 Mr. Funnel Made this for us.
Cooterpuss was spawned by three asexual beings somewhere between Cincinnati and Memphis in an abandoned nuclear reactor. The beast which was formed had three heads, the genitals of a human male and an enormous sexual appetite. Each head of this atrocity was given a name: Donnie The Fister, The Eagle The Tokyo Rose Counterpart, and Larry Lovemeat.
The three heads and the one body set out on an adventure to cockblock every dude, to impregnate every chick and to commit beastiality with all of your house hold pets. (This includes Mr. Henry Weebles, Courtney).
So . . . FUCK YOU WORLD, HERE WE CUM!!!
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