, Jim Norton, Tommy Chong, Rich Vos, Johnny Rizzo, Jeff Norris and Jim Florentine in such clubs as : Danny's Upstairs-NJ, Rascals-NJ, Banana's-NY/NJ, Stand Up NY, Gotham-NYC, Ha-NYC & Va Beach, New York Comedy Club, Dangerfield's-NYC, Improv-NYC&AC, Catch-a-Rising-Star-Princeton NJ & AC, Cozzys-Va Beach, Groucho's Comedy Clubs Fla, Giggles-NY,PA,Fla,Ga,NC.
John has been lucky enough to have Filmed 2 moves for Cinemax, "Hotties" & "Hotties II". Been on Comedy Centrals Premium Blend and appeared on HBO's Hit Series The Soprano's. He works clubs and colleges up & down the east coast. His comedy comes from his life experiences. His Strong & Exciting Stage presents will dazzle you and his ending Vaudeville hands bit will leave you in stitches.
The Roundboys Rule Tour
In our PC, weight conscience, carb-counting world,
two behemoths of comedy turn their backs on the stereotypes and clichés as they share their experiences about being larger than life.
Jimmy “The Round Boy” Graham
&
John "The Big Man" Conte
Have put together what is pound for pound the funniest show on stage. These two huge veteran comedians each deliver high-energy performances that leave their audiences begging for more. Round Boys Rule!!!! You Always Find Joy With A Round Boy!!!!!
Who I'd like to meet: Robin Williams,
Eddy Murphy,
David Chappelle,
Ray Ramono,
Only to let them know I admire everything they have accomplished and only wish I could perform as well on stage.
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