KISS ARMY - The Coolest Band In The World!'s Blurbs
About me: ATTENNNTION! HEADS UP. FLAMING YOUTH! HITHER COMETH, THY DESTINY!!! YOU WANTED THE BEAST?! YOU FOUND THE BEAST! It's the undisputed international KING of KISS TRIBUTES: "KISS ARMY - The Coolest Band In The World!" *ACCEPT -NO- UN'ORIGINAL' IMITATIONS!* Over 17 years in the making and holding steady high atop of the mighty KISS tribute food chain comes the 'BEATLEMANIA' -of- KISS TRIBUTES! You think America's got talent? Well, watch out Terry Fator, we've got all 4 of your American, theatrical 70's rock, Idols nailed right here! ARMED AND DANGEROUS it's MARC SHADOWS - The menacing serpent like blood spitting, fire breathing SUPERBEAST that IS GENE SIMMONS! STEVE CLARK - The cat on the prowl with 9 lives and 13 drums as the purr-fected PETER CRISS! BRYAN ANGEL - The guitar smashing prince of rock superstar supreme, PAUL STANLEY! ROB EVANS - The 'out of this world, guitar smoking space alien' bringing the classic vibe of ACE FREHLEY back to planet earth! Ahhh... the perfect KISS! Just imagine Abner Devereaux actually getting it right and cloning the timeless personas of the original members of KISS from 1970's Heaven! We're proud to welcome one & ALL to our 100% OFFICIAL, SUPER-SPECIAL "KISS ARMY" MYSPACE HEADQUARTERS! Your exclusive ALL ACCESS PASS into ALL of the mayhem be-hind the scenes and on the road! It is *HERE* where we can ALL celebrate together the countless success stories happening one after the next for this incredible KISS tribute phenomenon minute after breathtaking minute. And if you just so happen to be one of our ever-growing newcomer fans to join our mighty alliance then WELCOME ABOARD soldier~ we've been waiting for you! And MAKE -NO- MISTAKE, you got the RIGHT one baby! It is -this- group that's been the one legitimately and consistently earning its stars and stripes the hard way simply by being the ones who are always setting the new standard(s) and consistently raising the bar of expectations in their craft unlike any other Kiss tribute act before with everything from performance to marketing presentation and stage prop backlines time and again. Unmatched. Unrivaled. And Unimpressed with rest, this is the one of a kind KISS ARMY, that is 'The Coolest Band In The World'... and proud to be just that. Read on and check out -our- accomplishment history... all CURRENT and ALL KILLER. Now at a scale of thrilling audiences by the masses and HEADLINING everywhere from the worlds finest THEME PARKS, CASINOS, FAIRS, FESTIVALS, BIKER RALLIES, CORPORATE EVENTS, HOUSE OF BLUES/HARD ROCK CAFE'S, to the mighty KISS Coffeehouse Grand Opening, by request, to the 'you name it's' and they've 'DONE' it's! Even shock rocking the BEST of the nightclub scene around the world today! So, which 'KISS ARMY' is this one, one might ask? The BEST one. The most EXCITING one! The one with the matching outfits, identical instruments: classic signature guitars, basses and drums to those used by KISS on their 70's Love Gun tour with always an awesome ever-growing backline of cool stage props to boot, no pun intended. The MOST recognizable, SUCCESSFUL, ACCURATE, LOVED & RESPECTED. The one you're ALWAYS the MOST familiar with and have been for years, several, several years. You're FAVORITE one. That's which one. We didn't invent the KISS tribute, we just perfected it. Check out our '09/'08/'07 highlights galore which NO-body can deny and NO-body else can claim! Chew on this: ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT-MARE/HARD ROCK CAFE ON THE STRIP, LAS VEGAS HALLOWEEN PARTY WEEKEND! HARD ROCK CAFE MEMPHIS/HABITAT FOR HUMANITY CHARITY EVENT! ROCKING over 50,000 as HEADLINERS for the first ever PENSACOLA BEACH FL. NEW YEARS EVE BASH '09, WILD HOGS BIKER RALLY/HELENA, AR., WILD BILLS/ATLANTA, GA., LIMA, PERU STADIUM SHOW, 37 MAIN ROCK CAFE, BUFORD, GA., MONKEY BUSINESS/HILTON HEAD, SC., MEGA MUSIC FEST/STERLING, CO., ROCKLAHOMA '07 OPENING NIGHT HEADLINERS/ PRYOR,OK! The CONCERT IN THE PARK Series/LAS CRUCES, NM, FANTASY FEST/KEY WEST 70's KISS HALLOWEEN PARTY '08, HOUSE OF BLUES/ORLANDO, FL., REVOLUTION/FT. LAUDERDALE, FL., PIERE'S/FT. WAYNE, IN., COYOTES/93.1 THE FOX BIRTHDAY BASH/LOU., KY., FULL MOON FEVER TATTOO FEST/NASHVILLE, TN., STADIUM VIEW BIKER BASH/GREEN BAY, WI., RED RIVER MEMORIAL DAY BIKER RUN, RR-NM., SOUTH MISSISSIPPI BIKE RALLY/HATTIESBURG, MS., CHOPPER X-PO/ATLANTIC CITY, NJ.? The PIPELINE CAFE/HONOLULU, HI. w/5 LIMOS in 4 days & VIP treatment as guests of -the- DON HO? CHECK. 16 SHOWS @ THE MONTE CARLO CASINO/LV-NV. w/a TOURBUS LIMO? CHECKAROO TOO. An entire MONTH w/33 shows @ SIX FLAGS, NJ. for FRIGHTFEST '05? CHECKAMUNDO. SIX FLAGS/AURORA, OH.? Rocking 7,500+ @ 'DAWGS ON HAWGS' TEXAS BIKER RALLY? Over 17,000 @ the 'STARS & STRIPES EXPLOSION'/NEPTUNE BEACH, VA.? to over 30,000 @ the PORTLAND FEST in LOU., KY.??? How about the EL REY THEATRE/L.A., CA.? UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/HOLLYWOOD, CA. w/15,000 in attendance including -the- original mega monster of KISS himself, GENE SIMMONS sticking his tongue out in approval too?? YES! Even the super foxy *SOLD OUT* HOOTERS SWIMSUIT FINALS of ATLANTA, GA. & ST. LOUIS, MO. Woo Hoo-ters! YES!!! THE WHISKY A GO-GO/HOLLYWOOD, CA. w/5 opening bands? The GULFPORT & BILOXI, MS. GRAND CASINOS? The