Cori Gonzalez - Macuer

Bio:

My name is Cori. I am a comedian and actor from Wellington, New Zealand. I was born in Chile, South America but moved here when I was 6. Boy, am I excited about having a myspace account. The only problem is that everyone who sees this will know that it is me writing this bio. The bio on my website is written in the 3rd person and looks as if a manager or agent wrote it making me look very professional even though it was indeed me that wrote it. If I write a bio on myspace about how awesome I am or about the number of comedy awards that I have won (6 in less than 3 years), I'll look like an arrogant wanker. I drive a 1992 Mazda Astina with flick up lights. The ladies love it. I also have the physique of a seasoned ice skater which the ladies also love. I'm currently looking for a good gang to join. I've had quite a few offers from the Crips and the Bloods and the Vatos Locos but choosing a gang ain't something you rush into so im taking my time. We all know what it's like when you join a gang and decide to leave after a few days....Awkward! Anyway, I'm still really excited about this. Go to my website www.cori.co.nz to find out more about me. I've also got a a brand new comedy show called RhinoRadar that i've done with a few other comedians,actors, writers and filmmakers which you can check out at www.rhinoradar.com.

Member Since:

March 06, 2006

Influences:

Ricky Gervais, The Office, Jerry Seinfeld, David Cross, Mitch Hedberg, Steven Wright, Family Guy, Full House, Major Dad, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Cream, Kings of Leon, The Cure, strippers, The Clash, The Cars, Ramones, Jeff Buckley, Silvio Rodriguez, Borat, Shania Twain, Deep Purple, The Who, Canned Heat, Pink Floyd, Jurassic 5, Russell Crowe's band, Electric Six, Corky and the Juicepigs, Tenacious D, Sublime, C. Thomas Howell, Ralph Macchio, Trinity Roots, Jose Gonzalez, Bonnie Prince Billy, The Shins, Rambo, Arctic Monkeys, The Strokes, Guns n Roses, Road House, Johnny Cash, The Beatles, Richie Havens, Dolph Lundgren, Bob Dylan,Stevie Wonder, James Brown, old Michael Jackson, Ozzy Osborne, The Yardbirds, The Faces, Devo, The Killers, Wesley Snipes, The 3 Ninjas, The Chills, Jason Gunn (not Thingee though! He was a cock!), Hunter S. Thompson, Margaret Mahy, Kid n Play, Kevin Costner, Richard Grieco, Die Hard 1 and 3, Emilio Estevez, Jack Kerouac, Kiwi/Samoan cricket legend Murphy Sua

Sounds Like:

Shakira, Xzibit, Rosita from NZ Idol, Yulia