John Conte
"JOHN CONTE                              STAND-UP COMIC "

Male
47 years old
RINGWOOD/FORKED RIVER, New Jersey
United States



Last Login:8/20/2008
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CHECK THIS OUT FOR GIGS & OPEN MICS... www.sjcomedy.webs.com MY 1972 CHEVELLE CONVERTIBLE, JOANN, VALERIE & MIKE, DESIRAE, TONIA, CARA, SIDNEY, AARON & STEVE Texas Hold'em Photobucket JOHNNY C's OPEN MIC POINT PLEASANT BEACH, NJ ARNOLD AVE TO RICHMOND AVE...ACROSS FROM THE FOODTOWN!!! Photobucket Photobucket

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MusicANYTHING BUT COUNTRY OR REAL HEAVY RAP! ! ! COUNTRY MUSIC SUCKS!!!!!
MoviesOLD & NEW GANGSTER/MOB OR SLASHER MOVIES GOODFELLOWS, GODFATHER, CASINO, SAW, SAW2 ANY ROB ZOMBIE STUFF
TelevisionHELLS KITCHEN LAW & ORDER THAT 70'S SHOW BONES HOUSE http://www.dannysupstairs.com/
BooksLAST ONE I READ HAD 3 BEARS AND A BLONDE...I LOVED IT THE BOOK PUT MY NEICE TO SLEEP QUICKLY!!!
HeroesMOM &amp; DAD W/Bro Mario REST IN PEACE MOM & DAD...WE LOVE & MISS YOU DEARLY!!! RODNEY DANGERFIELD, JACKIE GLEASON THE LITTLE RASCALS, BUD ABBOTT & LOU COSTELLO, RICHARD PRYOR, MY PARENTS...I MISS YOU BOTH BIGTIME!!!

     John Conte's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 7"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college
Occupation:STAND UP COMIC

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John Conte GREAT COMEDY AT "CREATIVE EXPERIENCE" IN POINT PLEASANT BEACH EACH AND EVERY MONDAY @ 9PM

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[Caption.iT - Picture Captions] Photobucket Photobucket A Comic for over 9 years, An X-Fiber Optics Engineer working at the World Trade Center, turned full-time comic after 9-11. Born and raised in an Italian household, divorced after 14 years of marriage To a paranoid schizophrenic with an ex-mother-in-law who believes she inspired John Lennon to write Imagine… then back in college full time at the age of 44, well lets just say that John has more material than he knows what to do with it. John has Opened for George Carlin, Artie Lang, Mike Marino, Rev.Bob Levy, Uncle Floyd, Mike Morse, Al Lebou, OTTO & George, Jim Norton, Tommy Chong, Rich Vos, Johnny Rizzo, Jeff Norris and Jim Florentine in such clubs as : Danny's Upstairs-NJ, Rascals-NJ, Banana's-NY/NJ, Stand Up NY, Gotham-NYC, Ha-NYC & Va Beach, New York Comedy Club, Dangerfield's-NYC, Improv-NYC&AC, Catch-a-Rising-Star-Princeton NJ & AC, Cozzys-Va Beach, Groucho's Comedy Clubs Fla, Giggles-NY,PA,Fla,Ga,NC. John has been lucky enough to have Filmed 2 moves for Cinemax, "Hotties" & "Hotties II". Been on Comedy Centrals Premium Blend and appeared on HBO's Hit Series The Soprano's. He works clubs and colleges up & down the east coast. His comedy comes from his life experiences. His Strong & Exciting Stage presents will dazzle you and his ending Vaudeville hands bit will leave you in stitches. MySpace Layouts
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The Roundboys Rule Tour In our PC, weight conscience, carb-counting world, two behemoths of comedy turn their backs on the stereotypes and clichés as they share their experiences about being larger than life. Jimmy “The Round Boy” Graham & John "The Big Man"  Conte   Have put together what is pound for pound the funniest show on stage. These two huge veteran comedians each deliver high-energy performances that leave their audiences begging for more. Round Boys Rule!!!! You Always Find Joy With A Round Boy!!!!! 
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Robin Williams, Eddy Murphy, David Chappelle, Ray Ramono, Only to let them know I admire everything they have accomplished and only wish I could perform as well on stage. .. width="425" height="350">.... .. .. ....>
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   John Conte's Calendar ( View All )
Aug 21 2008 9:00P
Johnny C @ Danny Aiello’s in Hoboken @ Tutta Pasta
Aug 22 2008 9:00P
Johnny C @ The ARTS FACTORY in Bayone, NJ @ The ARTS FACTORY (201) 436-6700
Aug 24 2008 8:00P
Johnny C @ Stage 4 Comedy Upstairs at Tierney’s Tavern Montclair, NJ @ Upstairs at Tierney’s Tavern, Momtclair, NJ
Sep 20 2008 10:00P
Johnny C & Gino Bisconte @ The Laughter Lounge in Ringwood NJ @ Prime 15 Steakhouse Downstairs Laughter Lounge
Oct 29 2008 9:00P
Johnny C @ GIGGLES Comedy Club in New Smyrna Beach, Fl @ Giggles comedy @ Gilly’s PUB 44
Oct 30 2008 9:00P
Johnny C @ Groucho’s Comedy Club in Cocoa Beach @ Gregory’s at Ocean Landing Resort
Oct 31 2008 9:00P
Johnny C @ Groucho’s in Melbourne, Fl @ Makoto’s
Nov 1 2008 9:00P
Johnny C @ Groucho’s Comedy Club in Melbourne, Fl @ Makoto’s
Nov 7 2008 9:00P
Johnny C @ Groucho’s in Port St. Lucie WEST, Fl @ Creative Catering @ The Marroitt
Nov 8 2008 9:00P
Johnny C at Groucho’s Comedy Club in Stuart, FL @ Groucho’s @ The Wave Lounge
Aug 25 2008 8:30P
JOHNNY C’s OPEN MIC @ CREATIVE EXPERIANCE, POINT PLEASANT NJ (rep) @ CREATIVE EXPERIANCE, LOCATED DIRECTLY BEHIND uncle vinny’s

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Lisa





Aug 20 2008 12:58 PM

We might just show up! I work on Saturday, but hey I still feel young.
Two concerts this week, why not a little comedy :)
Patrick Bean


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Aug 20 2008 5:16 AM

thanks for doing the show tonight John!everyone i talked to had a blast!you were great!hope to see you on Monday!
☠☆ Nicole [Bubbles]☠☆





Aug 14 2008 8:44 PM

Thank You So Much! I hope you day is going good as well! And I will definitely come see u when you come near! <3 ya!
The Blog Father


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Aug 12 2008 6:16 PM

Thank you for being my friend.
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