SUNSET STATION CASINO/LV-NV.? SUNCOAST CASINO/LV-NV.? HARLEY DAVIDSON-CAVALCADE OF WHEELS/NOTRE DAME A.C.C. ARENA/SOUTHBEND, IN.? HAWAIIAN TROPIC FINALS/KEY WEST, FL? YES!! And as the finale entertainment to celebrate the GRAND OPENING of the first ever official KISS COFFEEHOUSE of Myrtle Beach, SC., w/13,000+ in attendance with GENE SIMMONS & PAUL STANLEY as guests and -the- DOC MCGHEE loving every minute of it too? YES. YES. YES & YES ALREADY! FYI: it would also be the only KISS tribute group to -ever- have both BILL AUCOIN (*-original- 70's Kiss manager), EDDIE BALANDAS (*the super 70's Kiss bodyguard/man behind the voice from the KISS ALIVE II intro) and J.R. Smalling (Kiss's first tour/road manager and voice behind the even more classic KISS ALIVE! intro) all proudly introducing them on-stage with total conviction & enthusiastic PRAISE! Un-real and SURREAL. And if that weren't enough, add LYDIA CRISS (*Peter's ex-wife of the 70's) as an onstage guest for an absolutely priceless rendition of Kiss's first breakthrough hit of the 70's, "BETH" at the Atlanta KISS Expo. Wow. All that and more. Driven by the highest quality of standards, specializing in patting their heroes legacy on the back nightly with all the dignity, integrity, passion, determination and an uncompromising focus to always push their talents to farther extremes. The four pseudo celebrities who now 'makeup' the group "KISS ARMY - The Coolest Band In The World," are not to be taken lightly. Every single performance is much more than just a mere tribute show. Rather, a perfected assault on the senses the likes that would surely bring a tear to not only the eyes of their mentors one by one, but most importantly to their never ending fan base of mega millions the world over too! Made only of the finest ingredients and action packed, preaching their message with total finesse. Steve Clark, drummer for the group, describes their ongoing quest at ultra sheer perfection best: "Hey, Rome wasn't built in a day and the ultimate Kiss tribute experience wasn't either. lol. This took a LOT of time, patience, serious effort & relentless dedication. There's something incredibly unique and very special going on here that you just don't see everyday or find just anywhere, especially.. these days. Kiss fans & the vintage ones in particular especially should really take notice of us before we're discovered so that they can all jump on the bandwagon early and say 'I saw these guys just before they made it, (as a big time licensed Kiss show, that is) they're f'n awesome!' Ok, but if you're gonna dream right? At this point I wanna believe we're destined to be the next biggest discovery for Gene Simmons a/o the KISS co. since Van Halen. I mean the real Van Halen. An entertainment group that they could wholeheartedly appreciate as a quality salute as the genuine article, but also one that could win the same level of appreciation and acceptance from also the very discriminating tastes of Paul Stanley and putting a super smile on the faces of Ace & Peter too would be an exceptional bonus to us as fans of the group first and foremost. We're not in the market to simply pay tribute to four makeup designs. We insist on perfecting the finest spirited salute imaginable to four very legendary rock superstar personalities that we hold dear to our hearts, with complete and utter justice. To protect and to serve is how we see it. We're just great pretenders to the throne around here. lol. But don't laugh, what I mean is we're all about throwing hammers in our message when it comes to representing our heroes onstage or our marketing/presentation style. Basically to try and take fans back to the days of when their parents were afraid of Kiss coming to their town. Representing all four original members as if it were 1977 all over again in spirit. That's our recipe. Plenty of shock value. And it really shows now more than ever like never before, just ask the fans at our shows every night these days and they'll tell you too! I mean we're all fans here too, completely aware that "we're" not really 'Kiss'. Honestly, I'm sure everyone would agree that there could never truly ever be another Kiss like their once was all those years ago... another Gene, Peter, Paul & Ace all tearing the stage apart as a unified assault like it once was back in the day. But Clark assures, 'leave it to "KISS ARMY - The Coolest Band In The World," to be the ones to take you back by experiencing the very next best thing imaginable'. I mean Screw the Eagles, we'll take it to the limit every time. Because that's our duty! lol. We're like reliving your best night out with your first hot date every night we're up onstage. Where am I going with all of this? Well. We always take great pride in making sure we cake on the makeup and put out. As expected. lol. And, believe me, you'll wanna brag about spending a night with the four of us every time we're in your town. Count on it." GROUPIES PUT ON YOUR MAKEUP! DON'T MISS the HOT NEW, ALL NEW, KISS ARMY/'SPIRIT OF 70'S KISS TOUR' COMING YOUR WAY in 2010! COLLECT ALL FOUR. ON TOUR NOW. "KISS ARMY" uses Gibson guitars & Pearl drums because they're supposed to. Visit: www.KISSARMYRULES.com! And now enjoy our new & exclusive promo video from the all new
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