Jesse Cooper is taller than most women. He was born in 1979 but doesn't remember it. He has freckles and he likes a good cheesecake. His name rhymes with Messy Pooper. Jesse Cooper wrote this in the third person.
Website
indystandup.com/comedians/jcooper.htm - horribly outdated, so just check myspace.com/coopcomedy
Influences
George W. Bush because he makes me feel like I could be president, too.
TV Shows
I was on the NewsChannel 2’s Evening Edition at 6:11 on a Friday evening and Tom McClanahan pronounced my website as myspace.com/co-op comedy.
Jesse Cooper's Interests
General
Putting an end to snail molestation. You wouldn't think they would mind being molested. But, no means no. No matter how small and slimy you are.
Music
Movies
All of the Movie movies, like Scary Movie, Epic Movie, and so on. They've done so much for the American comedy scene, much like we've done for Iraqi artifacts.
Television
Curb Your Enthusiasm is at the top of my list currently. I'm also a survival enthusiast as I'm really into Man vs. Wild and Survivorman.
Books
Fight Club, by Chuck Palahniuk
Heroes
My wife.
Jesse Cooper's Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Coolsville
Body type:
6' 0"
Ethnicity:
Other
Zodiac Sign:
Aries
Smoke / Drink:
No / No
Children:
Someday
Education:
Some college
Occupation:
Soul Provider
Jesse Cooper's Schools
Indiana State University
Terre Haute, IN
Graduated: N/A
Degree: None
Major: English Ed, Health, Communications, and Radio/TV/Film...wonder why I didn't graduate.
Comedian -- Can do 30 minutes of semi-clean (PG-18)material. Looking for clubs mainly, but will do other events. Also featured on www.indystandup.com and www.comedysoapbox.com
I agree... I just think Cutler got so much pressure that he and the receivers were just out of sync timing-wise. I think they'll stop Pittsburgh, do a much better job of scoring and win it.
Naw, you're not a loser (for that anyway). Besides, I'm not the final word on what's good music. It's just that the entire album is sooooo badly derivative and the vocals are so flat.... I don't think they did enough pitch correction on any of it.
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