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Crime writer Copper

www.myspace.com/copper_smith

is a semi-precious metal in your extended networkMood: metallic metallicPosted at 1:41 PM May 6 view more

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  • Copper Smith

  • 41 / Male
  • MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota, US
  • Last Login: 11/11/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Making the world safe for thought-provoking, eyebrow-raising, hyphen-inducing satire.

    Racing through the waist-high weeds of life, stopping only to gaze at the clouds above that resemble freshly popped kernels of kettle corn.

    Doing the electric slide with the cast of King of Queens.

  • Music

    If it gleefully disrupts the mundane flow of ordinary life and doesn't feature Phil Collins on backup vocals, I can dig it.

    Chocolate Genius, Cibo Matto, P-funk, The Tape Beatles and Outkast are personal faves. Plus...

    I am secure enough in my manhood to publicly acknowledge that the following songs can make me sob like a jilted prom queen:

    Way to Blue (Nick Drake)
    Another Lonely Christmas (Prince)
    Mother (John Lennon)
    Cuban Welterweight rumbles hidden hitmen (Bows)
    Redemption song (Bob Marley)
    Autumn in New York (Billie Holiday)
    Card Cheat (The Clash)

  • Movies

    My taste in movies, as with music, leans toward the obscure, the odd, the unforgivably provocative:

    Adaptation
    Slacker
    Naqoyqatsi
    The Atomic Cafe
    Schizopolis
    The Waking Life
    The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
    Fellini's Roma
    Satyricon
    American movie
    Tarnation
    and that paragon of cinematic avant gardism, Purple Rain (please don't judge).

  • Books

    As I lay dying (William Faulkner)
    Mediated (Thomas De Zengotita)
    Civil Disobedience (Hank Dave Thoreau)
    Never drank the kool-aid (Toure)
    Lolita (Vladimir Nabokov)
    Platonic dialogues
    Sex, drugs and Cocoa puffs (Chuck Klosterman)

    Anything by David Sedaris, James Baldwin, Miranda July or Dave Eggers.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Minneapolis
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 5' 11"
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

Networking

Latest Blog Entries

Blurbs

About me:

I'm a scribe/artist with an insatiable appetite for armchair philosophy, blueberry waffles and amusingly tortured run-on sentences. In my endless efforts to pollute the online world with my special brand of profound profanity I've accepted the terms of everybody's favorite Faustian bargain - Myspace.

Without further ado, let the parade of shameless self-promotion begin!

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Me in (or is that 'on'?) McSweeney's!

Curmudgeonly rants at Smart Remarx.com

 Uncomfortably funny jab at the Prince of Peace

 Searing hot erotica under silly pen name (hi, mom!)

 The infamous Ninja Salad Sandwich

 And for those who like their surreal satire loud, flashy and without all those pesky words: The Pop Bomb Conspiracy!

And yes, just what the world needs: another cheaply produced, hastily edited video from Youtube!

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Who I'd like to meet:

Comments

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  • Sue X Ess - Leg X EssSue X Ess

    Nov 9 2009 12:05 PM

    Leg-X-ess


    Best Fetish Party in Cologne!!!







  • Sienna Sinclaire®Pinup Sienna

    Nov 8 2009 10:22 AM

    Thanks for your friend request!

    Banner 3
  • DONNE-MOI TON FOURTE

    Oct 11 2009 9:39 PM

    thank you!
  • Starry-Eyed Romantic

    Oct 3 2009 6:43 PM





    Come set sail with the Starry-Eyed Romanic for passion and adventure aboard a pirate ship. Follow the links below to view the first the parts of the sexy pirate saga, "Revenge of the Siren Song."

    A Kidnapping

    Dinner and Devotion

    Secret Rendezvous

  • Kiyara

    Sep 17 2009 2:20 PM

    Nice to be friends on myspace. Thank you for adding me.
  • T. T. Morgan - Author o…T.T. Morgan

    Jul 16 2009 8:58 PM

    Thanks for the add!
    Please come back often, to read some excerpts of my sexy, sensual stories right here or here in my blog! Find out about book signings and whatever else is going on with me.
    "Intense Encounters" available NOW!!!!!
    Much Luv
    TT
    Intense Encounters

    You can order your copy from my page or get it directly from amazon.com..
  • Sarah-JaneSarah-Jane Lehoux

    Jul 14 2009 12:49 PM

    Hello, thanks for the add!
  • JanetJanet Ursel

    Jun 18 2009 2:02 AM

    Tell me about it. And if it's not AW, it's Facebook, Twitter, MySpace... I think I'm finally getting saturated enough that it's less of a temptation.
  • JanetJanet Ursel

    Jun 2 2009 1:42 AM

    I'll keep an eye open for you over there.  Are you Copper on AW too?
  • JanetJanet Ursel

    Apr 1 2009 1:27 AM

    Thanks for the add, Copper.
    How can we have so many friends in common without me noticing you before?
  • RUSE the.magazine

    Feb 28 2009 1:06 AM

    Copper, Great Article! Looking forward to more

    .
    peace
  • MindyMindy Klasky

    Feb 17 2009 2:00 PM

    Thanks for the add! It's always great to meet another author on MySpace!
  • Mark Edward Hall – Horr…Mark Edward Hall

    Feb 13 2009 12:47 AM

    Thank you for the friendship. Be sure to check out my fiction blog. I post new stories on a regular basis.
    Best,
    Mark
  • Jordan Miché

    Feb 11 2009 7:21 PM

    Hello sir
    You should come out to our show this friday the 13th at the Dinkytowner
  • Sonrisa

    Jan 27 2009 5:01 AM

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  • Southern Pride!!!!Amy Sampson

    Jan 3 2009 5:16 PM

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  • Lolly Pop

    Dec 23 2008 5:15 AM

    How the hell are you?
    HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
    xxx
  • Alba

    Dec 9 2008 7:22 PM

    One can never have too much fun. I will let you know when the next party is on. And thanks for the ad.
  • MinnesotaMinnesota Atheists

    Nov 5 2008 11:02 AM

    Thanks for adding MN Atheists to your friend list.


    I hope to get the MySpace site involved in our organization, and help other atheists/agnostics/humanists/freethinkers in Minnesota get to know each other!

    Thanks again,

    Crystal D for MN Atheists
  • ** JUST ME, MYSELF, AND…

    Oct 15 2008 10:21 PM

    thanx 4 da add my friend
  • Jen-Jen

    Jun 12 2008 1:49 AM

    I needed a little sweetness tonight.


    Thanks for the comment.

  • Jen-Jen

    Jun 12 2008 1:44 AM

    Hey David, thanks for the add. I hope you enjoy yourself here....


    Jennifer
  • The BabaBob Amaden

    Jun 11 2008 3:55 AM

    Welcome aboard! Your quote is awesome!
  • Larry Ravenswood

    Jun 11 2008 3:43 AM

    Thanks for the request! Welcome aboard!
    Larry
  • Polenth

    Jun 11 2008 12:48 AM

    Thanks for accepting the friends request, and welcome to MySpace!