John Conte
John Conte
John Conte Erkek
48 yaşında
RINGWOOD/FORKED RIVER, New Jersey
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Son Giriş: 20.11.2009
Nasıl: müteşekkir Ruh Hali Görüntüsü
Görüntüle: Fotoğraflar | Videolar

   İletişim | John Conte

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    John Conte | İlgi Alanları
Genel .. --> CABBIETV Link exchange - begin link --> CABBIETV.com .. -->CABBIETV - end link -->
MüzikANYTHING BUT COUNTRY OR REAL HEAVY RAP! ! ! COUNTRY MUSIC SUCKS!!!!!
FilmlerOLD & NEW GANGSTER/MOB OR SLASHER MOVIES GOODFELLOWS, GODFATHER, CASINO, SAW, SAW2 ANY ROB ZOMBIE STUFF
TelevizyonHELLS KITCHEN LAW & ORDER THAT 70'S SHOW BONES HOUSE http://www.dannysupstairs.com/
KitaplarLAST ONE I READ HAD 3 BEARS AND A BLONDE...I LOVED IT THE BOOK PUT MY NEICE TO SLEEP QUICKLY!!!
KahramanlarıPhotobucket REST IN PEACE MOM & DAD...WE LOVE & MISS YOU DEARLY!!! RODNEY DANGERFIELD, JACKIE GLEASON THE LITTLE RASCALS, BUD ABBOTT & LOU COSTELLO, RICHARD PRYOR, MY PARENTS...I MISS YOU BOTH BIGTIME!!!

     John Conte | Detaylar
Durumu:İlişkide
Burada olma nedeni:Elektronik yazışma, Arkadaşlar
Tercih:Heteroseksüel
Vücut türü:171cm
Etnik kimlik:Beyaz / Beyaz Irk (Kafkas)
Din:Diğer
Burcu:Yengeç
Çocuklar:Kararsız
Eğitim:Üniversiteye gittim
Meslek:STAND UP COMIC

   John Conte | Çevresi
Gece Hayatı - Eğlence - Striptizci




John Conte Making People Laugh is what I live for...It's the Greatest Fealing in the World!!! 3 Mar 2009 tarihinde
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Just wanted everyone to know I will be performing along with some comic friends at two concert events at First Energy Park, Blue Claws Stadium in Lakewood NJ...Sept 27 for Thunderfest '09-an all day country music festival, featuring Jason Aldean... Then on Oct 3rd... Wingstock Festival, featuring Foreigner & Blue Oyster Cult !!! Hope to see you there!!! ..

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[Caption.iT - Picture Captions] A Comic for over 9 years, An X-Fiber Optics Engineer working at the World Trade Center, turned full-time comic after 9-11. Born and raised in an Italian household, divorced after 14 years of marriage To a paranoid schizophrenic with an ex-mother-in-law who believes she inspired John Lennon to write Imagine… then back in college full time at the age of 44, well lets just say that John has more material than he knows what to do with it. John has Opened for George Carlin, Artie Lang, Mike Marino, Rev.Bob Levy, Uncle Floyd, Mike Morse, Al Lebou, OTTO & George, Jim Norton, Tommy Chong, Rich Vos, Johnny Rizzo, Jeff Norris and Jim Florentine in such clubs as : Danny's Upstairs-NJ, Rascals-NJ, Banana's-NY/NJ, Stand Up NY, Gotham-NYC, Ha-NYC & Va Beach, New York Comedy Club, Dangerfield's-NYC, Improv-NYC&AC, Catch-a-Rising-Star-Princeton NJ & AC, Cozzys-Va Beach, Groucho's Comedy Clubs Fla, Giggles-NY,PA,Fla,Ga,NC. John has been lucky enough to have Filmed 2 moves for Cinemax, "Hotties" & "Hotties II". Been on Comedy Centrals Premium Blend and appeared on HBO's Hit Series The Soprano's. He works clubs and colleges up & down the east coast. His comedy comes from his life experiences. His Strong & Exciting Stage presents will dazzle you and his ending Vaudeville hands bit will leave you in stitches. MySpace Layouts
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Myspace Layouts
I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net, check out these Myspace Layouts!

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The Roundboys Rule Tour In our PC, weight conscience, carb-counting world, two behemoths of comedy turn their backs on the stereotypes and clichés as they share their ,,experiences about being larger than life.,,,, Jimmy “The Round Boy” Graham & John "The Big Man"  Conte   Have put together what is pound for pound the funniest show on stage. These two huge veteran comedians each deliver high-energy performances that leave their audiences begging for more. ,,Round Boys Rule!!!!,,You Always Find Joy With A Round Boy!!!!! 

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Kimle tanışmak isterim:
Robin Williams, Eddy Murphy, David Chappelle, Ray Ramono, Only to let them know I admire everything they have accomplished and only wish I could perform as well on stage. .. width="425" height="350">.... .. .. ....>
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   John Conte | Takvim ( Tümünü Görüntüle )
28 Kas 2009 19:00
Johnny C headlining at THE MANSION IN BRICK, NJ @ The Mansion at The Brick Plaza
4 Ara 2009 21:00
Graig Loydgren, Johnny C & Buda at Lefty’s Tavern in Barnegat @ Lefty’s Tavern
5 Ara 2009 21:00
Private Party @ Taj... Atlantic City, NJ

   John Conte | Arkadaşlar (En İyi 37)
John Conte, 972 kişiyle arkadaş.
 T0NiA♥ 


 Danny’s Upstairs 


 Teri 


 Mike Morse 


 HASAN - Twitter.com/HasanLC 


 cat 


 Mike 


 Lolo™ 


 Mike Marino 


 geno 


 Erica 


 Tony Landolfi 


 yUhR bAd hAbit <3 


 Patrick Bean 


 Dana 


 The Reverend Bob Levy 


 Carol 


 BUDDY FLIP 


 *StraYzBaByMarla* 


 stagehand 


 AL LUBEL 


 george 


 DivasMistress.com twitter.com/divamistress 


 Larry DeFelice 


 Sue 


 John Femia 


 Leanna Conley 


 The Comedy Quarry 


 JuliaRose 


 Good Time Erin 


 Jon 


 BAKER-BONE,White Girl Free Since 2003!!! 


 ForBiddeN twitter.com/Christine_Dolce 


 Billy Magee 


 Nicole 


 The Girl Next Door 


 Tom 





John Conte | Arkadaşlarının Yorumları
Görüntüleniyor 25 / 476 yorumlar  ( Tümünü Görüntüle | Yorum Ekle )
Jimmy.....

Jimmy.....



11 Kas 2009 19:05


 

THE RICKY STAR SHOW

THE RICKY STAR SHOW



24 Eki 2009 23:00

Just stopping by to say hi!
Jimmy.....

Jimmy.....



24 Eki 2009 23:00


 

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13 Tem 2009 02:04

Happy n Safe fourth.. xoxoxxoxo
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3 Tem 2009 14:08

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3 Tem 2009 14:08

Jimmy.....

Jimmy.....



3 Tem 2009 14:08

Have a Great 4th.
 

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1 Haz 2009 15:58

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1 Haz 2009 15:57

Chris Monty

Chris Monty



1 Haz 2009 15:57

No problem John.
Thanks again for the gig.
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20 May 2009 13:23

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10 May 2009 18:57

Dear Friend,
When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! .
!
I dont promise that I will make u laugh,
but I can cry with u.
If one day u want to
run away dont be afraid to call me.

I dont promise to ask u to stop......
but I can run with u.

If one day u dont want to listen to anyone.....
call me.

I promise to be there for u
but also promise to remain quiet.

But one day if u call......
and there is no answer.....
come fast to see me.

Perhaps I need you.


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10 May 2009 18:57

Just droppin bye to wish you a great weekend...

Dawn
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5 May 2009 16:17

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5 May 2009 16:17

Hope your Thursday is a good one..
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5 May 2009 16:17


Wednesday Comments
Dr. Steve Shantz

Dr. Steve Shantz



28 Nis 2009 16:33

hey john, check out my web site, mrschantz.com i just started it, i write ridiculous songs,idiotic videos and even more stupid blogs. but hey, 27,000 myspace plays cant be wrong. -mr.
schantz
Billy Bingo

Billy Bingo



28 Nis 2009 16:15

Gonna be a fun show on Friday!
Bingo
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28 Nis 2009 16:14

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17 Nis 2009 17:31

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31 Mar 2009 00:52

"This morning when God opened a window to Heaven, He saw me, and He asked: "My child, what is your greatest wish for today?" I responded: "Please, take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends. They deserve it and I love them very much" The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginning, but not its end. This message works on the day you receive it. Let us see if it is true. ANGELS EXIST but sometimes, since they don't all have wings, we call them TRUE FRIENDS. Pass this on to your true friends. Something good will happen to you at 11:11 in the evening; something that you have been waiting to hear.






Do not break this prayer; send it to a minimum of 11 people Including me""
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4 Nis 2009 16:47

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5 Nis 2009 04:08

OK - I'VE BEEN HIT - NOW YOU HAVE BEEN HIT TOO SO YOU GOTTA PLAY!

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YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON MY LIST! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT YOU HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE REALLY SEXY. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN YOU HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SEXY...
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK ARE SEXY...

-IF YOU GOT 1 BACK THEN YOU ARE UGLY PEOPLE, JUST SENT YOU THIS TO BE NICE
-IF YOU GOT 2 BACK YOU'RE BETTER THAN UGLY
-IF YOU GET 3 BACK YOU'RE OKAY
-IF YOU GET 4 BACK THEN YOU'RE PRETTY
-IF YOU GET 5 BACK THEN YOU'RE FREAKIN SEXY
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7 Nis 2009 04:26



Stay sweet
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27 Mar 2009 13:21

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